Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20951 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

02 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3431

Airliner Tantrum

As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does... read more..

02 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

979

4 min read

Angels Do Play Harps and I Have Proof

A few weeks ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came to me with a question. I'm always very cautious whenever that happens because it could be a trap. "Next Saturday I have to go and pick up ... read more..

02 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

561

Cybersalt News - February 2, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new article by Rev. Suneel Barkat on the Cybersalt site today (link below!) Thanks again to Walter M. for helping him polish it following translation from Urdu. ... read more..

01 Feb

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

873

3 min read

Power of Prayer

Prayer is the most important part of the Christian life. Prayer was also an important part of Jesus’ life, and prayer is the backbone of the Christian life. We cannot survive without p... read more..

01 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

664

Quote #2155

"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, 'All right then, have it your way.'" - C. S. Lewis read more..

01 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

639

One-Liner #1719

The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.... read more..

01 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4641

CIA, FBI & LAPD

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He rel... read more..

01 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5713

Antenna Pun

Two antennae meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.... read more..

01 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1992

Gullibility

A freshman Nathan Zohner, a 14-year-old student at Eagle Rock Junior High School, won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. In his project she urged people to sign a petition deman... read more..

29 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

558

Cybersalt News - January 29, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Guess who hired Grandma Cybersalt to help catch up on getting James Snyder's God's Penman articles finalized on the site and in the newsletter? That's right - me! Susan wo... read more..

28 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

756

4 min read

Have Nose, Will Snore

Having been married as long as The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself, there are very few things we disagree about. I run by the idea, “Do you want to be happy, or do you want to be right?... read more..

28 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

669

Quote #2154

"If God had a refrigerator, your picture would b e on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every Spring and a sunrise every morning ... Face it, friend. He is crazy read more..

28 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

553

One-Liner #1718

"No comment" is a comment. - George Carlin read more..

28 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3145

Carry a Flashlight

A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how... read more..

28 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6024

Another Bull Pun

A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the gale. All the cows stand ... read more..

28 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1916

Stewardship, Sacrifice, Worship

There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. T... read more..

26 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

545

Cybersalt News - January 26, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Unfortunately, I don't have time to write any news for today because I'm taking part in a new fad that everybody seems to be getting into: I am going through my whole... read more..

25 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5765

Would You Remarry?

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "... read more..

Do I Need to File a Missing Persons Report?

25 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

874

4 min read

Do I Need to File a Missing Persons Report?

Every week comes and goes, and some go faster than others. Such was last week. It started pretty well, but then everything went downhill. I had my semiannual doctor's visit. After all, he has kids t... read more..

25 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

583

Quote #2153

"You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens." - Mandy Hale read more..

25 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

592

One-Liner #1717

I got to the office earlier and switched the M and N keys on every keyboard I could. Some in my office will say that I am a monster, but others will say that I am a nomster!... read more..

25 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3191

Cutting Class

"Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?" "Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's like I really don't li read more..

25 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

11861

Anniversary Pun

On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.... read more..

25 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1750

Taxes

Tax his cow, tax his goat; Tax his pants, tax his coat. Tax his crop, tax his work; Tax his ties, tax his shirt. Tax his chew, tax his smoke; Teach him taxing is no joke. Tax his tractor, tax his mul... read more..

22 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

574

Cybersalt News - January 22, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are feeling so much better! Around Thursday, we both turned a corner and we're feeling more and more normal each day! In fact, I think we're pretty... read more..

21 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

681

One-Liner #1716

"A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain." - Graham Norton read more..

21 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

596

Quote #2152

"Think about your legacy, because you're writing it every day." - Gary Vaynerchuk read more..

21 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5762

2 min read

The FBI Orders Pizza

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of... read more..

21 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2154

No Lion

"At the awards show, the movie star's new and outrageous hairdo became the mane attraction." read more..

21 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1936

Keeping Up Appearances

Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this. One evening he had invited several friends to dinner, and while they were sitting at the table, one of the friends told a fu... read more..

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