Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20949 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

24 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

472

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2023

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt World Headquarters is looking forward to welcoming back some significant rain this evening and in the coming week. The last really good rain we experienced was ba... read more..

23 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

484

One-Liner #1775

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.... read more..

23 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

477

Quote #2210

"The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject." - Marcus Aurelius read more..

22 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6920

Buddhist Pun

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.... read more..

22 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2345

Born Again

An irate subscriber stormed into a newspaper office waving the current edition, asking to see "whoever wrote the obituary column." When referred to a young reporter, he stormed, "You can see I'm very... read more..

22 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3475

Misbehaving Phone Call

Seven year old Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that John was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," she said. "I had ... read more..

21 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2721

2 min read

Crime Stories

IN THE BAG A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official thought it odd that the golfer didn't know what a hand... read more..

21 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

506

Cybersalt News - September 21, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! If you happen to end up on the Cybersalt Site today I apologize for how ugly it is. It broke earlier this week and since it was due for a major software migration in the sys... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4116

Fair Trial

A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, "Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The law... read more..

20 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

503

Quote #2209

"If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow, imagine what speaking kindly to humans can do." - Unknown read more..

20 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

581

One-Liner #1774

My superpower is holding on to stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7509

Birth Pun

A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapp... read more..

17 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

540

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2023

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is a first for me: a video from TikTok. The fellow featured in this video has such an infectious faith that I had to share it with you. However, being o... read more..

One More Scam Call and I’m Going to Scream

16 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

712

4 min read

One More Scam Call and I’m Going to Scream

Upon retirement, my life changed in few ways. I'm still as busy as before; I just don't get a paycheck for being busy. Nothing has changed that much. The one thing that has changed is I schedule a na... read more..

16 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

554

Quote #2207

"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do." - Voltaire read more..

16 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

513

One-Liner #1772

So after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV ... apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling.... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3083

Changing Plates

My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was. As he tried to explain, she interrupted and read more..

16 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6205

Bill Pun

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client. A note was attached that stated: "This bill is one year old." By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: "Happy Bi... read more..

Trained For Trouble, Parenting, Raising Children

16 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1851

Trained For Trouble, Parenting, Raising Children

Once there was a little boy. When he was three weeks old his parents turned him over to a baby-sitter. When he was two years old, they dressed him up like a cowboy, and gave him a gun. When he was t... read more..

14 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

466

Cybersalt News - September 14, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! I pastored local churches for 28 years and in that time I never saw a sheep as woolly as the sheep in today's video share!Click Here to watch the video. Enjoy the rest of t... read more..

13 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6093

2 min read

A Man With Few Words

Once upon a time there was a prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could sav... read more..

Knowing Everything is a Blessing and a Curse

13 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

631

4 min read

Knowing Everything is a Blessing and a Curse

If you ever spent more than five minutes with me, you would conclude that I do not know everything. I would agree 100%. It is not bad that I don't know everything. I know today more than I knew ten y... read more..

13 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

491

Quote #2208

My little brother just asked, "Why are people so nice to the people who are about to die?" And I told him that we want to make their last few moments on earth happy. And he said, "Everyone dies... read more..

13 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

551

One-Liner #1773

Always order two coffees ... to make your second donut look like it's for someone else. ... read more..

13 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1988

Following Orders

As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you idiots fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention. The In... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4071

SPCA Rescue

"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?" "Yes." "I want you to send somebody over right away." "What's wrong?" "There's a horrid magazine salesman sitting i read more..

13 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2529

Booty

A famous treasure hunter went out one day with all of his diving gear to search for a treasure box that was supposed to be on a sunken ship. He swam around for a while and looked where it was supposed... read more..

09 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

562

4 min read

So This Is Old Age

The other morning I got up; at least, I tried to get up, but the bones in every part of my body had organized a labor strike against me. I’m not quite sure what they were protesting. As I lay there g... read more..

07 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

506

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that the subject of last Sunday's mailing was [Cybersalt Digest] Issue #48500. Even Walter M. did not catch that one - or maybe he did and I just haven't... read more..

06 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2610

Forgotten Teeth

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next t... read more..

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