Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20950 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

06 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

531

Quote #2179

"God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and stars." - Martin Luther read more..

06 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2731

My husband is always complaining about my inability to stay on a budget and about the costs of running the household in general. This has become worse since we had twins. Everything is double -- cloth... read more..

06 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1862

Footsteps to Live By

There are those times that come along, When things just don't go right, When fairness seems to slip away, And wrong things fill our sight. Sometimes it's hard for us to see, Beyond the hurt we feel. ... read more..

06 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

564

One-Liner #1743

When something goes wrong in your life, just say "Plot Twist!" and move on.... read more..

06 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

1879

Historic Recall

Ms. Crabtree had been telling her 1st grade class the story of the discovery of America by Columbus. She concluded with, "And all this happened more than 500 years ago." "Wow!" exclaimed Little John... read more..

04 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5681

HMO At The Gates

Confronted by two doctors and an HMO manager at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked them to identify and explain themselves. The first doctor stepped forward. "I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helpe... read more..

04 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

807

4 min read

What Would My Life Be Without a Cookie

This past week was about as crazy as they get. When I think it can't get any crazier, somebody hears me and makes it crazier just for me. One morning I had to go across town to get some office suppli... read more..

04 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

583

Cybersalt News - May 4, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and May the fourth be with you! I accidentally cut of the ending of Pastor Suneel Barkat's latest article on Sunday, so I have included it below again so everyone can easi... read more..

03 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

571

One-Liner #1742

Life is like a roller coaster picture: scary at the moment, fun to look back on.... read more..

03 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

530

Quote #2178

"Growth is the great separator between those who succeed and those who do not. When I see a person beginning to separate themselves from the pack, it's almost always due to personal growth." - John C read more..

02 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5979

Letters of Recommendation

If you have to write a "letter of recommendation" for a fired employee, here are a few suggested phrases: -For the chronically absent: "A man like him is hard to find.""It seemed her career was... read more..

02 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6272

Auditor

As a sales rep for a publisher of accounting reference materials, I was talking to a customer about a guide to assist with preparing for an audit. The way she described their organization led me to b... read more..

02 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1856

Child Leashes

While watching my grandson's baseball game, I saw a young mother with her toddler on one of those child leashes. She was talking with another mom about an incident that happened earlier that morning.... read more..

30 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

571

Cybersalt News - April 30, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I had a great time at the www.jdayusa.com conference last week in Austin, Texas, and we super enjoyed the extra days we spent there - including ... read more..

29 Apr

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

900

4 min read

Silence of God

When we look at the nature of God, we come to know that He is a loving God and always keeps his fellowship with human beings because He created them in His own image. Man has the skill to speak, liste... read more..

Where is The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage?

29 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

741

4 min read

Where is The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage?

Our family's Christmas this year was the best one yet. But, of course, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage says that every year. I completely agree with her this year. Our great-granddaughter serv... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2997

Safe Keeping

When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become collectors' items. I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in their original band. On ... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3628

Archeological Pun

After a heavy day's digging at the archeological site in Norway, researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god. He had bulging muscles and imposing stance, and his famous g... read more..

29 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2016

The Perishing Parish

A pastor had had a bad week. On Sunday he was very frustrated and he began his sermon, "Everyone in this parish is going to hell if they don't change their ways." One man in the back began to laugh. ... read more..

22 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

616

One-Liner #1741

One day you'll be thankful things didn't work out the way you want them to.... read more..

22 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

628

Quote #2177

"The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife." - Will Durant read more..

20 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

811

4 min read

Has Anyone Seen My Marbles?

Whenever a week goes by without any hitches, I have learned that something somewhere is wrong. I have lived long enough to realize that problems are a part of life. Most of mine were created by me. I... read more..

20 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6602

Candy Bars

A middle-aged man was waiting for the bus. While he waited, he watched a young boy eat five candy bars, one right after the other. He said to the boy, "Eating all that candy is bad for your health an... read more..

20 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

549

Cybersalt News - April 20, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 31st birthday to my daughter, Esther Bunny! The news today is that Grandma Cybersalt and I are flying to Austin, Texas for JDAY USA (jdayusa.com.) That mea... read more..

19 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

586

One-Liner #1740

Some days you eat salad and work out; some days you have cupcakes and pizza. It's called balance.... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3259

Quantum Date

Every Friday after work, a mathematician goes down to the Ice Cream Parlor, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat, which is empty, and asks a girl, who isn't there, if he can buy her... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4483

Atomic Pun

Two atoms are eating in a restaurant. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!" "Are you sure?" asks the other. "Yes," replied the first atom, "I'm positive."... read more..

19 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1969

Court Wisdom

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon... read more..

19 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

653

Quote #2176

"The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them." - Bill Vaughan read more..

15 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

704

4 min read

Green Thumb Versus Black and Blue Thumb

If you came to our parsonage, you would discover all over our property, plants and flowers. Just don’t ask me to identify what they are. I can tell a plant from a flower, but that’s as far as it goes ... read more..

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