Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20951 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

16 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

574

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I did get my CT scan late on Monday night at 11:00pm, which was wonderful because I am a night owl and the hospital was pretty much quiet. Thank you for your fun poem, haik... read more..

15 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3599

2 min read

Country Law

A big city Alberta lawyer went duck hunting in rural Saskatchewan. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fen... read more..

15 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

761

4 min read

A Trip Around the Whirlwind

Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were able to take a well-earned vacation. One of our grandsons graduated from high school in Ohio, and we decided to go and celebrate with him. I... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

923

2 min read

Medical Poems, Haikus, and Limericks

I (Pastor Tim) was having some health issues so I invited Cybersalt Digest Subscribers to lighten things up by writing a poem, haiku, or limerick with the words diverticulitis, CT scan, and antibiotic... read more..

15 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

580

Quote #2167

"May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back." - Irish blessing read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3688

In Charge

One evening a preschooler, Abby, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting. Abby asked, " Daddy, you're the boss of the house, right?" Her father proudly replied, "Yes, I am the boss of the ... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2949

Arguing with Baited Breath

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.... read more..

15 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2268

2 min read

Wisdom, Silence, Age vs. Youth

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very nex... read more..

15 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

613

One-Liner #1731

"You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it." - Jimmy Dean read more..

12 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

519

Cybersalt News - March 12, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! It's not my goal to permanently turn the news into recurring organ recital about my health, but I must admit that when I am sick I don't feel very creative in my writing. ... read more..

11 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

748

4 min read

To Ask or Not Ask Is No Option

You would think I would have learned all I needed to learn at my age. However, each day I learn something I did not know the day before. So much of my new learning is still connected to being married ... read more..

11 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

575

Quote #2166

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3446

Plane Pontoons

Tiring of the inconvenience of the drive from airport to country cottage, a man equipped his small plane with pontoons so he could land on the lake directly in front of his cottage. On his next trip,... read more..

11 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3885

Another Atomic Pun

A neutron goes into a bar. The bartender looks him over and says, "Hey, for you: No charge!"... read more..

11 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1851

Miracles

A mother was watching her four year-old son playing outside in a small plastic pool half-filled with water. He was happily walking back and forth across the pool, making big splashes. Suddenly, the l... read more..

11 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

647

One-Liner #1730

The man who moves mountains begins by carrying away small stones.... read more..

09 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

575

Cybersalt News - March 9, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember how I said I had chills when I was putting last Thursday's mailing together? Well, my doctor called me yesterday and let me know the results of the culture they to... read more..

08 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5147

Lucky, The Guide Dog

"We will not have him put down. Lucky is basically a darn good guide dog," Ernst Gerber, a dog trainer from Wuppertal told reporters. "He just needs a little brush-up on some elementary skills, t read more..

08 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

754

4 min read

It Never Dawned on Me Until

I must confess I am too poor to pay attention at this time in my life. I hope one day I will win the lottery and be able to afford to pay attention. But, of course, The Gracious Mistress of the Parson... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3029

Ever Ridden a Honda?

A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, "Yes?" "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" "No I haven't." The... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2916

Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I ... read more..

08 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2011

Rich and Poor

One day a father of a rich family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing him how poor people can be. They spent a day and a night on the farm of a very poor family. Wh... read more..

08 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

536

Quote #2165

“It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who li... read more..

08 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

546

One-Liner #1729

I haven't failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.... read more..

05 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

528

Cybersalt News - March 5, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! The antibiotics have started to kick in and hopefully that is it for the chills! A friend of mine invited me to attend a ministry gathering last night but I declined becau... read more..

04 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

827

4 min read

Another Vacation in the Bank

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I arrived home from our vacation late Tuesday afternoon. I’m not one for vacations, but this one was special. Our grandson who lives in Ohio was graduating ... read more..

04 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

573

Quote #2164

"Humans are satisfied with whatever looks good; God probes for what is good." - Solomon, Proverbs read more..

04 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

561

One-Liner #1728

People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point ... the glass is refillable.... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3439

Enjoyment of Food

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2132

Anniversaries

“On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.”... read more..

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