Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20951 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

02 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

522

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Grandma Cybersalt and I had March Break company and our normal routines got moved around and it wasn't until very late on ... read more..

01 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

830

4 min read

A Day Trip in the Sissy Van

Last week was the first anniversary of my heart attack. My celebratory plan was to go to McDonald’s for a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a chocolate milkshake. I tried to keep my plan secret, ... read more..

01 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

534

Quote #2171

"To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow." - Audrey Hepburn read more..

01 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

577

One-Liner #1735

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he won't expect it back.... read more..

01 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

598

Quote #2170

"The life of faith is not a life of mounting up with wings, but a life of walking and not fainting." - Oswald Chambers read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3397

Exercise Routine

Here's the exercise program I am using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. *Always ... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2714

Gesundheit 3X

Massachusetts: When a Catholic sneezes three times during the church service.... read more..

01 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1986

Burning Your Bridges

A hot-headed golfer with a penchant for breaking clubs was playing one day when he came to the 16th hole, where he faced an approach shot across a ravine. He said to his caddie, "What kind of distanc... read more..

30 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

535

Cybersalt News - March 30, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had a really fun night out on Thursday with a friend at the movies. I can't tell you the movie we watched because some people might not be able to bear to know ... read more..

29 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3278

Contempt of Court

A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name... read more..

29 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

795

4 min read

The Epitome of Boredom

I have never considered myself to be boring. I may be boring to other people but not to myself. As you get older, you find out that there are many boring things in this world. When younger, I can't ... read more..

29 Mar

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

781

3 min read

Fasting

Almost every religion in the world has the concept of fasting. Muslims keep thirsty fasts in the year and Jews keep twenty-two fasts in the year Christians keep forty days of fasti... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10159

Lobster Tails

A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each." Amazed at the great value, he said to ... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3199

Anti-Virus

I prefer McAfee anti-virus to the other leading software. Oh no! Does that mean I'm anti-Symantec?... read more..

Guilt, Breaking The Law, Righteousness, Purity

29 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2148

Guilt, Breaking The Law, Righteousness, Purity

A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. "No," the man replied. "You failed to stop at the stop sign," the cop explained.... read more..

29 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

545

Quote #2169

"It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish." - J. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

594

One-Liner #1733

The term "domestic housewife" implies that there are feral housewives, and now I have a new goal!... read more..

26 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

638

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2023

25 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

751

4 min read

What Would Life Be Without Mistakes?

Let me be clear from the beginning. I have made a lot of mistakes during my life. I have made mistakes that I don’t even know about to this day. Even the ones I do know about, I cannot remember very c... read more..

25 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

614

One-Liner #1734

People know you for what you've done, not what you plan to do.... read more..

25 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

5115

4 min read

Astute Visionaries?

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."--Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."--Thomas W read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3378

IRS Audit

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Chan, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed t... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2129

Reno Performance

"When the unemployed actor got a job with a demolition company, he finally brought down the house." read more..

19 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

544

Cybersalt News - March 19, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Yesterday was the first "hey, nice weather is going to come back" reminder nice day this year at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Grandma Cybersalt and I went for a walk (I a... read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

560

Quote #2168

"The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone." - Oswald Chambers read more..

18 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

813

4 min read

It Was One of Those Naughty Flings

Busy weeks seem quite the norm for me. When I think things have slowed down, I turn a corner and things speed up again. So it seems like I never really get a break. This past week, for instance, was ... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8291

Legal Contracts

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2504

Environmental Studies

"When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A." read more..

18 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2115

Strength and Courage

It takes strength to be firm. It takes courage to be gentle. It takes strength to stand guard. It takes courage to let down your guard. It takes strength to conquer. It takes courage to surrender. ... read more..

18 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

628

One-Liner #1732

Do you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears?... read more..

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