Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20950 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

17 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1894

Legacy, Parenting, Mentoring

A teacher was upset that one little boy was swearing in class. "Todd," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear those words?" "My daddy says that," Todd replied. "Well... read more..

17 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3105

Attendance Deal

A Baptist preacher went to visit a member of the community and invited him to come to church Sunday morning. It seems that this man was a producer of fine peach brandy, and told the preacher that he w... read more..

17 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4938

Dads and Babies

My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. "I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad's lips." The six-year-old said, "And I look just li... read more..

11 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

467

Cybersalt News - June 11, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a very nice visit with our eldest daughter and her family. Today we are all heading up for the second half of trip to spend some time wi... read more..

11 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10824

3 min read

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here are a few examples: - The future of "I give" is "I take.... read more..

10 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

691

Quote #2185

"Surround yourself with people who fight for you in rooms you aren't in." - unknown read more..

10 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2072

God's Indwelling, The Christian Life

One day on the way home from church a little girl turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the preacher's sermon this morning confused me." The mother said, "Oh! Why is that? The girl replied, "Well, ... read more..

10 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

577

Exercise Repetition

"I didn't have time to jog this morning." "You say that every day." "I know. It's a running joke." read more..

10 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

506

One-Liner #1750

I just bought this new TV and it says, "Built in Antenna;" I don't even know where that is.... read more..

09 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

827

4 min read

Fool Me Once and You Will Be the Fool

Recently, the A/C company we use came and did their yearly inspection. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage took them around to the places that needed inspection. Everything turned out to be quite w... read more..

09 Jun

Suneel Barkat

Pastor Tim

734

3 min read

Virtues of a Church

Many people, when thinking about a good church, have an idea of a beautiful church building with good seating arrangements, good parking, and a lawn where I can walk. This kind of person does not... read more..

08 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2796

Coyote Solution

Environmentalists and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and t... read more..

08 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2016

Identity

It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the children their names one at a time, and for each to spell their name out loud. When she came to a young boy and aske... read more..

08 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2190

Bank Worries

I was standing in line at the bank when there was a commotion at the counter. A woman was distressed, exclaiming, "Where will I put my money?! I have all my money and my mortgage here!! What will happ... read more..

08 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

548

One-Liner #1749

I know it's time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it's a second passenger who is not wearing their seatbelt.... read more..

08 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4036

Dog Sweater

In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a yellow sweater for her dog. The clerk suggested that she bring her dog in for a proper fit. "I can't do that!" the lady said. "The sweater ... read more..

08 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

513

Quote #2184

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison read more..

08 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

445

Cybersalt News - June 8, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, it looks like even though I have been sending out the Digest the last couple of weeks, but it has not been going out because I accidentally turned off the CRON job wh... read more..

Nothing Like a Mystery to Calm My Nerves

03 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

763

4 min read

Nothing Like a Mystery to Calm My Nerves

Nothing calms me down more than a mystery when I have a busy week. The other afternoon I got caught up and faced some rather stressful situations. The remedy to all of this would be to watch one of t... read more..

31 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

724

4 min read

Who’s Been Fiddling with My Mind?

When it comes to music, I am an amateur in every regard. I signed up for a violin class in first grade and took lessons. After about a month, the teacher met with my parents and begged them to pull me... read more..

24 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2764

Pond Surprise

This fella had owned this large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back yard and had it fixed up nice with picnic tables, horse shoe pits, a basketball court, etc. The pond was f... read more..

24 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

781

4 min read

Relaxing is not Always so Relaxing

For the past several weeks, (or has it been several months?) I’ve been busy with many projects to complete. Finally, I finished my latest manuscript and sent it in; all the other projects were also f... read more..

24 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

550

One-Liner #1748

Sadly, I do most of my proof-reading after I hit sned.... read more..

24 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

553

Cybersalt News - May 25, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The news today is that Grandma Cybersalt and I are away at a conference in beautiful Banff, Alberta. This is related to the work that we (mostly Susan) do helping chur... read more..

23 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

635

Medical Options

Well, I can knock the patient out with gas, or a boat paddle. It's an ether / oar situation.... read more..

22 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10005

2 min read

The Rules of Combat

Now here's one for all you combat veterans, corporate bureaucrats, folks in the marketplace and those with "emotionally challenged" relationships. Notice that the rules are generally transferable... read more..

22 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2035

Control

On a recent evening my family sat in a darkened theater waiting to see the latest hit movie. As the screen lit up with a flashy ad for the theater's concession stand, we noticed the sound was missing.... read more..

21 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

531

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! It's the Victoria Day long weekend up here in Canada - which is extra special because we live in Victoria, BC. Traffic was crazy on Friday as people got an early start to ... read more..

20 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

798

4 min read

If I’m Not Crazy Nobody Is

Last Sunday, we were driving to our Sunday morning church service and encountered a lot of crazy drivers. As The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was driving, I kept my cool and, more importantly, m... read more..

20 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

542

Quote #2183

If you have time to worry, you have time to pray. - unknown... read more..

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