Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20950 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

15 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

573

One-Liner #1739

I wish I were a little kid so I can just take a nap and everyone will be proud of me.... read more..

15 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

589

Quote #2175

"Fear of something is at the root of hate for others, and hate within will eventually destroy the hater." - George Washington Carver read more..

15 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3327

2 min read

Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. * A job applicant challenged t... read more..

15 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4439

April Showers

We all know that April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!... read more..

15 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1900

Newcomers

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After I returned to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next ... read more..

15 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

560

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I am happy to report that the efforts to bring Pastor Suneel Barkat to church plant in Canada have reached 87.5% of what is required. Please keep praying for God's perfect... read more..

13 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5949

2 min read

Aunt Karen

The teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.... read more..

13 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

738

4 min read

If Only I Would Take Notes

As a writer, I always have a small notebook in my shirt pocket to take notes when I have an idea. I don’t have too many ideas, so I want to write down any I get so I don’t forget them. That has helped... read more..

13 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

579

Cybersalt News - April 13, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Work, work, work - that's the news around Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's video share is about a man who went grocery shopping and ended up with a pet - again!Click ... read more..

12 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

564

One-Liner #1738

"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." - Reba McEntire read more..

12 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

478

Quote #2174

"'I am with you always, to the end of the age.' That is a promise you can stake your life on. It is also a challenge: if Jesus himself is 'with you,' what should you be doing? How then should you live read more..

12 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2998

Blood Race

During the time I was a first lieutenant at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in North Carolina, the junior officers challenged the senior officers to see who would donate the most blood. After trying s... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2621

Anti-Gravity

I found a very interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!... read more..

12 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2462

Self-Control

I once played golf in a foursome with my Minister. I'm afraid I forgot myself and let loose with some profanity after missing an easy shot. He said, "I've played golf with some of the finest men in o... read more..

09 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

526

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2023

Resurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is Risen! Today's video share is a whopper, coming in at 6 hours long, lol! It's a marathon running of Season 1 of "The Chosen." I'm not sure if the... read more..

08 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5288

4 min read

For Some, Easter is a Hop and a Skip

As may be expected, Easter is one of my favorite holidays. Although I prefer to call it Resurrection Sunday, I am not easily offended by words. Remember the old saying, "Sticks and stones may break yo... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

555

Rabbit Cheers

Sending you warm Easter wishes … by hare-mail!... read more..

08 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

547

Quote #2173

There is only one secure foundation: a genuine, deep relationship with Jesus Christ, which will carry you through any and all turmoil. No matter what storms are raging all around, you'll stand firm if... read more..

08 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

561

One-Liner #1737

Money talks; chocolate sings!... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

695

Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Easter

10. You absolutely love the movie, "The Ten Commandments." 9. You look really, really good in yellow. 8. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to waste all those eggs in the fridge read more..

08 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2481

You Ask Why? Faith in Trials

You ask why I follow this Jesus? Why I love Him the way I do When the world's turned away from His teachings And the people who serve Him are few? It's not the rewards I'm after Or gifts that I hope ... read more..

06 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

753

4 min read

How Old is Too Old

I have never thought too much about my age. After all, you cannot choose when you will be born. Age is just a matter of thinking, and thinking is not my strong suit. I never really thought about bein... read more..

06 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6134

First Accident Report

Because I was processing my first accident report at the transportation company where I worked, I was being particularly attentive. The driver had hit a deer on the highway, and the result was a sever... read more..

06 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

499

Cybersalt News - April 6, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, Rev. B Wannall who, after Sunday's mailing, asked me, "What? Nothing about Palm Sunday?" Funny story: I did not realize it was Palm Sunday l... read more..

05 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

612

Quote #2172

"The strength of patience hangs on our capacity to believe that God is up to something good for us in all our delays and detours." - John Piper, Battling Unbelief: Defeating Sin with Superior Pleasur read more..

05 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

582

One-Liner #1736

The IRS! They're like the Mafia - they can take anything they want! - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5049

2 min read

If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, the socket packet pocket has an error to ... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2464

Joke Execution

"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted." - Fred Allen read more..

05 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1946

Touch of Wonder

When I was about 13 and my brother 10, our father promised to take us to the circus. But then at lunchtime there was a phone call--some urgent business that required his attention downtown--and we bra... read more..

02 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

522

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Grandma Cybersalt and I had March Break company and our normal routines got moved around and it wasn't until very late on ... read more..

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