Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

08 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - May 8, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off on another trip to a nation's capital - this time it's Canada's! In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this picture of our time with Abraham Li... read more..

07 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Spam Alert! 🚨

If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it. It's Spam.... read more..

06 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2356

"Not everything that weighs you down is yours to carry." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

06 May

Susan Page

4 min read

Memories of a Father

- photo by Susan PageIt takes time to sift through our memories, and the process can be like peering into a murky mirror. There may be a distorted mixed bag of recollections in the form of words that read more..

06 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2532

Everything I Learned From a Cow

1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d. 2. Don't cry over spilled milk. 3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste! 4. The grass is green on the other side read more..

06 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1921

I just learned the professional way to say "I told you so": "This was identified early on as a likely outcome."... read more..

06 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5007

2 min read

Computer Support Woes

Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee: *Note the word 'former' in the above statement!! "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble wit... read more..

06 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Yardstick Fiasco:📏😱

Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.... read more..

04 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - May 4 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I imagine that many of you, when flying, have taken pictures of your plane from inside of it. But how many of you have taken pictures of it from the outside when it is fly... read more..

03 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2400

How Many People it Took to Make You!

1)............1 YOU 2)............2 parents 3)............4 grandparents 4)............8 great grandparents 5)...........16 gg grandparents 6)...........32 ggg grandparents 7)...........64 gggg read more..

03 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Tickle Tally

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.... read more..

03 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3095

Distraught Senior

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doct... read more..

03 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1920

Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.... read more..

03 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4 min read

How Coffee Has Changed My Life

Recently, I was sitting drinking a nice hot cup of coffee. It's the first thing I do, and I can't get anything done until I do. I was thinking about this coffee as I was drinking it and remembered th... read more..

03 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

267

4 min read

Don’t Call Me Stupid, Just Whisper It

One thing that irritates me is people talking behind my back. I want to be part of the conversation because I know more about me than they do. Or at least I think I do While in the mall recently, I p... read more..

03 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2355

"If we could see what happens when we pray, we would never stop praying." - Unknown read more..

03 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Double Trouble

Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs. It's because they are Inca hoots.... read more..

24 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

101

Cybersalt News - April 24, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are continuing to travel and are grateful that continues to not include any travails. Enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..

23 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1966

Ancient Bookplate

Aincient Bookplate Steale not this boke for fear of shameFor here you see ye owner hys nameAnd when you die ye Lord will sayeWhere is that boke you stole away?Then if you say, you cannot telle,Ye Lor... read more..

23 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1919

Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep.... read more..

23 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Survey Results 😡

I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.... read more..

23 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2354

"Most of us are three bad months away from being homeless. None of us are three good months away from being billionaires." - Unknown read more..

23 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3682

Foul Suspicion

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster... read more..

20 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

120

Cybersalt News - April 20 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and happy Resurrection Sunday: The Lord is Risen! Today is also our youngest daughter's birthday: Happy birthday Esther Bunny! On Friday we were blessed to be with my pa... read more..

19 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

208

4 min read

I Thought She Said “Doughnut”

As hard as I try, and believe me, I try, I don’t always hear correctly, especially regarding The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I don’t always hear every word she says. I know God gave me two ea... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

115

The Resurrection?

When I was young, I often visited my grandmother in Kennett, Missouri. Every year Kennett high school joined with Carruthersville to put on a production of the resurrection. A girl from Carrut... read more..

19 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1918

You can always make Easter easier by replacing the "t" with and "i."... read more..

19 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2353

"Of all the things that will surprise us in the resurrection morning, this, I believe, will surprise us most: that we did not love Christ more before we died." - J.S. Ryle read more..

19 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

129

Easter Groan

Hot cross pun, anyone?... read more..

17 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

141

Cybersalt News - April 17, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are still on the road and just pulled into my Mom and Dad's place late at night, so there isn't much time to catch you up on all the news. Instead, ... read more..

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