Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

17 Dec

Rev. Spence Laycock

5998

8 min read

Christ Our Wonder

A passenger traveling on a train across Saskatchewan was so enthralled by the journey that every few moments he was heard to say, ?Wonderful!? The passing scenery, the faces of the people in the towns... read more..

17 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4968

Let Me Feel Your Pain

It can buy a house but not a home. It can buy a bed, but not sleep. It can buy a clock but not time. It can buy a book but not knowledge. It can buy a position but not respect. It ... read more..

17 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2777

Shopping Remote

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always car read more..

17 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

4379

The Christmas Gospel

The story of Christmas is a good news story. Rev. Charles McKnight reminds us of this foundational reason behind the season. {audio}podcast/charlesmcknight20061217.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

16 Dec

Misc

Ann Jenkins

2040

2 min read

Evangelist?! Not me!

Every Christian knows about the Great Commisson - to go and take the gospel to the world. But what happens if you're not an evangelist? I'm n read more..

16 Dec

Shirley Choat

2417

2 min read

Good Morning 12-17

THIRD SUNDAY IN ADVENT. "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." On this joyful (Gaudette) Sunday, we light the Shepherds Candle. What great joy read more..

Somebody Tell Victoria Her Secret Is Out

16 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4040

5 min read

Somebody Tell Victoria Her Secret Is Out

For all practical purposes the Christmas season is the shopping season. When it comes to shopping, just call me Mr. Doofus Glitz, especially at the Christmas season. Some people (such as the Gracious... read more..

16 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7701

Flossing

As a dental hygienist, I always encourage patients to floss. During one cleaning, the dentist I work with asked my patient if he was "flossing religiously.""Well," the man hedged, "I floss more often ... read more..

16 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2773

Largest Ketchup Bottle

My youngest daughter loves ketchup - tons of it! My wife is a good cook so it's not to cover up the taste of food. She really likes it. Consequently, we always buy the biggest bott read more..

15 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4865

Out of the Loop

Mr. Norton was in the hospital recovering from an operation when the nurse on duty received a call from a man who asked how Mr. Norton was doing. "Oh, quite well. We expect he'... read more..

15 Dec

Shirley Choat

2272

2 min read

Good Morning 12-16

"O LORD of hosts, blessed is the man who trusteth in Thee." Psalm 84:12 God is honored when we express a childlike faith in Him. Simply to take Him at His word is to have the as read more..

15 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3140

Employee Gift

A new pastor, eager to make sure the church's employees would like him, called them together shortly before Christmas Day and told them that each of them would receive a turkey."In fact," he added, "a... read more..

15 Dec

Shirley Choat

2510

2 min read

Good Morning 12-15

"John's father Zechariah was filed with the Holy Spirit and prophesied:" - Luke 1:67-79 (You will need to read 68-79) This canticle, spoken by Zechariah is one of sever read more..

14 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4233

Goober Widow

A woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer. She asked the photographer if he could remove the hat from the picture. He convinced her he could easily d... read more..

14 Dec

Shirley Choat

2326

2 min read

Good Morning 12-14

"It is right for me to feel this way about all of you, since I have you in my heart--all of you share in God's grace with me." - Phil 1:6-11 We hear in this text Paul's l read more..

14 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2446

Singing Cats

Nothing says "Merry" more than cat's singing Christmas songs! OK, not really but I just needed a way to warn you that this FunLink features cats singing. Some of you love ca read more..

13 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4512

Ways To Drive A Man Crazy

~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. ~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place. ~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings. ~ ... read more..

13 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2531

Historical Application

Steinberg needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications to get it. He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that everything will be forgiven. ... read more..

13 Dec

Misc

Teresa hauber

1869

Merry Christmas Family!

WOW... We have been off line forever it seems.. I sure do hope it will not be long before we can get back. I have only a few mintutes as I am at my son's house and need to get a lot done in read more..

12 Dec

Shirley Choat

2446

2 min read

Good Morning 12-13

"I thank my God upon every remembrance of you." Phil. 1:3-5 When was the last time you wrote a letter? Before the invention of the telephone and email, writing was the only way read more..

12 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4270

Stereograms

It may sound like someone has mailed you a new stereo system, but a stereogram is actually a 3 dimensional image you can see if you relax your eyes a certain way. The first time I ever saw one read more..

12 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4882

Newlywed Breakfast

"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart," said Tracy the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready." "Good, what are we having for breakfast," said read more..

12 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2919

Lengthy Discourse

A visiting minister was very long-winded. Worse, every time he would make a good point during his sermon and a member of the congregation responded with "Amen" or "That's right, preacher" he would get... read more..

11 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3811

6 min read

To Be All Wrapped Up And Nowhere To Go

Each Christmas season brings with it all sorts of wonderful things. Topping the list is Christmas caroling and celebrating with our family and friends, and even people we don’t like. After a read more..

11 Dec

Shirley Choat

2346

2 min read

Good Morning 12-12

"Who can stand when He appears? For he will be like a refiner's fire or a launderer's soap." - Malachi 3:1-4 Have you ever built a new home or remolded an old one? Some s read more..

11 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4402

No More Gators

While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standi... read more..

11 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2916

Golf Survey

My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18 holes.Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came upon a golf club that an irate play... read more..

11 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2247

2 min read

Companies Not Delivering Our Mail

There are some internet companies (listed at the end of this page) that will not deliver our e-mail to their clients. Why? One reason is their spam filters. We don't send spam. We read more..

11 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2033

Reasons Given for Unsubscribing

Here are some of our favorite and most entertaining reasons people have given for unsubscribing from some or all of our lists. "You are retarded." - Jenny "not send something everyday, becau... read more..

11 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2539

5 min read

Bounce Management Policies

A bounce is a system message that is returned with information about why an e-mail could not be delivered. Bounces matching the following rules result in the bouncing e-mail address read more..

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