Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

04 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10128

50th Anniversary

At my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary, I was looking through a photo album of their marriage ceremony. "Grandma, so many of these styles have come back over the years," I commented.Grandma never... read more..

04 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3367

Art Caskets

Admittedly, I realize some of you may not think this is a very fun link. Even just the talk of caskets can wreck some people's day. However, the whole idea of an art casket seems to bring a lighter s... read more..

03 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5662

Raffle Toy

Tom had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother?&q... read more..

03 Dec

Shirley Choat

2343

3 min read

Good Morning 12-03

THE FIRST SUNDAY IN ADVENT "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." Luke 21:25-36 Psalm 25:1-9 Everyone knows when Christmas Day is. Reta read more..

03 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3767

5 min read

Eating Leftover Turkey is No Baloney

For years now, or has it only been a week, we have had turkey for every meal at our home. It’s not so much that I’m tired of eating turkey as it is how many more ways can you serve tur read more..

03 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

4263

Christmas Nice Guy?

Jesus is more than the nice guy of Christmas. {audio}podcast/sm20061203.mp3{/audio}... read more..

01 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5855

New Convert Help

He was not well-educated and rather rough and crude around the edges, but he was recently converted and now on fire for the Lord. He was constantly pestering the pastor to give him some work that w... read more..

01 Dec

Shirley Choat

2424

2 min read

Good Morning 12-02

"And He gave them their request, but sent leanness into their soul." - Psalm 106:15 If we as Christians persist in praying for what we know is not for our spiritual good, we may read more..

Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

30 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4427

Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro. The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for g... read more..

30 Nov

Shirley Choat

2491

Good Morning 12-01

"Since joy is found in the lovely cluster of the fruit of the Spirit," - Gal. 5:22 God obviously wants His children to have a cheerful and optimistic outlook on life. Both the Bible a read more..

30 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3712

Slow Train

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside."What's going on?" she yells out the window."Cow on the track!" replies the co... read more..

30 Nov

Games

Pastor Tim

35956

Penguin Arcade

Ice cubes don't kill people. People with ice cubes kill people - well in this case they knock penguins back into the water. This game is only for fun. Please don't build your own ice cube... read more..

30 Nov

Shirley Choat

2372

2 min read

Good Morning 11-30

"And the LORD direct your hearts into the love of God, and into the patient waiting for Christ." - 2 Thessalonians. 3:5 Paul is faced with a situation in this text. The church th read more..

29 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4561

Scared Smart

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several night-time exercises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School. He was quiet sad looked a bit pale so I stru... read more..

29 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3590

Think She'll Die?

One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered for story time. The book they were reading was THERE WAS AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED A FLY.After the librarian f... read more..

29 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2876

Log House

There are log houses and then there are LOG houses. I bet this one was easy to renovate and put wood panelling in. Of course the possibility of termites and rot a bit risky to make a home repai read more..

29 Nov

Shirley Choat

2364

2 min read

Good Morning 11-29

"There is one body, and one Spirit, even as you are called in one hope of your calling." Ephesians 4:1-6 Christians sometimes express strong differences of opinion on spiritual read more..

28 Nov

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

9250

2 min read

'Twas The Day After Christmas

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. ... read more..

28 Nov

Shirley Choat

2392

2 min read

Good Morning 11-28

"And whosoever of you would be the chiefest, shall be servant of all." - Mark 10:35-45 The conductor of our orchestra in high school ask us one day which instrument was the most read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3026

Monitors

I sell new and used computers for a living. At an exhibit and sale, I decided to give away an old 13-inch monitor that I had lying around. My neighbor came by and said, "You're giving this away? I'll ... read more..

27 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2999

Oil Well Fire Blaster

Nothing can wreck your day like your oil well catching fire. It's times like that you wish you knew someone with a surplus army tank, a couple of jet engines, and some water cannons. Well, firefig... read more..

27 Nov

Shirley Choat

2462

2 min read

Good Morning 11-27

"Let everyone of you so love his wife even as himself; and the wife reverence her husband." Ephesians 5:33 A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, but always read more..

26 Nov

Misc

Ann Jenkins

2200

3 min read

Captivated by Wild at Heart

As might be suggested by the title, I am a young woman who has been reading Wild at Heart by John Eldredge. Over breakfast, the best meal of the day, I have just read the key to my last failed relat read more..

26 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5007

Ready, Set, Go

Two campers, Chris and Michael, are awakened by the sounds of an obviously large bear outside their tent, looking for food at their campsite. Immediately, Chris pulls a pair of running shoes out of... read more..

26 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3354

Cute Baby

When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor said, "You have a cute baby."Smiling, I said, "I'll bet you say that to all the new parents.""No," he replied, "j... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4940

All Saved Up

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a br... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3276

Rattlesnake Ammo

An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics. That summer, the area had experienced an infestation of rattlesnakes. Officers and NCOs were given o... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4506

Doctor Keeps Trying

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3050

Birthday Greetings

Seen on a birthday card.Forget about the past, You can't change it.Forget about the future, You can't predict it.Inside:Forget about the present, I didn't buy you one.... read more..

24 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2275

Eternal Sunset

Here's a great site for those of you who are cowboys and want to ride off into the sunset. You'll never be without a sunset to ride off into now. This page refreshes with images read more..

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