Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20952 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2813

Unicycle Snow Chains

Ok, admittedly this link is not going to prove to be fun for many of you, but I couldn't resist featuring it.  I mean unicycles and snow? What is more fun to picture than that?  I hope read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober Guess

This goober named Jed was walking down the road one day when he came across his friend, who was carrying a bag. Jed: "Hey Billy Joe, what you got in that bag?" Billy Joe: "In this... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3676

Exact Address

Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left.When one lineman called a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4515

Goober at Interview

The executive was interviewing a young goober for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3254

PC Assets

My husband refused to learn how to operate a PC. I tried to get him to realize how important it is, since all our financial records are stored on disks."What if something happens to me?" I asked him. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2673

Crazy Rabbit

Most rabbits like carrots. This one prefers cursors. Scroll down - you'll find him.  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2604

Morning Coffee

This is how some of you are in the morning before your first coffee.  Keep in mind that Starbucks isn't the only solution.  There is also Tim Hortons eh! (adsbygoogle = wi read more..

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Pastor Tim
4388

Things You Will Never Hear

Things you'll never hear a man say: 1) Here honey, you use the remote. 2) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt?  That's one movie I gotta see! 3) While I'm up, can I get you anyth... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3412

Bus Fare

Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train station?""Sixty cents," said the driver.The man raced alongside the bus until the next stop and then gasped, "What is the ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4190

2 Bad Days

You're NOT having a bad day ...  these people had bad days: 1.  The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.  At a specia read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3261

Better Mouse Trap

Pest control is not for the faint of heart when it comes to dealing with mice and rats. Who wants to deal with the mess and gore of traps or glue or the risks of poison?  Here's a better mo read more..

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Pastor Tim
4776

Dog Weather

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably rainin... read more..

Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
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Thanksgiving: Life Beyond Duty

The Christian life is not one of duty. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061008.mp3{/audio}... read more..

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Pastor Tim
10390
3 min read

Measuring Up

The following question appeared in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer." One enterprisin read more..

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Pastor Tim
3156

Parking Confusion

After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping mall. I noticed another man driving very slowly in the same direction, and, since he was closer, I gave him the ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
10472

Handwritten Clock

Forget the sands of time - here are the hands of time!  Enjoy this unique time piece that Cybersalt visitor William S. from Orlando pointed out to us. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygo read more..

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Pastor Tim
4498

Cow Philosophies

Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms. Socialism: you have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Communism: you have two cows. The government takes them bo... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3493
5 min read

Thanks For Those Memories I've Remembered

A person’s memory is a very funny thing - that is, if you can remember the punch line. Lately I’ve been getting the punch lines mixed up and sometimes forgetting which joke goes with w read more..

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Pastor Tim
3252

Signs of Aging

You know you're getting older if:1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.3. At the breakfast table you h... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3091

Test Fix

My one indoor experience with a model helicopter makes me appreciate this indoor model airplane contest that much more.  Trust me, you would probably not want to be in the same field with me read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2558

Model Airplane Contest

My one indoor experience with a model helicopter makes me appreciate this indoor model airplane contest that much more.  Trust me, you would probably not want to be in the same field with me fl read more..

Misc
Ann Jenkins
1784
3 min read

Sometimes I fail...

    We all fail at times, we all suck at times. But why do I feel I'm failing all the time, falling with no one to catch me?     There's this God I believe read more..

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Pastor Tim
2996

Emergency Flowers

I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3568

Disappearing Dots

Here's a really cool optical illusion.  Just stare at the plus sign and watch the dots disappear! (Don't do this while driving heavy equipment or using sharp instruments in the kit read more..

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Pastor Tim
4425

Double Talking Dentist

"Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient."Good grief!" he said startled.  "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen -- read more..

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Pastor Tim
2955

Nutritious Eating

According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating right doesn't have to be complicated. Nutritionists say there is a simple way to tell if you're eating right. Colors. Fill your... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2681

Grass Car

Please don't park your car on my grass . . . . I mean please don't park your grass on my car. It looks like the environment is fighting back. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygo read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2175

Typewriter Music

Ahhhhh, the typewriter. I wouldn't want to go back to using it or any other old office equipment, but the sound of it sure brings back memories.  My typing class in high school never sounded ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4707

Kitty Hostage

My grandson Christopher is about six.He went to the next-door neighbors fence and demanded the little girl who is about five give him his cat!!She said, "Give me a kiss first or the cat will stay... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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VIP Impression

My husband was once employed in the printing division of a large manufacturing firm. One morning, word came from the top that some visiting VIPs would be touring the plant in just a few minutes. All p... read more..