Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

24 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

942

1968 Pennies

Here's a neat web site. Buddy is collecting pennies that were minted in 1968. I guess that's a different kind of rare coin collection. At first it seems strange that he would col read more..

23 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2827

Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance:Gets "psyched" before each competition by banging his head against a locker, although he's on the chess team.Her javelin was shot down by jet fighters... read more..

23 Nov

Shirley Choat

2505

2 min read

Good Morning 11-24

"That which we have seen and heard declare we unto you." - 1 John 1:1-4 One thing that made the testimony of John and the other disciples so powerful was their firsthand knowled read more..

23 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4264

Dice Stacking

Stacking dice - we've all done it. Ok, maybe not. But surely we will need to stack dice at some time in our life. Ok, maybe not. It is, however, undoubtedly everyone's destiny to be asked to stack... read more..

23 Nov

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4749

4 min read

Giving Thanks of Unusual Nature

When we think of Thanksgiving, we think of the pilgrims, their meal with the Indians, and a gathering of our family, with a great meal to come. We never think of 'death'....but it's th read more..

22 Nov

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5377

3 min read

Legalese Night Before Christmas

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS in Legalese (Author unknown) Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House&... read more..

22 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3287

Dishwasher Repair

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on th... read more..

22 Nov

Shirley Choat

2355

2 min read

Good Morning 11-23

"Every day I will bless Thee and praise Thy name forever and ever." Psalm 145:2 Thanksgiving Day is set aside for giving thanks. We need not search for reasons to be thankful. read more..

22 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3540

Volcano Comparison

It has been decades since Mt. St. Helens blew her top (another example of what happens when you hold things inside too long). Scientists first predicted it would be hundreds of years before the acti read more..

21 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3133

Jar 47

A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed with what he could do - everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic.Grumpy old Mr. Thompson went to vis... read more..

21 Nov

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4323

3 min read

Thirty Minutes To Ruin

I’d been watching the progress of the building each week. It stood across the field from our church, so watching the huge home being built became a Sunday morning distraction as I pulled int read more..

21 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2632

Cat Wheel

One of the most popular pictures on my CleanLaugh site is a picture of a really fat cat . I also have a big cat picture here . The video below shows something that both of those cats cou read more..

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3070

Golf Questions

Jill: I just don't understand the attraction golf holds for men.Nadine: TELL me about it! I went golfing with my ex one time, and he told me I asked too many questions!Jill: Well, I'm sure you were j... read more..

20 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

11174

Double Wires

I never had spiderman pajamas. Ok, I never wanted them, but I wouldn't mind being able to fly around like he does - although the radioactive spider bite to get that way does not inspire me. I guess ... read more..

19 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4262

FROLIC Memo

To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the... read more..

19 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2713

Razor Request

Ronnie goes down to the barber shop. He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave. After being nicked by the barber several times Ronnie says "Hey buddy, have you got an extra razor?"The barber... read more..

19 Nov

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3574

Temptations

Temptation can and often does come when we least suspect it. Misunderstanding the source and nature of temptation can cause us to miss out on the truth we need to know to defeat it in our lives. Miss read more..

18 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1192

7-Up Guess

The good people at Pepsi originally took 7 tries to get their 7-Up soda right (For those of you in Canada that's "pop" of course). As far as I know Coca Cola and Dr. Pepper haven't even manged to perf... read more..

18 Nov

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4741

3 min read

A Dance of Falling Leaves

I drove my daughter to school early this morning in the glow of that special light that comes only during the Fall season. The vehicle ahead of us stirred up a dance of yellow leaves and many more read more..

18 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2767

Label Warning

My in-laws gave us a beautiful knife set--top quality.The accompanying cutting board, however, was a different story.On the wrapping around it was printed this warning: "Opening with sharp object may ... read more..

17 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2981

Clerk Problem

In a department store, Sandra and a patient clerk were having a hard time getting together. Nothing the clerk provided was suitable. Finally, Sandra said in annoyance, "Can't you find a smarter clerk ... read more..

17 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2382

Transit of Mercury

What do buses, a thermometer, and the sun have in common? Why, the transit of Mercury of course! This month, the planet Mercury passed between us and the sun. The whole thing was ca read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4741

Creative Duelling

In bygone days, a thin man insulted a large man. The large man challenged his tormentor to a duel with pistols. On the day of the duel a debate ensued about the unfair advantage held by the t... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3209

Eggplant Sale

A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25¢ ea.--three for a dollar."All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"Meekly the grocer capitulat... read more..

16 Nov

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4464

3 min read

Invitation to a Feast

I have a confession to make. I love banquets and pot-luck dinners. We’ll be having one in our church this week and I’m looking forward to the feast. We call this one our Thank Offering read more..

15 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4259

Its On The Way

A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon." Alarmed by... read more..

15 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3195

Viaduct Height

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberTwo goobers were driving a semi down a road when they came to... read more..

15 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2669

Funnel Juggling

Marriage, children, pastoring, web page developing, and processing plutonium for Iran (for peaceful purposes of course) are just a few of the responsibilities I juggle in life. After watching t read more..

15 Nov

Misc

Teresa hauber

2096

2 min read

November so far...

We have had another busy month.. We have had 3 Birthdays so far.. No big celebrations though.. Just a grill out on a day in-between them all as they were all within a read more..

15 Nov

Shirley Choat

2205

2 min read

Good Morning 11-15

"Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God." - John 3:3 Jesus spoke these words to Nicodemus, a man who represents the spiritual state of every one of us. Bec read more..

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