Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20951 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

19 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

533

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Have you ever walked into a room and felt invisible? Today's video share shows what that might look like if you were an invisible rocket! Just remember that Red = Kero... read more..

18 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

20164

Cannibal Canoe

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals. The chief cannibal comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, put you in... read more..

18 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

582

Quote #2151

"I prefer winter and Fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn't show." - Andrew Wy read more..

18 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

619

One-Liner #1715

I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3569

How Did You Get Me?

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "It seems everyone is out to get me lately. How did you kn... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2393

He Does; He Done

"Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished." read more..

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1740

Failure, School, Report Cards

A professional athlete hit the ceiling when his nine year old son brought home a failing report card. "Well, Dad," explained the youngster, "lets' not say that I flunked. Lets' just say they failed t... read more..

15 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

537

Cybersalt News - January 15, 2023

Sunday greetings from cough central, where Grandma Cybersalt and I continue to make slow, steady progress in getting better. Today's video share is of a place that is pretty far out - well, pre... read more..

14 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

633

Quote #2150

"Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer." - Anita Krizan read more..

14 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

609

One-Liner #1714

"You know what my bedtime story was when I was a kid? Darkness!" - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

14 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5969

What's for Dinner?

Can't eat beef......mad cow. Can't eat chicken...... bird flu. Can't eat eggs..... possible Salmonella. Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies. Also trichinosis. Can't eat fish... read more..

14 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2224

Animal Voices

"Doc, I can hear all kinds of animals talk in my head." "Well, don't worry," said the doctor. "You're just having Disney spells." read more..

14 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2006

Humanism, Socialism

Leon Blum, the former Socialist Premier of France, once met David Ben Gurion. He introduced himself this way, "I had better tell you right away, Mr. Ben Gurion, that I am a humanist first, a socialist... read more..

14 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1854

Health Priorities

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-ray... read more..

12 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

575

Cybersalt News - January 12, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's mailing is brought to you by the letters R, S and V. That's right, our doctor figures that on the heals of recovering from the flu we caught RSV. Grandma Cybersalt ... read more..

11 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3783

Expensive Cosmetics

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly,... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5317

Family Loop

Many, many years agoWhen I was twenty three,I got married to a widow,Pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughterWith flowing hair of red.My father fell in love with her,And soon the two we... read more..

08 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

500

Cybersalt News - January 8, 2023

Sunday greetings! Just when Grandma Cybersalt and I thought we were getting better, we have either caught a new bug or been rebugged. So to limit your exposure to whichever it is, today's new i... read more..

07 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

595

One-liner #1713

Don't ask a girl where she wants to go for dinner ... tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat, and then take her to her first guess!... read more..

07 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

582

Quote #2149

Until the lion learns to write, every story will glorify the hunter. - An African Proverb.... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4964

2 min read

Television Bloopers - British Style

"Liz Taylor is recovering in hospital after having had a benign tuna removed from just behind her right ear." Capital Radio Peter Snow: "In a sense, Deng Xiaoping's death was inevitable, wasn't it?" read more..

07 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2491

Animal Characteristics

Some farmers were standing around shooting the breeze one day when the topic came around to animals and their distinguishing traits. The group agreed that the dog was probably the most loyal animal a... read more..

07 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1963

3 min read

The Marbles, Kind Deeds

During the waning years of the depression in a small southeastern Idaho community, I used to stop by Brother Miller's roadside stand for farm-fresh produce as the season made it available. Food and mo... read more..

05 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3636

3 min read

Letter to Paleoanthropology Division

-Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20078 Dear Sir: Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next t read more..

05 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

522

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have been saving a treat for all of us for this first Chicken Thursday of 2023. A few months ago I found a chicken live stream! But here is the deal - it's not alway... read more..

04 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

624

One-Liner #1712

My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.... read more..

04 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

671

Quote #2148

"Be grateful to God, every year you live." - Lailah Gifty Akita read more..

04 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2972

Animal Bites

The African chieftain was so merciful that, when he ascended to power, he forbade the killing of all animals. Not long thereafter, the lion and cheetah population began to get out of hand, and, starvi... read more..

04 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2074

2 min read

Perspective, Choices

Today I woke up early, excited over all I get to do before the clock strikes midnight. I have responsibilities to fulfill today. I am important. My job is to choose what kind of day I am going to have... read more..

04 Jan

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5080

2 min read

Christmas Treats

'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I g read more..

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