Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20952 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3983

Seen Signs

These signs might not communicate what was hoped for. On a California freeway: Fine for Littering On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2963
2 min read

Real 911 Calls

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.Dispatcher: Do you have an address?Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and sl... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2618

Fin Duck

Here's a houseboat to rent if you want to be as happy as a duck in water on your next vacation.   (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ?> &nbs read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2224

Cybersalt Home Page

Please note, this content is solely for testing purposes as we prepare to move this site to a new server. - Pastor Tim   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4954

Good Old Dave

Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing.  You're just like Dave." "Who?&quo read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2681

Dining Problem

Everyone had weighed in, and our diet-workshop leader began her lecture on the week's topic - the problems of dining out. She talked about alternatives, such as requesting diet sodas and dressings, an... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3107

Anagram Fun

What do "A BEAGLES CRYPTS", "A CAR BY LEGS PEST", and "PASTAS BE CLERGY" have in common?  They are all anagrams of "CYBERSALT PAGES". Don't get read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4249

Sharon's Shampoo

Hi, pastor Tim!  This is a story of something I did to myself not too long ago. I live in a group home, and, as I'm sure you would understand, things are sometimes put out of place in read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2718

Doctor News

The doctor took his patient into his office and said, "I have some good news and some bad news."The patient said, "Give me the good news."The doctor said, "They're going to name a disease after you."... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2644

FAA Air Travel Art

Here is 24 hours of flights being tracked by the FAA. Just think of all the business trips and vacation flyers this represents - all going on while you are about your day. (adsbygoogle read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3447

Overdrawn

While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's check... read more..

Misc
Ann Jenkins
1917
2 min read

Is the Gospel Good News for you?

    It sounds random for sure. The gospel is the orignal good news. But is that how it's recieved? I was asked at my church the other day "on a scale of one to ten, how good read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4103

Cars Wars

A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a small Mini Cooper also drives up.  The haughty businessman in the back of the limousine started bragging read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3574

Talk to God Constantly

Just like the title says, followers of Jesus talk to God constantly. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060917.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6058

I've Got Shingles

A fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told h read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4158

Cave Soliciting

Mr.  Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing.  Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2985

Gym Oops

New to the United States, I was eager to meet people. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym.Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said to he... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2544

Counting Sheep

Anyone having trouble falling asleep? Just count sheep. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ?>     read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4051

Politically Correct Statements

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded anymore.  They merely hit "social speed bumps." You're not l read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3512
5 min read

The Foundation of a Good Family is Sometimes Rocky

As families go, and sometimes they go pretty fast, it is sometimes difficult to appreciate the intricate structure that makes every family successful. The structure is always there, but often time read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3031

Hospital Information

A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had arrived, Dr. Wilson said it had. I asked if it was a boy or girl and... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2990

Muffin and Cupcake Cars

Here's something to go with your coffee car. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4364

That Line Thing

If you work with someone like this, you have my condolences. One of our servers crashed.  I was watching our new system administrator trying to restore it.  He inserted a CD and neede read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2820

Card Name

A customer called the airline's reservation office to pay for his ticket with a credit card. The reservation specialist asked him,"Would you please spell the name as it appears on the card, sir?"The ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2724

Soap Experiment

I'm with Steve.  Don't blame me if you try this Ivory Soap experiment and something happens (other than what is supposed to). I don't mind mad scientists but scientists who get mad scare me!&nbs... read more..

Misc
Ann Jenkins
1938
2 min read

Who is this God guy?!

I was talking on the phone tonight to a wonderful friend with whom I'm separated by a couple thousand miles. She was talking like she knew God - you know like how you really know a person, and t read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4010
2 min read

*Food Spoilage Tests For Bachelors*

THE GAG TEST: Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night). EGGS: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2764

Money Date

Part way through his dinner date, my brother deduced the woman he was with was more interested in his money than in him. When the check came, he took out his credit card to pay the bill and was not s... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2549

Someone's Screensaver

This is pretty neat.  Someone in Florida has a web cam set up on their screen saver.  You can change the text appearing on their screen and watch it appear. Pointless? Yes. Fun? read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3829

Paying For The Damage

A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the anima read more..