Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

19 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

143

One-Liner #1901

I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it's not twenty seven.... read more..

19 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

141

Quote #2336

"For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" ~John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley: In Search of America, 1961 read more..

19 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4709

2 min read

For all of us guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something... read more..

Toasting to Long Life & Sweet Treats! 🥂🍯

19 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

184

Toasting to Long Life & Sweet Treats! 🥂🍯

"May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." - An Irish Toast. "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup." - A French toast. read more..

16 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

214

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! This September 28th will be 27 years since I started the CyberSalt Digest. Over the years, the digest has led to so many fun, interesting, and blessed interactions with su... read more..

15 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2798

Someone Else's Obituary

Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. Else has been with us for ... read more..

15 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

456

4 min read

I’m Not Old - Just Young Challenged

Most people are fascinated by their age as if it makes any difference in their lives. Some people are very intimidated by getting older and struggle against it. When I was young, I couldn't wai... read more..

15 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

152

Quote #2335

"While it's impossible to trace the pinball path of a single prayer, our prayers somehow exit our four dimensions of space-time in order to get to the God who exists outside of the four space-time dim read more..

15 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

156

One-Liner #1900

I am often mistaken for an adult because of my age.... read more..

15 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3090

Landing Check

I was inspecting communications facilities in Alaska. Since I had little experience in flying in small planes, I was nervous when we approached a landing strip in a snow-covered area. The pilot descen... read more..

Surviving in Style: The Art of Bare Minimum

15 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

153

Surviving in Style: The Art of Bare Minimum

"Do just enough to get by." - Mediocretes read more..

Hit-and-Run Hilarity: When Laughter is the Best Identifier

13 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4509

Hit-and-Run Hilarity: When Laughter is the Best Identifier

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. "My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop. "The car hit you from behind,"... read more..

13 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

248

Cybersalt News - February 13, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I was at a Chamber of Commerce meeting last evening. There was a random draw for all in attendance, the prize being a brand new washer and dryer combo. My ticket was 7 away... read more..

12 Feb

Susan Page

Susan Davis

217

3 min read

Golden Opportunities

- photo by Susan PageWhat golden opportunities pass by each day without us even being aware? I’m not talking about a beautiful golden sunrise, though I appreciate those. I’m referring to the golden mo read more..

12 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2917

3 min read

Hurtling Through Space

It was just a regular day at Darien Lake, an upstate New York amusement park. My daughter, her friend, and I were standing in the usual long, snaking line to ride the park's roller coaster, called th... read more..

12 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

153

My Heart Will Not be Shushed

I fell for a Librarian I asked her to be mine, I said, "My love for you is overdue!" And she said, "Fine."... read more..

12 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

167

Quote #2334

It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake, the fire of the frost, the soul of the sunbeam. This crisp winter air is full of it. ~John Burroughs, "Winter Sunshine"... read more..

12 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4422

Foreign Phrases - Sort of

A New York magazine recently ran a contest. The rules were to take any well-known phrase in a foreign language, change just a single letter, and then provide a definition for the new expression... read more..

12 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

164

One-Liner #1899

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine! ... read more..

09 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

124

Cybersalt News - February 9, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I recently realized that instead of groaning when I bend over to pick up something off the floor, I now groan before I bend over to do the same thing. It's almost as if I ... read more..

08 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

164

Bun Warmers 😎

They call them heated seats because rear defroster was already taken.... read more..

08 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

143

Quote #2333

Being a parent is like jumping out of a plane with a bunch of people who can't open their own chutes. So you fly around doing it for them. Then you hit the ground. But you don't die. You haul yours... read more..

Nothing is More Satisfying than Doing Nothing

08 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

302

4 min read

Nothing is More Satisfying than Doing Nothing

We were facing a very severe hurricane, and everything was being shut down. The hurricane was to hit us on a Wednesday night. Because we were in the center of where that hurricane was supposed to co... read more..

08 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

173

One-Liner #1898

I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up ... I shut up and subtitles come out my face. ... read more..

08 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2187

Cake Lesson

A little boy is telling his Grandma how "everything" is going wrong: School, family problems, health problems, etc. Meanwhile, Grandma is baking a cake. She asks her grandson if he would like a snack... read more..

08 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4274

2 min read

Interesting Thoughts

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what h... read more..

06 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

140

Cybersalt News - February 6, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We've had snow in the air (or on the ground) at Cybersalt World Headquarters since Saturday night. It's always nice for a snowy change of scenery in the neighbourhood, but ... read more..

Bear Sermons: When Preaching Gets Grizzly 🐻

05 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3829

2 min read

Bear Sermons: When Preaching Gets Grizzly 🐻

A priest, a rabbi, and a Pentecostal preacher all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They often met two or three times a week for coffee, sharing stories... read more..

05 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5762

Speeding Juggler

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a ... read more..

05 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

147

Quote #2332

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option." - Mark Twain read more..

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