Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

14 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4094

Speeding Juggler

A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several swords in the car. "What are those for?" she asked. read more..

14 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2873

A three-year-old in the congregation regularly watched football games with his father. So much so, that he knew some of the signals the referee makes.On a recent Sunday, as the pastor raised his hand... read more..

13 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4088

Cheap Rhymes With Jeep

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he r read more..

13 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3015

Police Pastor

A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.... read more..

13 Nov

Shirley Choat

2230

2 min read

Good Morning 11-14

"As far as the east is from the west, so far hath He removed our transgressions from us." - Psalm 103:12 One of man's greatest needs is the assurance of complete forgiveness. read more..

13 Nov

Shirley Choat

2213

Good Morning 11-13

"A man of great wrath shall suffer punishment." - Prov. 19:19 Nothing is ever gained by allowing anger and secret wishes for revenge to fester in your heart. You will only harm read more..

12 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3775

3 min read

Signs That You May Be Canadian

1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. 2. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine" 3. You eat c read more..

12 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2572

Still More Bulletin Bloopers

Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which we are thankful.The Jack and Kill Daycare is looking for someone to help part time on Saturdays.We'll kick off... read more..

12 Nov

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3356

Listen and Know

A follower of Jesus recognizes His teachings and lives them out.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061112.mp3{/audio}... read more..

11 Nov

Shirley Choat

2365

2 min read

Good Morning 11-12

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." THIRD-LAST SUNDAY IN THE CHURCH YEAR Mark 13:1-13 Psalm 113 & 16 During this time of read more..

11 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2708

Tow Request

The minister's car wouldn't start and so he called the garage to come and tow it in for repairs. When the truck driver appeared at his house to get the car, the minister says, "I hope you go easy on m... read more..

11 Nov

Games

Pastor Tim

48839

Gridlock Game

Here's a really fun game where you move the blocks around to open the path to slide the blue bar through the opening. I don't know how many levels there are in this challenge, so just be careful... read more..

If You Voted On Tuesday, Thank A Veteran

11 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3884

5 min read

If You Voted On Tuesday, Thank A Veteran

On Tuesday morning as I was leaving the house the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage called after me, “Don’t forget to vote, today.” As if anybody in America could ever forget read more..

10 Nov

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4592

2 min read

The Twelve Recounts of Christmas 2000

On the first recount of Christmas my country gave to me ... a disputed presidency. On the second recount of Christmas my country gave to me ... two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency. read more..

10 Nov

Shirley Choat

2255

2 min read

Good Morning 11-11

"My peace I give to you; not as the world gives do I give you." - John 14:27 Millions of people around the world carry with them the lifelong, tragic consequences of interna read more..

10 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2665

Last One Comeback

A widow, recently married to a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?""Oh,... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4406

Chicken Neighbour

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they want... read more..

09 Nov

Shirley Choat

2218

2 min read

Good Morning 11-10

"Oh, how I love Thy law. It is my mediation all day long." - Psalm 119:97 If you have ever lived or been on a farm you have seen contented cows chewing their cud. Cows are known read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2997

Friendly Golf

Two friends were beginning a game of golf.The first man stepped up to the tee, hit the ball, and scored a hole-in-one.The other man said, "Now I'll take MY practice swing, and then we'll start the gam... read more..

09 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2437

Lose Your Marbles

Here's a guy who loses his marbles in a unique way. I guess when you have heavy duty kitchen appliances around like this blender there are lots of things you could lose. I wonder wha read more..

09 Nov

Shirley Choat

2166

2 min read

Good Morning 11-09

"He hath sent Me to bind up the brokenhearted." - Isa. 61:1 In the book of Job we read that "man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward." Some of our trials ar read more..

08 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4286

Goober Guide to Household tools

A goober's guide to household tools: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape. ... read more..

08 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2692

Missed Bus

The new family in the neighborhood overslept, and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus.The father, though late for work, had to drive her if she'd direct him to the school.They rode sever... read more..

08 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2122

Sequoias National Park

Sometimes you just need to take a breather and go stand calmly in the forest. Ok, maybe sometimes you need to scream while you are there. Here's a chance to stand virtually in Sequoia read more..

07 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4224

Beauty Watch

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing cold cream on you face, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful,&qu... read more..

07 Nov

Shirley Choat

2264

2 min read

Good Morning 11-08

"O my God, my soul is cast down within me. Oh, wretched man that I am." Rom 7:24 and Psalm 42 6 Studies show that people who do not reveal their deep thoughts and feelings to ot read more..

07 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2522

Scale Convention

At the scale manufacturers' convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on different scales to see if they agreed. However, some visitors abstained, not wishing to advertise their weight.A smo... read more..

07 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2547

Pa-Chong!

Here's another game from Jeff Wofford (www.jeffwofford.com). I really appreciate that he gave permission to share his flash games on the site here. Many of us remember that classic home arcade game "... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4142

3 min read

Election Poetry

In olden times, it could be decades before major events were cast in verse. But The Great 2000 Election Controversy is so big that a bunch of all-star poets have come out of retirement to quickly set ... read more..

06 Nov

Shirley Choat

2333

2 min read

Good Morning 11-07

"See, then, that you walk circumspectly, redeeming the time, because the days are evil." Eph. 5:15,16 Are we misusing the golden nuggets of time that God places in our hands eac read more..

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