Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

26 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4258

Congratulations "Good" News!

* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. * They say the house didn't float very far at all. * We're all amazed that you go on living each day. * Well, at least the o read more..

26 Dec

Shirley Choat

2450

2 min read

Good Morning 12-27

St. John's Day Read Colossians 3:12-16 Saint John, whose day of remembrance this is, was the beloved disciple, the one who captured in the greatest detail the lessons and word of ou read more..

26 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3015

In a Brooklyn upscale pet shop, an elderly woman burst into the store. "I want to buy a canary, but it's got to be a real good singer. I've got good, hard U.S. cash, but I'm only paying only for a goo... read more..

26 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2546

George Bush Routine

I have a pastor friend who often quotes a comedian he heard say, "I stopped doing self-deprecating humor. I'm no good at it." Truly, the person who can laugh at one's s read more..

25 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4071

Vet Cure

A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions: what were the symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc.. Suddenly, she interrupted... read more..

25 Dec

Shirley Choat

2353

3 min read

Good Morning 12-26

Read Psalm 148:11-13 and Psalm 34:1-10 The three days that follow Christmas Day are for me a holy gathering of time, a kind of bouquet of days within the Christian year. Historically, all read more..

24 Dec

Rev. Spence Laycock

5801

7 min read

A Picture of Highest Glory

I was thinking about synonyms this week, not the cinnamon that you find in sticky buns, but the synonym you find in tricky phrases. Synonyms point us to the source of something, they amplify, they col... read more..

24 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4760

Tongue and Eggs

A fellow went into a restaurant and asked, 'What's the special of the day?' The waiter replied, 'Beef Tongue.' The fellow said, 'Ugh! I don't want anything co... read more..

24 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2928

At Home

While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking.He asked where my kids go to school. I told him we home-schooled them.With a raised eyebrow, he asked if m... read more..

23 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4177

The Confused Goober

The confused goober: 1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. 2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. 3.&nbs... read more..

23 Dec

Shirley Choat

2390

3 min read

Good Morning 12-24

This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. &nbsp read more..

22 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4295

Convenient Robbery

Tim and Bill were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered the lobby. Not only did the thieves clean out the tills, but they walked around with bags and ordered everyone to throw their val... read more..

22 Dec

Shirley Choat

2342

2 min read

Good Morning 12-23

Elizabeth exclaimed: "Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the child you will bear." - Luke 1:39-45 (42) The angel's invitation to Mary to become the mother of the Son read more..

22 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2744

Wrapping Help

My wife asked me to help wrap Christmas presents this year, but I was watching football and declined to help. She then informed me that if I didn't help, I'd be in big, big trouble, so I helped.Howeve... read more..

22 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2119

Baby Toupee

I have pretty thick hair so I'm not really the one who should be commenting on toupees and why or why not to where them. But come on - Baby Toupees!? What will be next? A televi read more..

Top Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff

21 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5132

Top Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff

*Top Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff* 1. CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Moe." 2. Dr. Kevorkian hired as "Transition Consultant.&quo read more..

21 Dec

Shirley Choat

2202

2 min read

Good Morning 12-22

I am asking you to read Psalm 139 and Micah 5:2,3 "But you Bethlehem...out of you will come for me one who will be ruler over Israel." Today we meet Micah, a prophet whose strong read more..

21 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2541

Top Ten Gift Comments

What do you say when you get a gift you *Really Don't Like*.10. "Well, well, well, now, there's a gift!"9. "No, with all the hostile takeovers this year, I missed the big Ronco/K-Tel/Ginsu merger. Wou... read more..

21 Dec

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4654

3 min read

Letting Go

“What room can I de-clutter now?” My daughter grinned at me. I didn’t grin back. “Slow down,” I said, “we have six months before we move.” She laughed and read more..

20 Dec

Shirley Choat

2253

2 min read

Good Morning 12-21

"Rejoice in the LORD always." - Phil. 4:4-7 I have a friend who says, "Don't worry, by happy" Oh sure! Well intended, but for many persons I know, includin read more..

20 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6385

2 min read

Bridge Over Troubled Waters

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated each other. Every morning, just after sunup, Ruf... read more..

19 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4170

Education At Work

"What's the usual tip?" a man growled when, Jason, a college student delivered his pizza. "Well," Jason replied, "this is my first delivery, but the other guys said tha read more..

19 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3173

Doctor in the House

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!"Several men stood up as the lights came on.An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "... read more..

19 Dec

Shirley Choat

2568

2 min read

Good Morning 12-20

"The LORD your God will take great delight in you, He will quiet you with His love, He will rejoice over you with singing." - Zephaniah. 3:14-20 (17) A little history lesson: Wh read more..

19 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2688

Ball Balancer

The computer keyboard sure has come a long way. It, and other computer peripherals used to be so clunky and awkward! Remember when a computer used to be so dependent upon a mouse pad?&nb read more..

18 Dec

Shirley Choat

2440

2 min read

Good Morning 12-19

"Be glad and rejoice with all your heart." Zephaniah 3:14-20 (14) Zephaniah speaks of judgment and condemnation. The words "on that day" resounds throughout the first read more..

18 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2411

Sheep Beats

Conga drums! Yes, you heard me right - conga drums. I just bought a pair of conga drums for the church. We are going to use them during the second service we are starting in the new year. I hope ... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4202

Goober Operator

My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone Ian at my bank. When I called, the operator asked me what Ian's last name was and I explained that he hadn't left his surname. When sh... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2859

Movie Seats

After I had purchased movie tickets for myself and my girlfriend, she went inside to find seats while I got some popcorn. By the time I was served, the previews were being shown. I stumbled my way thr... read more..

18 Dec

Shirley Choat

2568

2 min read

Good Morning 12-18

John answered them, "I baptize you with water. But one more powerful than I will come, the thongs of whose sandals I am not worthy to untie." - Luke 3:15-18 Advent is a season o read more..

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