Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20952 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

29 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3699

Work According to Your Calling

Some people think that only pastors, missionaries, and evangelists have a calling from God. That's far from the truth! All followers of Jesus have a calling and they should work according ... read more..

28 Oct

Shirley Choat

2301

2 min read

Good Morning 10-29

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." REFORMATION SUNDAY John 8:31-36, Psalm 46 On this Reformation Sunday it is quite natural to reflect upon the read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2803

Morning Pills

This morning, before I had my first cup of coffee and chased the cob webs from my brain, there was a bit of a mess-up with the pills on the kitchen counter.I wish to announce to any of those intereste... read more..

27 Oct

Shirley Choat

2277

2 min read

Good Morning 10-28

"When they came to the border of Mysia, they tried to enter Bithynia, but the Spirit of Jesus would not allow them to." - Acts 16:7 History provides numerous examples of people who fou read more..

27 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5973

Gated Community

Security and peace of mind were part of the reason we moved to a gated community. Both flew out the window the night I called a local pizza shop for a delivery."I'd like to order a large pepperoni piz... read more..

27 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2744

Segway Polo

Polo has always been a game for the rich, so I suppose it isn't surprising to see it being played on a segway. To be fair, I have heard that the price of a seqway has come down quite a bit read more..

26 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5009

Punctuation

A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregati read more..

26 Oct

Shirley Choat

2489

2 min read

Good Morning 10-27

"...have not the faith of our LORD Jesus Christ, the LORD of glory, with respect of persons." - James 2:1 God has told us to love others as He loves us, with-out partiality. But read more..

26 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5453

Lost Baggage

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.She smiled told me not to worry because she was a tra... read more..

26 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2458

Earth Viewer

How long have you been sitting there surfing the net? Don't bother looking outside the window to see if it's day or night. This will tell you page will tell you. (ad read more..

25 Oct

Shirley Choat

2386

Good Morning 10-26

"But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshipers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth." - John 4:23 Worshiping God does not require a temple or a sanctuary.&nbs read more..

25 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3954

Facilities Memo

My colleagues and I recently received this email from the facilities department:"Due to construction, your office may be either cooler or warmer than usual on Tuesday.Please dress accordingly."... read more..

25 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3746

Flashing Colors

This is a pretty cool display of changing colors and it will make your eyes feel a bit weird. However! *IF YOU SUFFER FROM ANY FORM OF EPILEPSY, PHOTO SENSITIVITY, OR A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT IS AFF... read more..

24 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5510

Mother's Intuition

I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister left me alone in a restaurant with my 10-month-old nephew. I said, "What do I do if he cries?" She said "Give him some vegetables." It ... read more..

24 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3151

Pole Power

I was getting ready for work when I looked out the window and saw the utility company starting to erect a pole in front of my house. They were going to position it directly in front of my picture wind... read more..

24 Oct

Shirley Choat

2436

Good Morning 10-25

"...the things which are seen are temporal, but the things which are not seen are eternal." - 2 Cor. 4:18 Material wealth and fame may be impressive and seen very important, but read more..

24 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2540

Panama Canal Time Lapse

"Excuse me sir, would you mind removing your hat?" Speaking of the Panama Canal, here's a pretty cool time lapse look at the passage of one cruise ship. read more..

24 Oct

Misc

Teresa hauber

2039

3 min read

Sometimes we have "Octobers" !

Sometimes we have "October's" Well Family, Sometimes we have "October's" !! Unlike September with it's many joy's October was full of some sad days... read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5145

Waking Up

This week a man awoke from a coma that had lasted for 62 years. His first question was, "Who's president?" read more..

23 Oct

Shirley Choat

2475

2 min read

Good Morning 10-24

".... let us run with patience the race that is set before us." Heb. 12:1 The headmaster at the preparatory school in Great Britain announced that Sir Winston Churchill was co read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4701

Fearless Leader

As a professor at Texas A & M, I taught during the day and did research at night. I would usually take a break around nine, however, calling up the strategy game Warcraft on the Internet and playing w... read more..

23 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2394

Golden Gate Bridge

Excuse me for using this site for my own gain, but I thought I would let you know that I have a bridge for sale. If you are in the San Francisco area, you might like to swing by and check out read more..

22 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4272

Steamed Goober

Back in the good old days of steam engines, a goober who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While stand read more..

22 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3154

Applause

A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a movie theater and sat down, the handful of people there applauded. He thought to himself, "I can't believe it.... read more..

22 Oct

Shirley Choat

2318

2 min read

Good Morning 10-23

"For in Him dwelleth all the fullness of the Godhead bodily." - Col. 2:9 As a magnifying glass brings out the inner beauty of a rose, so Christ reveals the heart of God, for the ess read more..

22 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3495

Deeply Obedient

Obedience is not a bare minimum - it's a deep sacrifice offered to God by followers of Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061022.mp3{/audio}... read more..

21 Oct

Shirley Choat

2435

2 min read

Good Morning 10-22

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it!" Mark 10:2-16 Psalm 119:49-56 1+1+Children = A Family. In the text today Jesus challenges the Law's pr read more..

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4394

Eating Worms

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That& read more..

21 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2924

Rong

Here's a fun game - a variation of that old classic "pong". I want to thank seminarian and game creator Jeff Wofford of www.jeffwofford.com for permission to feature it, other games (on future Fun Li... read more..

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3007

Vendor Problem

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendo... read more..

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