Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20950 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

20 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

621

A Fair Observation

Did you know that the man who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the man who invented the Merry-Go-Round? They travelled in different circles.... read more..

20 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

551

One-Liner #1747

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.... read more..

20 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2303

Being a Pastor Isn't Easy

Two ministers met in the afterlife. One said, "Isn't heaven wonderful after the parish ministry?" The other said, "This isn't heaven!"... read more..

20 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2247

A pastor asked a little boy if he said his prayers every night. "Yes sir," the boy replied. "And, do you always say them in the morning, too?" the pastor asked. "No sir," the boy replied. "I ain't ... read more..

18 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

493

Cybersalt News - May 18, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's video share is an amazing digital recreation of the Titanic. This makes me want to get a virtual reality headset and go on a cruise!Click here to watch the video. ... read more..

17 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3089

Christening Champagne

When we moved into our new home, the first one we owned rather than rented, two of my husband's friends gave him a bottle of champagne. In the hustle and bustle of getting settled, the gift was tucke... read more..

17 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

843

4 min read

Another Celebration in the Bank

This month The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I celebrate the 52nd anniversary of our engagement. In August, it’ll be the 52nd anniversary of our wedding. I can’t believe we have been toget... read more..

17 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

563

Quote #2182

You can't talk butterfly language with caterpillar people.... read more..

17 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

578

One-Liner #1746

The older I get the more I regret all the people I've lost over the years; maybe being a trail guide wasn't such a great idea after all.... read more..

17 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5448

Life After Death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir!" the new recruit replied. "Oh, well that's okay then!" said the boss. "Because after you left early yesterday t read more..

17 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2532

Apprentice Program

Charlie entered a butcher's apprentice program. After about 6 months of cleaning equipment and grinding meat for hamburger and sausage he felt he was ready to move on to steaks, chops, roasts etc. H... read more..

17 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2007

Divorce, Service, Intimacy

As a member of the Marine Corps, I was stationed at Twenty-Nine Palms Base in California. Among those serving there was a private who was determined not to re-enlist. At inspection one morning, the of... read more..

14 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

698

4 min read

Ugly Isn’t For Sissies

Over the years of marital bliss, we’ve not had many disagreements. She likes broccoli. I like Apple Fritters. We’ve never been able to come to any agreement with that. But, outside of that, everything... read more..

14 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

514

Cybersalt News - May 14, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to those who are celebrating! We're getting some very early summer-like weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters and I am happy about it. I have ret... read more..

13 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3005

Look Like Mom

A two-and-a-half-year-old walked into the bathroom while her mother was putting on make-up. "I'm going to look just like you, Mommy!" she announced. "Maybe, when you grow up," her mother told her. ... read more..

13 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2422

2 min read

Mother's Day Sneak

It was Mothers Day in Georgia in 1970. I had just retired from the Air Force and was in Milledgeville attending Georgia, College. That Mothers Day Sunday, my family and I were at Molesville Baptist C... read more..

13 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

581

One-Liner #1745

I asked my mom if I was adopted ... she said, “Not yet, but we placed an ad.” - Dana Snow... read more..

13 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4958

Things My Mother Taught Me

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to... read more..

13 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

585

Quote #2181

"Mother's love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible." - Marion C. Garretty read more..

11 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3368

Household Repairs

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always s... read more..

11 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

670

4 min read

Sow a Thought Reap a Pie

One thing that has been burning in my life has been thoughts. Not that I don't have thoughts, but I'm not quite sure how to use them when I have them. Looking back over my life, it has been my thought... read more..

11 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

563

Cybersalt News - May 11, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Nice weather has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters - I just have to remember to get out of the house to enjoy some of it. The other day I opened the front door of ou... read more..

10 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

589

One-Liner #1744

It's amazing how the sentence "don't believe everything you read on the internet" is the same backwards as it is forwards.... read more..

10 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

503

Quote #2180

"It's okay if you fall apart sometimes; tacos fall apart and we still love them." - Unknown read more..

10 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5655

8 min read

Strange Lawsuits

An inmate filed a $5 million lawsuit against himself (he claimed that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested) -- then asked the state to pay because he has no income in jail. He sa... read more..

10 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2527

Application Pun

A man sees a job advert published on a building site, "Handy man wanted; apply within." The man goes to speak to the foreman and applies. Foreman: "Can you drive a forklift truck?" Man: "No." Forem... read more..

10 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1886

Natural Birth

An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States. After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, one of the s... read more..

10 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

685

I don't Always . . . .

This image is a shoutout to all my friends in the Basic Joomla Tutorials YouTube family - Especially Michael C! ... read more..

07 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

519

Cybersalt News - May 7, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I did some springtime work in our backyard yesterday, including a bunch of tree trimming and pruning. It was a very successful day for me: I didn't f... read more..

I Screamed for Ice Cream and Got in Trouble

06 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

703

4 min read

I Screamed for Ice Cream and Got in Trouble

Trouble is not my middle name, although it sure could be; just ask The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I try to keep out of trouble, but my definition differs from my wife's. What she considers t... read more..

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