Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20951 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

04 Mar

Illustrations

Susan Davis

741

2 min read

If I Had My Life to Live Over ...

Someone asked me the other day if I had my life to live over would I change anything. My answer was no, but then I thought about it and changed my mind. If I had my life to live over again I would h... read more..

02 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

604

Cybersalt News - March 2, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Has the Cybersalt Digest every given you the chills? Because I've got the chills as I put this issue together. I don't know what the bug is I have, but it is bugging me! T... read more..

01 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7448

Smoking and Praying

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and ask... read more..

01 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

790

4 min read

I Don't Believe in Karma

Some people believe in karma, but I don’t. Some people believe what you do will come back on you some way or the other. I do believe that everything you do has consequences. Sometimes those consequen... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3058

Sleeping Juror

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor, a juror is asleep." The judge ruled: "You put him to sleep; you wake him up."... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2213

Bugged at Work

"I have a sore throat, Doctor. I ache, I have a fever." "Sounds like a virus." "Everyone in the office has it." "Well then, maybe it's a staff infection." read more..

01 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2527

15 Exercises We'd Be Better Off Without

~ Jumping on the bandwagon ~ Wading through paperwork ~ Running around in circles ~ Pushing your luck ~ Spinning your wheels ~ Adding fuel to the fire ~ Beating your head against the wall ~ C... read more..

01 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

655

Quote #2163

“I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn't think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. The truth was, nobody gave a damn. Like most teenagers, I was far to... read more..

01 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

557

One-Liner #1727

"If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them." - Reese Witherspoon read more..

26 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

737

4 min read

It Was Another Amateur Run at Chillin’

There are a few things that I am good at, but I can’t recollect them at this point. But I will say there are many things I’m not good at. I think I probably am the king of Amateurism. That being said... read more..

26 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

564

Cybersalt News - February 26, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Some of you may be receiving a Cybersalt Digest today for the first time in a while. Managing an online newsletter is also a technical endeavor and right now that involves... read more..

25 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

642

One-Liner #1726

I can is 100 times more important than IQ.... read more..

25 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3295

Bananas

As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists. Once w... read more..

25 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

17418

Bagel Pun

Q. How do you make sure that no one steals your bagel? A. You put lox on it.... read more..

25 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2390

Revival

How can we have a revival?" someone ask the great evangelist, Gypsy Smith. The wise old preacher replied, "take a piece of chalk, and draw circle on the floor. Then step inside the circle, and pray: ... read more..

25 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

573

Quote #2162

“Justice is not something God has. Justice is something that God is.” ― A.W. Tozer... read more..

23 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

580

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! For years there has been much concern about the health of super models who face constant pressure to lose pounds and stay skinny for showing the latest fashions as they wal... read more..

22 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2574

Hospital Request

When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear." Not sure what she considers comfortable, I as... read more..

22 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

771

4 min read

I Love My Imperfections

Unlike most people, I love my imperfections; those imperfections of mine do not cause me much trouble. I know most people like to focus on their perfections so that they can impress other people. But... read more..

22 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3438

Getting Younger

Old Sam Johnson goes to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gives him a clean bill of health. "Sam, you're in excellent shape for an ... read more..

22 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5747

Parcel Precipitation

I asked my mailman why my letters were all wet. He said, "Postage dew."... read more..

22 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

564

Quote #2161

"To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it." - G. K. Chesterton read more..

22 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

626

One-Liner #1725

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $6.30 right now.... read more..

22 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2235

Park Dollar

Rachel asked her mom for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. Kathy, impressed by her daughter's kindness, gave her the dollar. "There you are Rachel," said Kathy. "But, tell me, isn't ... read more..

19 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

580

Cybersalt News - February 19, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I was paid a very nice compliment by a client this week. They said, "You are absolutely A-1 in our book! Thank you so very much for all your hard work! We aren't your... read more..

18 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

750

4 min read

Splish Splash, I Forgot to Take A Bath

If you had the opportunity to speak to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, she would probably tell you that one of my strengths is forgetting. I'm not sure how far into the subject she would get. ... read more..

18 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

609

Quote #2160

“One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organization do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football team.” - A. W. Tozer... read more..

18 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

535

One-Liner #1724

Want to know what worry really is? A waste of time.... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6127

Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2864

Don't Get Permanently Pressed

Washable: What a cowboy does very carefully... read more..

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