Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20950 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

06 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2610

Forgotten Teeth

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next t... read more..

06 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

709

4 min read

As If I Really Could

Have you ever had the feeling that you've been hoodwinked? You can't point out the specifics, but something deep inside suggests you have been. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I had a wond... read more..

06 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

517

One-Liner #1771

Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone, just look at them shocked and whisper, "You can see me?"... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

17098

How Hot Is It?

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for the dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water now comes ou read more..

06 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3275

Bicycle Pun

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.... read more..

06 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1855

Hot Sauce

Two friends and I ordered sandwiches in a local joint. I wanted hot sauce, Jim wanted medium and Bob, mild. When I asked for all three, the ornery waitress pointed to the squeeze bottle sitting in t... read more..

06 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

534

Quote #2206

"The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato read more..

03 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

492

Cybersalt News - September 3, 2023

Sunday greetings and welcome to September! I had the wrong privacy setting on the ink to the video of me roller skating so some of you who tried to watch it were not able to. I can't imagine not bein... read more..

02 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

723

4 min read

Have Giggle Will Laugh

I have many problems in my life. I have yet to recognize all of my problems, but I'm sure I will soon. That's why it's so great to be married to someone like The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. T... read more..

02 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

514

Quote #2205

“Desire that your life count for something great! Long for your life to have eternal significance. Want this! Don’t coast through life without a passion.” - John Piper, Don't Waste Your Life... read more..

02 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

504

One-Liner #1770

Our child has a great deal of willpower - and even more won't power. - Red Skelton... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3573

Hypo Teen

Our neighbor used the word hypochondriac to describe the phase her teen-age daughter was going though. One day the girl was convinced that the pain on her left side was appendicitis. Her mother expl... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

15123

Blanket Pun

Sunday after church a mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your blanket." Needless to say, the mom was perplexed. Later i... read more..

02 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1977

Holiness, Missing the Mark, Sin, Guilt

I'm a driving examiner for the state of Indiana, and while I was giving a road test to a young man, he went through a red light without stopping. I told him that he had automatically failed the test. ... read more..

31 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

488

2 min read

Cybersalt News - August 31, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! I often attend the monthly "Coffee Talk" that the local Chamber of Commerce, of which I am a member, puts on at 8:30am on the last Tuesday of each month. It involves going t... read more..

30 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

665

4 min read

Our Summer Vacation Jamboree

After months and months of planning, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finalized our vacation plans for the summer. Because of our busy lifestyle, something like this cannot be done with just a ... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3174

The Power of Government

Pythagorean theorem: 24 Words The Lord's Prayer: 66 Words Archimedes' Principle: 67 Words The 10 Commandments: 179 Words The Gettysburg Address: 286 Words The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 W... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2564

Baseball Score

"A passerby stopped to watch a baseball game taking place at the local park. "Who's playing?" he asked another observer. "The Masons against the Knights of Columbus," he responded. "What's the scor read more..

30 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1971

Cab Driver Etiquette

On a business trip to India, I arrived at the airport in Delhi and took a taxi to my hotel, where I was greeted by my hospitable Indian host. The cab driver requested the equivalent of eight dollars ... read more..

30 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

512

Quote #2204

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence. - African Proverb... read more..

30 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

518

One-Liner #1769

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo - seems like a very low number of rodeos.... read more..

27 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

470

Cybersalt News - August 27, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! My last official haircut was 2 weeks ago. I only mention that as a segue to tell you that I modified my haircut last night getting ready to cook supper. It has been years ... read more..

I Feel Sorry for My Good-Looking Friends

26 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

695

4 min read

I Feel Sorry for My Good-Looking Friends

The one place in our humble residence I would prefer to avoid, especially in the morning, is my bathroom. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has her bathroom, and I have mine. I make visiting my ... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3534

Diary

Linda: "What's that you're reading?" Jill: "A diary." Linda: What's in it? Jill: "I can't tell you that. A diary is a highly personal and confidential affair. It has important secret dreams and sec... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2616

Battle of Wits Pun

Morris has a business appointment, and he arrives a little early. The receptionist points to a comfortable easy chair, and asks him to be seated for a short while. Morris settles down, picks up a glo... read more..

Humility, Servanthood, Praise, Encouragement

26 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3666

Humility, Servanthood, Praise, Encouragement

Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott. Jamie was trying out for a part in a school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being in it,... read more..

26 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

521

Quote #2203

You can't change the people around you, but you can change the people around you. - unknown... read more..

26 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

491

One-Liner #1768

Dogs prepare you for babies; cats prepare you for teenagers.... read more..

24 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1849

Funeral Plans, Preparing for Death

It was a difficult subject to bring before his aged mother, but John felt that he must. "Mom, you are no longer a spring chicken and you do need to think ahead of what will happen in the future. Why ... read more..

24 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

644

4 min read

We Weren’t Expecting That

Sometimes things happen that you never expected. When those unexpected things happen, if they are good, that is a blessing; if they are bad, that’s a different story. I learned this expectation of ... read more..

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