Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20954 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2563

Wedding Report

"How did the wedding go?" asked the preacher's wife."Just fine until I asked the bride if she would obey and she said, 'Do you think I'm nuts?' and the groom said, 'I do,' and then things really began read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4316
5 min read

How Much Does a Politician Really Cost?

Like most Americans, I’ve been following the political race with great interest. I must confess having a little bit of difficulty figuring out which side is which. In a normal race, everybod read more..

Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
5029
3 min read

Being Lax

You who have been long-time subscribers realize I've been very lax in my producing the newsletter every week for a long time. But, being busy and having many pressing matters, I let the newsle read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2295

Water Rings

Here is evidence that even if you are a poor swimmer (this guy must sink like a stone to stay on the bottom like he does) you can still have fun in a swimming pool. Even beyond his obvious tale read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2128

Good Morning 11-06

"...your heart shall rejoice, and your joy no man taketh from you." - John 16:22 The NT contains four times as many references to joy as it does to sorrow.  Believers should the read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5061

Word of Mouth

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.  "I'm shocked!" she complained.  "This is three times what you normally charge." "Yes, I know,&q... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3428

Lives of Passion

A follower of Jesus lives life passionately for Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061105.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4019

Goober Golf Dispute

Two goobers were starting a round of Golf together.  On the first tee, the first guy smacked a beautiful drive down the center of the fairway.  With a smile, he picked up the tee and walke read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2185
2 min read

Good Morning 11-05

All Saints Sunday Matthew 5:1-12 Psalm 31 All Saints' Day was observed already at an early date in the church's history.  Its intent was to honor the memory of departed Christia read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3015

Jury Duty

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.Judge: Can't they do without you at work?Juror: Yes, but I don't want them t... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2127
2 min read

Good Morning 11-04

"Speak not evil one to another, brethren." - James 4:11 We live in a time when everyone wants to know the dirt about others. Books that promise to tell all about some prominent indivi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2743

Cleaning Instructions

I bought a great new toilet seat recently.On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it.Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it.My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwasher ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2267

Pig Relief

Please note that no pigs or other animals were hurt in the creation of this page.  The purpose of this little piggy is to help you relax at work - you know, get the stress out.  He's been on the net f... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4274
2 min read

One Man Team

(Note:  It's just a joke so change the name of the teams as it suits you.) The Redskins are having a meeting on the eve of a game with the Bears.  The coach says, "Look guys, I k read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2228
2 min read

Good Morning 11-03

"It is good for me that I have been afflicted." - Ps.  119:71 Growing up I found this verse hard to understand. How natural it is to shy away from adverse circumstances.  read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2552

Pay Mistakes

One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything about it.The following week, her check was for less that the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. “How co... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
7318

SkyLook

SkyLook is a fun program that records your online discussions over SKYPE .  Now you can save recordings of your business meeting conversations and family visits online.  I spend a lot of ... read more..

Software
Pastor Tim
8092

Skype

There are plenty of different software packages out there for talking to others over the net, but Skype is by far the best.  Not only that, but when using a program called "SkyLook" you can recor... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2059

Stonehenge 2

There was a certain field near our cottage (when I was a boy) that had a huge, mammoth boulder in it.  Every time my grandfather would drive past it he would tell me that he had carried it ther read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2225
1 min read

Good Morning 11-02

"Pray for us; for we trust we have a good conscience, in all things willing to live honestly." - Heb. 13:18 We live in an evil world where it is increasingly difficult to maintain int read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4471

Window Savings

A window salesman phoned a customer. "Hello, Mr.  Brown," said the sales rep.  "I'm calling because our company replaced all the windows in your house with our triple-g... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2984

Fast Driver

My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were speeding through Georgia.Hoping to get off with a warning, Mom tried to appear shocked when the trooper wa... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2029

Nikon Small World

It's a small world after all!  Yes, Disney has tortured many people on that ride with that song, but the nice people at Nikon Cameras have a more pleasant take on it.  Here's some read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2244
2 min read

Good Morning 11-01

"You have put off the old man with his deeds, and have put on the new man." - Col.  3:9,10 There is Gospel chorus I learned in Bible School that goes like this: "Things ar read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4919

Time Travel

Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago. "The next flight leaves at 1:00 p... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2729

Dollar Measure

Our mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed, so my brother, Josh, and I decided to buy her one as a gift. The problem was we weren't sure what to get, because it was an odd size. Fortunately, my... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2132

Jet Bicycle

What do you get when you combine a bicycle, a helmet, and two small jet engines?  A really cool sounding jet bike! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ?> read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2249
2 min read

Good Morning 10-31

"For we are laborers together with God." - 1 Cor.  3:9 Speaking to believers in John 15, the LORD Jesus reminds us that we are individual branches of the True Vine, and can only read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2881

Memory Improvement

I knew that as I was getting older, and finally able to admit it, certain things were starting to "slip". In an effort to prevent this "slippage", I went enthusiastically to a three-hour seminar on me... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2710

Space Sounds

No wonder some of us have problems sleeping at night - what with all the noise that the solar system is making. If it's not Jupiter's Magnetosphere or the dust in Saturn's rings hit read more..