Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20949 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

25 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2315

Be Good

A mother was dropping her son off at a friend's house. She said to him, "Will you be good while Mommy's gone?" The boy replied, "If you give me a dollar!" His mother shook her head and said to him,... read more..

25 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1829

Denominations

This past Saturday I took my three children to the zoo. My middle child was busy explaining about all the animals to her younger sister. Being the know-it-all she is at the age of five she was telli... read more..

23 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

491

Cybersalt News - November 23, 2023

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt returned on Saturday evening to find house and husband intact! Today's video share shows the making of a huge piece of pottery that takes 3 men to sc... read more..

22 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6921

Turkey Hunting

Some people REALLY love Christmas. Me, I love Thanksgiving. Last year I had my chance to do the traditional thing of shooting my own turkey for Thanksgiving. Man, you should have seen ... read more..

22 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2835

2 min read

Before and After Thankfulness

When I was younger, I remember receiving the inevitable homework assignment to write an essay on "something I am thankful for." Then I'd spend a lot of time sitting in my room trying to figure out jus... read more..

22 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

555

Quote #2223

"Healing also means taking an honest look at the role you play in your own suffering." - Unknown read more..

22 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

14468

Turkey Puns

The following is especially foul - even for this list! "TALKING TURKEY" What does a turkey say? "Gobble, gobble, gobble?" ....... Not always! What does ... A jewelry-lovin' turkey: "Bauble bau... read more..

22 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

871

4 min read

Another Turkey in the Oven

What would Thanksgiving be without a turkey? I read somewhere that over 45 million turkeys are purchased during the Thanksgiving holiday. I’m unsure if that’s correct, but I believe it comes close to ... read more..

18 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

536

One-Liner #1787

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion. But doesn't.... read more..

16 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3593

What's Your Religion?

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there'... read more..

16 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1834

Heaven

My friend's 5 year old granddaughter looked at the stars one night and exclaimed, "God's home! All his lights are on!"... read more..

16 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

464

Quote #2222

"When God put a calling on your life He already factored in your stupidity." - Unknown read more..

16 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2172

Grocery Getter

Cereal killer caught while cashing victim's Chex.... read more..

16 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

642

One-Liner #1786

When you die, people cry and beg for you to come back but when you do, there's the running and the screaming...... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5290

Amateur Photographer

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends, and he took along a few pictures to show to them. The hostess looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a goo... read more..

16 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

497

Cybersalt News - November 16, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is still away and I am still keeping myself alive at home. I haven't even needed to go to McDonalds yet! Speaking of which, today's video share is a... read more..

12 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

485

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today marks the beginning of repeating a science experiment to see if I can keep myself alive for a week while Grandma Cybersalt is away at 2 conferences. Fortunately, Cos... read more..

11 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

912

4 min read

Oh, Memory, How I Miss Thee

Driving home from a luncheon with friends, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage asked me a stunning question. She is a specialist regarding questions I can’t answer. I am trying to evade her questi... read more..

11 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

558

Quote #2220

"In all my years of pastoring, I have learned this lesson: A person's spiritual maturity is not truly visible until they DON'T get their way. Then you see the real person." - Erik Reed read more..

11 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

491

One-Liner #1785

When you think about the vastness of space and how enormous our galaxy is and how big our planet is and how small we are, I'm not really eating all that much cheese.... read more..

11 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4761

5 min read

Little Bars of Soap

The following is actual correspondence between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. WHAT TO DO WITH ... read more..

11 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3070

Census Names

Census Taker: "How many children do you have?" Woman: "Four." Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?" Woman: "Eenee, Meenee, Minee and Frank." Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I a... read more..

11 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2035

Not Knowing All the Words

While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child's words. When I spotted a boy perched on a rock, I realiz... read more..

09 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

494

Cybersalt News - November 9, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Sometimes the trip to the airport is exciting and other times it is sad. This week's trip was a sad one as we said bye to our eldest daughter and her son after a great week... read more..

08 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4230

The Hokey Pokey

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man th... read more..

08 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

8571

Buffalo Pun

What did the mama buffalo say to the son buffalo when he went off to college? "Bison."... read more..

08 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1818

Parenting, Children, Sacrifice

Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm w... read more..

08 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3768

Goober Ring

Passing an office building late one night, a Goober saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The ... read more..