Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20949 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

05 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

517

Cybersalt News - November 5, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I turned 58 yesterday. It was a wonderful day of celebrating with Grandma Cybersalt, our 3 kids and two of their spouses (Alyssa's husband Matt is away on a one month mili... read more..

04 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

939

4 min read

Why Do Some Cute Babies Grow Up Ugly

Our second great grand baby was born at the end of last year. Since then, it has been a delight to watch her grow. I will not say she is the cutest baby in the world, but I haven't met any cuter. She... read more..

04 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

519

Quote #2218

If you're a giver, remember to learn your limits - because takers don't have any. - Unknown... read more..

04 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

475

One-Liner #1783

Deep thought of the day: When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4643

Chicken Cannon

TRUE STORY!!!! It Does Take a Rocket Scientist Scientists at NASA developed a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines, military jets, and the space shuttle. The... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2192

Bible Pun 1

A little boy from Minneapolis came home from Sunday school with a frown on his face. "I'm not going back there anymore," he announced with finality. "I don't like the Bible they keep teaching us... read more..

04 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1856

Good Samaritans

Walking through a rough part of the city one night, two social workers heard moans and groans and muted cries for help coming from an alley. Walking toward the sound, they found a semi-conscious man. ... read more..

03 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

788

4 min read

I Don’t Believe in Superstition…But

I don’t believe in any of the superstitious nonsense that seems to be going around these days. Some people have a fear of numbers like 13 and 666. What in the world does a number have to do with anyth... read more..

02 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

527

Cybersalt News - November 2, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I get to go the the airport tonight to be part of a crowd of people welcoming some newcomers to Canada. Another refugee family is restarting their lif... read more..

01 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3005

Dig, Dig, Dig

A husband and wife constantly bickered and fought, often yelling deep into the night. Most fights ended with the husband shouting, "When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and... read more..

01 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

558

Quote #2217

"You still haven't met all the people who are going to love you." - from the song of the same title by David Peralta De La Luz read more..

01 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

531

One-Liner #1782

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3384

Understanding the Signs

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurants' restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5846

Brutus Pun

Caesar sends Brutus to bring him 12 apples. Brutus returns with the apples and Caesar counts them but finds only 10 apples. He turns to Brutus and angrily says: "Et two, Brutus?"... read more..

01 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1961

The World's Most-Used Lies:

+ It's a good thing you came in today. It's the last one we have. + You made it yourself? I would have never guessed. + Go ahead and tell me, I won't tell another soul. + It's delicious but I can't read more..

29 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

523

Cybersalt News - October 29, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip back East to visit with our daughter and her family, attend our nephew's wedding and then spend time with my mom, dad, and e... read more..

28 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

665

Quote #2216

I cannot do all the good that the world needs. But the world needs all the good that I can do. - Jana Stanfield... read more..

28 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

903

One-Liner #1781

I recently bought a toilet brush .... Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.... read more..

28 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2285

Auto Accidents

Most auto accidents are caused by mechanical faults - like the loose nut behind the steering wheel.... read more..

28 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1959

Waiting For Heaven

When Sara was 6, her new puppy became seriously ill, and the vet didn't know if he could save it. I felt very bad for Sara, because this was her first pet and it had been a Christmas gift, so I said ... read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5160

Stone's Throw

A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw away from the beach," he was told. "But how will I recognize it?" asked the man. Back came the reply: "It's the... read more..

28 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

999

4 min read

Do I Need a New Mask for Halloween?

The older I get, the less patience I have for holidays. I certainly am not a holiday guru in any sense of the word. When I was younger, my favorite holiday was Christmas because of all the presents I... read more..

19 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

507

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away for a week, attending my nephew's wedding back East, so you may not hear back from us until the 29th. Today's video share is a satisfying ... read more..

17 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1028

4 min read

Where Did The Summer Go?

This past week started out as the best week of the whole year. At least, I thought so at the time. I finished my book manuscript and sent it to the publisher. I caught up with some other projects tha... read more..

17 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

491

One-Liner #1780

I hate it when I see some old person and then realize we went to high school together.... read more..

17 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

526

Quote #2215

"I don't trust anyone who's nice to me but rude to the waiter. Because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3763

Roast Woes

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked. "Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happ... read more..

17 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2390

Biology Seminars

The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.... read more..

17 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1908

Child's Play

When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peek-a-boo and other games slowly took their toll. One evening she smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser an... read more..

14 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

571

4 min read

How Many Coughs is Enough For One Day

This past week started rather rough. At least rougher than others. It started with a cough. A cough is not that serious if it's just one cough or maybe two. But it is not good when it is one cough af... read more..

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