Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20950 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4791

2 min read

Cowboy's Guide to Life

Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. The easiest way to eat crow is while it's stil... read more..

24 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

460

Cybersalt News - August 24, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I celebrated our 37th anniversary yesterday. She was camping with our daughter and family while I was at home working. Don't worry - it's all good as I... read more..

23 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

493

One-Liner #1767

I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone.... read more..

23 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

545

Quote #2202

"The value of persistent prayer is not that God will hear us, but that we finally hear Him." - William McGill read more..

20 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

495

Cybersalt News - August 20, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! With all the fires in Western Canada this summer, Cybersalt World Headquarters (on the Southern Tip of Vancouver Island) has gotten off pretty easy with very few days of h... read more..

19 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

708

4 min read

These Old Bones of Mine

I had a frightening experience the other day. I know I must be getting old because things that never frightened me before frighten me. I also see things I never saw before. Going into the bathroom ... read more..

18 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

574

Quote #2201

"A flower does not think about competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms." - Unknown read more..

18 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4772

Beef Pun

My boyfriend and I were lunching at a sidewalk café in Huntington Beach, CA. Our waitress looked like a real surfer girl; athletic with a great tan and blond hair. Mulling over the menu, my guy aske... read more..

18 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4411

Do As I Say!

An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questi... read more..

Long Marriages, Comfortable Relationships

18 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1731

Long Marriages, Comfortable Relationships

Because my parents were married on Aug 27, my dad gives my mom an "anniversary" card on the 27th of every month as a way of showing her how much he loves her and appreciates their 40 years together. ... read more..

17 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

534

2 min read

Heard on Camera

These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the han... read more..

17 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

458

Cybersalt News - August 17, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! One of the Cybersalt Team who helps put together part of the digest is a refugee who is trying to escape the country he fled to (an in which he is not safe) 10 years ago. Re... read more..

16 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

660

Book Return

A week ago, my mother-in-law began reading "The Exorcist." She said it was the most evil book she had ever read. So evil, in fact, that she couldn't finish it. She took it over to the beach and th... read more..

16 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

743

4 min read

Who Invented the AutoCorrect?

The other day I recognized something that had been happening for quite a while. As I was texting. I noticed that there was AutoCorrect. So whenever I spelled a word, it would finish the spelling befor... read more..

16 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4316

Thanks

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he ... read more..

16 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1724

Job Interviews

Before my son could start going on job interviews, he needed to dress the part. That, he decided, required a $500 suit. "What!?" I answered, gagging at the price tag. "I've bought cars for $500!" "T... read more..

16 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

538

Quote #2199

"He who does not desire power is fit to hold it." - Plato read more..

16 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

521

One-Liner #1764

Very proud to have just finished my 7th marathon in 7 days - or 'Snickers' as they are now called.... read more..

16 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3047

2 min read

Beach Pun

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, exce... read more..

16 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

472

One-Liner #1766

I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.... read more..

13 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

503

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Cybersalt Digest last Chicken Thursday due to Grandma Cybersalt and I getting to spend some bonus time with our visitors. In this case, bonus time equals the ... read more..

12 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

694

4 min read

I’m Too Smart to be Stupid

After being married for over 50 years, my wife, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, knows more about me than I know about myself. At least, that's the perception I get from her actions. It must... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3384

Plane Seat

It was Judi's first plane trip. Boarding the aircraft she settled into a window seat in the quietest part of the plane. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat." "Go away and f... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3057

Bathroom Supply

In search of a new shower for our home, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store. We discussed our needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion... read more..

12 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2181

2 min read

Christianity Is a Crutch

By Reverend Isaac Unger - Used With Permission I clearly recall the day that one of my professors and I sat for several hours discussing the validity of Christianity's claims and the credibility of t... read more..

09 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

527

Quote #2200

"There are two ways to read Scripture - the way a lawyer reads a will and the way an heir reads a will." - Alexander Whyte read more..

09 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

509

One-Liner #1765

"She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said, 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair." - Red Skelton read more..

03 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

549

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are enjoying a visit with our friend (my late friend's wife) and two of their children. It is bittersweet that Darrell is not here and I miss him so... read more..

02 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3651

Helicopter Ride

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is... read more..

02 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

710

4 min read

Dizzy Is As Dizzy Says

Several years ago, I had a heart attack, which surprised my family and friends, who didn't know I had a heart. I was not sure I had a heart either until that day it attacked me. What my heart had aga... read more..

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