Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20949 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

08 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

512

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2023

Sunday greetings and Happy Thanksgiving from Canada! As promised, I have cut back on watching medical videos and have a video share for you today. I was amazed to see the craftsmanship that went into... read more..

Turkey Was Made To Be Guest At Our Thanksgiving Table

07 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5829

5 min read

Turkey Was Made To Be Guest At Our Thanksgiving Table

I survived another Thanksgiving with all the trimmings. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has outdone herself once again with our Thanksgiving dinner. I still do not know how she accomplishes thi... read more..

07 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

552

One-Liner #1779

My wife tells me I can be an idiot sometimes; I think it's pretty cool of her to give me permission like that...... read more..

12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4614

12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

1. Salmonella won't be a concern. 2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened. 3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year. 4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfou read more..

07 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4537

Butler Greeting

Lady of the house: "I want you to stand at the front door and call the guests' names as they arrive." Butler: "Very well, madam. I've been wanting to do that for years."... read more..

07 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3032

Be Thankful

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn... read more..

07 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

565

Quote #2214

“To speak gratitude is courteous and pleasant, to enact gratitude is generous and noble, but to live gratitude is to touch Heaven.” - Johannes A. Gaertner... read more..

05 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

489

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I went for a nice walk with Grandma Cybersalt yesterday, just as a fog was rolling in off the Salish Sea. I took this picture later on as it was rolling out at sunset. Afte... read more..

04 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3478

Tiny Colonel

A guy walked into a tavern and sat down on a barstool. He ordered a beer and a shot glass of whiskey. The bartender was surprised to see him place the shot glass into the pocket of his overcoat. The m... read more..

04 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

842

4 min read

What’s the Harm with a Little Treat?

The last month has been crazy for me and The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Every month has its crazy element, but this past month beats them all. First, my main computer crashed, and I lost a l... read more..

04 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2060

Dog's Life Complaint

A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded. "He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, ... read more..

04 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5215

Thanks Mom

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I t... read more..

04 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

15275

Broom Pun

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom. The ... read more..

04 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

531

Quote #2213

"Tools are tools, but work is wisdom." - Unknown read more..

04 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

575

One-Liner #1778

Education is important, but good ice cream is importanter.... read more..

01 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

485

Cybersalt News - October 1, 2023

Sunday greetings everyone and welcome to October! I've been watching a lot of medical procedure videos on YouTube lately. I realized this when I was looking at my history to find a video to share and... read more..

30 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

853

4 min read

What’s so Bad about a Knucklehead?

As I got older, the least little thing brought back memories from a lifetime ago. From some of the memories, I must have had an incredible boyhood. Too bad I can't live it again. I might improve those... read more..

30 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3254

Preaching Assistant

A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He entrusted his new assistant with filling the pulpit. The Pastor's wife stayed home. When he returned, the minister ... read more..

30 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6726

Casserole Pun

Martha Stewart's recipe for chicken casserole is to boil the chicken in water and to then Dump the Stock.... read more..

30 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

600

Quote #2212

"Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it." - Unknown read more..

30 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2149

The Oyster

There once was an oyster Whose story I tell Who found that some sand Had got into his shell. It was only a grain but it gave him great pain. For oysters have feelings Although they're so plain. Now,... read more..

30 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

546

One-Liner #1777

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.... read more..

28 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

518

Cybersalt News - September 28, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday - and happy 25th anniversary to the Cybersalt Digest! That's right, today is the 15th anniversary of the sending out my first newsletter. That first edition went on September... read more..

27 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3683

Seriously Hurt?

A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How do I know?" th... read more..

27 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

770

4 min read

Memories Can Be So Memorable

In growing older, I noticed a strange phenomenon. The older I get, the more I forget. I remember things that happened in my youth and the pressure of those memories is, are they true, or am I just mak... read more..

27 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

570

Quote #2211

"Our prayers may be awkward. Our attempts may be feeble. But since the power of prayer is in the One who hears it and not in the one who says it, our prayers do make a difference." - Max Lucado read more..

27 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

587

One-Liner #1776

(How to politely tell someone they are not very bright.) Wisdom has always been chasing you, but you have always been faster. read more..

27 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4606

Check that Address!

Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer (JenJohnson). Unfortunately, he forgot his wife's ... read more..

27 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3287

Boat Names

A boating magazine ran a contest for clever boat names. The following names reeled in the honors: Brace Yourself (owned by an orthodontist) Sir Osis of the River Aqua Seltzer Out to Launch Watert... read more..

27 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2202

Move Your Mind Forward

Whatever you dwell upon in your mind, you give power to. So of course it makes sense to focus on what you want rather than what you don't want. Yet there are many ways in which the things you don't wa... read more..

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