Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20951 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

18 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2021

Obedience, Ten Commandments

Pa and Ma were at church, and as they were leaving the minister said, "Pa, I wish we'd see you here more than twice a year!" Pa said, "Ya, I know, but at least we keep the ten commandments." The min... read more..

16 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3265

Kill The Umpire

During a baseball game, a woman kept shouting threats at the umpire. No matter what happened on the field, she constantly yelled, "Kill the umpire!" This went on for an hour. "Lady," a nearby fan fi... read more..

16 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

815

4 min read

Who’s Really in Charge?

Living in the country, our family did not have a television in our home. Unfortunately, most people in our neighborhood did not have a television. That was just normal. Somehow we managed to entertai... read more..

16 Feb

Clean Jokes

3710

Lawnyer

When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors. As a young attorney, I had filled her in on what to expect. Asked abou... read more..

16 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2891

Marriage License

Wanting to be married, a couple came to the county courthouse in Virginia where I work. But they accidentally walked up to the offices where hunting licenses are sold. "We're from out of state," said... read more..

16 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2194

Weather Attack

It rained so hard here last night our whole town flooded. The entire city was taken by storm.... read more..

16 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

573

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have a question for you that probably sounds like something your mother once asked you, "If 244 people jumped off a bridge would you jump too?" In today's video share you... read more..

15 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

680

4 min read

Nothing Like An Old Fashion Scam

Scams have become the norm of our culture today. If it weren’t for Alexander Graham Bell, we wouldn’t have all of these scams today. Thanks Alex. These scams go from car warranties to Medicare benefi... read more..

15 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

627

Quote #2159

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell read more..

15 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

603

One-Liner #1723

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.... read more..

12 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

577

Cybersalt News - February 12, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Thanks to Cybersaltine, Linda F, for catching that the student in the item "Gullibiity" started out as a she and ended up as a he. I wasn't sure which to correct so I Goog... read more..

11 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

750

4 min read

How Much Coffee Is Too Much Coffee?

I will be the first to confess that I love my coffee, especially in the morning. When anybody asks how much coffee is enough, I usually say, “Just one more cup.” My day cannot get started until I’ve ... read more..

11 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

574

Quote #2158

"We wrong those near us in being independent of them. God himself would not be happy without his Son. We ought to lean on each other, giving and receiving - not as weaklings, but as lovers. Love is st read more..

11 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

625

One-Liner #1722

I'm gonna spend Valentine's Day with my ex... Box 360.... read more..

11 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3357

Ancient Love Story

Archaeologists will date any old thing.... read more..

11 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6881

2 min read

Goober Love Poem

Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move l... read more..

09 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5370

Minister's Dentures

This minister had just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on... read more..

09 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

610

Cybersalt News - February 9, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know which is the most amazing thing about today's video share - the size of this train layout, the number of glasses used to play this song, or the amount of work ... read more..

08 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

577

Quote #2157

"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right." - Abraham Lincoln read more..

08 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5388

Employee of the Month

Chuck Rogers, a self employed marketing consultant, has won his company's 'Employee of the Month Award' for a record 23 months in a row. Said Rogers, "I began the award program nearly two years ago wh... read more..

08 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2381

Apartment Sharing

If you're sharing an apartment with a sheep and a cow could you consider them as your ruminates?... read more..

08 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2129

Hello

Did you know that a simple "HELLO" can be a sweet one? I received one recently from a friend through an e-mail. Here's what it said: The word "HELLO" means: H = How are you? E = Everything all rig... read more..

08 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

599

One-Liner #1721

250 pounds here on Earth is only 94.5 pounds on Mercury. I'm not fat, I'm just not on the right planet.... read more..

05 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

562

Cybersalt News - February 5, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Things are going well around Cybersalt World headquarters, although I do have a bit of an issue with one project I manage for a very large client. All was going well until... read more..

04 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

794

4 min read

An Apple Fritter on My Mind

The last few weeks have been rather hectic, and I’ve struggled to keep up with everything. If it weren’t for The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, I probably would not have gotten where I am today. ... read more..

04 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3216

Grandma and God

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.... read more..

04 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2780

Arrest Report

A fellow is walking down the street, and is accosted by a policeman. After brief questioning, the gentleman is arrested. On facing the Magistrate, the policeman's statement is as follows, "Your Honou... read more..

04 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2055

2 min read

Sponges, Christian Testimony

Here are 5 sponges laying on your kitchen counter top. Each member of your family has been cleaning up different areas of your home, but all the sponges look the same. You are curious as to what was c... read more..