Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

11 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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11 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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11 Dec

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11 Dec

Policies

Pastor Tim

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11 Dec

Policies

Pastor Tim

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Anti Spam Policy

Hi. I'm Pastor Tim Davis - a real life pastor of a real life church. In September of 1998, I innocently started an e-mail list for sending jokes to my family and friends. Somehow other people began t... read more..

11 Dec

CybersaltLists

Pastor Tim

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There's a newsletter for you!

Since starting the CleanLaugh List in 1998, Pastor Tim has become known as a reliable and safe source of entertainment and inspiration on the net. All of his e-mail lists are free to subscribe to. Yo... read more..

11 Dec

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 12-11

"Prepare the way for the LORD." Luke 3:4 Again we take another look at yesterday's Gospel text. There is something persistently compelling about the figure of John the Bapti read more..

11 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2311

Rabid Transit

Here's a tough truck contest with a twist to it - an art element. It's interesting to see the Chinese approach to the obstacles in this race. I've been around a few monster t read more..

10 Dec

Rev. Spence Laycock

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7 min read

Immanu - el

G. Campbell Morgan once said, ?A man's concept of God creates his attitude toward the hour in which he lives.? It's like the story of the bible college students who were taking apples from the cafeter... read more..

10 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4587

Goober Travel Times

A Goober gets on a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork. "About two hours," says the conductor. "OK," said the man... "then how l... read more..

10 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2803

Naturally Born

An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States.After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, one of the stu... read more..

09 Dec

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 12-10

THE SECOND SUNDAY IN ADVENT "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." Malachi 3:1-4 Phil. 1:3-11 Luke 3:1-6 Psalm 126 God's read more..

09 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4316

Funny Boss

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's the matte... read more..

The Bethelehem Innkeeper's Top 10 Excuses

09 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4162

The Bethelehem Innkeeper's Top 10 Excuses

Here are the top ten excuses the Bethlehem Innkeeper gave for not giving Joseph and Mary a room. The Innkeepers Top 10 Excuses... 10. Roman's "Stay Free" promotion a bit too successful. 9. Wife sai... read more..

08 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4094

Smart Chauffer

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet anothe... read more..

08 Dec

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 12-09

"The LORD is our righteousness." Jer. 33:16 Again we return to the Scriptures from Sunday. Let us see how they come together. Martin Luther made a grand discovery. At on read more..

08 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3068

Tree Faller

While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I took X-rays of a trauma patient. I brought the films to our radiologist, who studied the multiple fractures of the femurs and pe... read more..

08 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2865

Carrot Museum

One of my favorite vegetables in in the whole world is the carrot because it's orange - which also gives you a clue about my favorite fruit too. I can't say, however, that I love carrot read more..

07 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Rest In Peace

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace.... read more..

07 Dec

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 12-08

"Lead me in Your truth and teach me, for You are the God of my salvation." - Psalm 25:5 If you remember this Psalm was from last Sunday's lesson. Nothing in all the world gi read more..

07 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2810

Prescription Worries

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?""Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor ... read more..

07 Dec

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

ViceVersa Pro 2

Synchronizing files between computers and backing up your data can be a real pain - especially if you use the default software that Windows comes with. However, I've found and use a program that does ... read more..

07 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Exotic Paper

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But what do you make when life gives you elephants and lots of elephant . . . . um . . . errr . . . well . . . . poo. Apparently you make exoti read more..

07 Dec

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good Morning 12-07

"May the LORD make you increase and abound in love, and may He so strengthen your hearts in holiness that you may be blameless at the coming of our LORD Jesus." - 1 Thess. 3:9-13 &nbsp read more..

06 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6216

Cure For Lateness

Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. After a few weeks of this, his boss was mad and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. ... read more..

06 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3964

Watermelon Mistake

Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction."Quick... read more..

05 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4830

Yes, We Have No Chocolate

A man goes into an ice cream parlor and says, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please." The girl behind the counter says, "I'm very sorry, sir, but our delivery t... read more..

05 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Snake Glasses

An old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days."The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.The snake c... read more..

05 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2828

Animated Furniture

I am better at breaking furniture than making it (unless you count bookcases made with bricks and wood from old waterbeds). It's not that I've never used a lathe, or joiner, or wood pla read more..

04 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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New Medical Technology

A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about all the new technology she saw. A technician followed her onto the... read more..

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