Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20952 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2310
2 min read

Cast Iron Purpose

I've learned to seek a message in some simple, homey ways, And I've found many lessons in the dreariest of days. So one day in my kitchen, I began to sing a song About the iron skillet that I've cooke... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3298

Parrot Skills

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs $500." "Why does that parrot cost so much?" th... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
579

One-Liner #1672

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are; but I laugh more.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2366

Hey Norton!

I prefer McAfee anti-virus to the other leading software. I guess I'm just anti-Symantec.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3148
2 min read

What He Says - What He Means

"I'm going fishing."    Really means: "I'm going to stand by a stream with a stick in my hand all day, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "It's a guy thing."    Really me read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
588
2 min read

Cybersalt News - Aug 4, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The other day, Grandma Cybersalt sent me an email inviting me to a date: "Invitation: Septic Pump Out @ Thu Aug 4, 2022 8am - 12pm" Of course, I accepted right away because... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1712

Stupid Excuses

German police caught a man playing the flute with both hands as he sped through traffic at 80 miles per hour on a busy highway, Wednesday. "He was leaning back in the seat and steering the car with... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2906

Anniversary Flight

On an airplane, I overheard a flight attendant talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and aske... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
642

Quote #2108

"Your mind is a garden, your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers, or you can grow weeds." - William Wordsworth read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
620

Quote #2109

"Anyone who has struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor." - James Baldwin read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
651

One-Liner #1671

The best revenge is living well. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
604

Cybersalt News - July 31, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I attended a men's group trivia night at our church last night and while driving home afterward I noticed the line up was really short at the local Dairy Queen. We've been... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
710

Quote #2107

"His grief he will not forget; but it will not darken his heart, it will teach him wisdom." - J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3259

No Rest

The doctor had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars. However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
683

One-Liner #1670

A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2641

Bedtime Story

Have you read the new book "The Insomniac" by Eliza Wake?... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2143

Salvation, Decision, Fence Sitting

It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5068

Pest Control

My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company.   One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his s... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
605

Cybersalt News - July 28, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's a somber, but grateful, week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. God has taken back a precious gift he gave me 2 years ago. Alex Shane started out as a mentor and bu... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
693

One-Liner #1669

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
671

Quote #2106

"If it could only be like this always - always summer, always alone, the fruit always ripe." - Evelyn Waugh read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2194

Picasso So-so

The display of still-life art was not at all moving.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2136

Adaptation

The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of re... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3242

Take Fore

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain. "I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this i... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
604

Cybersalt News - July 24, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. One of our granddaughters was over yesterday while her parents had a busy day getting ready for a family road trip they are about to leave on. On the agenda was the usual:... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
670

Quote #2105

"There is unwavering peace today when an uncertain tomorrow is trusted to an unchanging God." - Ann Voskamp read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2089

Rolling Progress

When the wheel was invented it caused a revolution.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2088

Teamwork, Encouragement

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse, named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3403

Reunion Pride

My wife and I were at my high school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits and their bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more t... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
635

One-Liner #1668

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..