Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20952 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

02 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5294

Goober Eye Pain

A goober went to the doctor complaining, "Doctor every time I drink tea my eye hurts!"After examining him, the doctor advised him, "Before drinking your tea, remove the spoon from your ... read more..

02 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4221

Swahili Gasp

A company was producing an English-language movie. In one scene, an exhausted messenger was supposed to dash in, collapse, and gasp out a vital message in Swahili. The company even found someone who k... read more..

Emotional Health - The Incarnation as Our Model to Love Others Well - Part 1

02 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3315

Emotional Health - The Incarnation as Our Model to Love Others Well - Part 1

Jesus' coming to earth as man (the incarnation) is our model for loving others well. Of course, before we can follow it as a model, we must know just what the incarnation was. Listen On... read more..

01 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2832

Next Question

In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking."Next question," announced the instructor. "How would you like to be seen by the opposite sex?"... read more..

30 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5170

2 min read

New Employee Travel Policy

Due to the budget constraints, the following policies are announced regarding employees traveling on official business. These policies are EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY:LODGING:All employees are encoura... read more..

30 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3079

Happy Birthday Elsie

I play pinochle regularly with seven other women, most of whom are 70 or older. Recently we celebrated the birthday of our oldest member by taking her out to lunch. When the waitress came to take our ... read more..

29 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4428

Enemies in the West

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we faring?" asks the king."Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging... read more..

29 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2813

Dependents

A man submitting information to his income tax preparer was asked how many dependents he had. "Sixteen," he replied.The preparer asked, "Would you mind repeating that?"The man replied, "Not if I can h... read more..

28 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4047

The Tie

A man goes into a restaurant and the waitress stops him."Sorry sir, you need to wear a tie to enter".So the man goes back to his car and looks around, but there's no necktie to be found.... read more..

28 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3124

Jumper

At the local Starbucks, a little guy exchanged words with a big bald guy and it looked like they were about to go to blows."You've got a lot of nerve for such a shrimp!" snarled the big guy."Look, you... read more..

27 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4377

Last One

A New Mom took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time. She dressed her in pink from head to toe. At the store, she placed her in the shopping cart and put her purchases ar... read more..

27 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2944

Knowing the Numbers

The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers."Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me.""Good. What comes after three.""Four," answers the boy."What comes after six?""Seven.""Ve... read more..

26 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4357

Professionalism Test

Read this out loud:This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThis is to catThis is keep catThis is a catThis is goober catThis is busy catThis is for catThis is forty catThis is seconds catNow go b... read more..

26 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2948

Lost In Jail

I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitors had 15 minutes to leave or be locked in for the three-hour prison head count. I bade my client farewell and left... read more..

25 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4341

Hearing Problems

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to ... read more..

Emotional Health - Embrace Grieving and Loss - Part 2

25 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3269

Emotional Health - Embrace Grieving and Loss - Part 2

The first phase of embracing grief and loss (paying attention to our grief) is followed by 2 other phases. Our experiencing and going through these phases is another key step to experiencing emo... read more..

24 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4824

Amish Bumper Sticker

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage with the following hand printed sign on it . . ."Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on oats and grass. C... read more..

24 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3499

Flight Fear

Our co-worker kept trying to get her mother to fly out for a visit. "No way am I getting on an airplane," was the inevitable answer."Look, Mom, when it's your time to go, it doesn't matter if you're o... read more..

23 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4152

Three Chairs

A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the golf course and invites them to come to his church some Sunday. Not too many weeks thereafter and just as services are starting, they show... read more..

23 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2896

Oriskany Falls

The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so she'd pipe up, "Have we reached Oriskany Falls yet, sonny?""No, lady, not yet. I'll let you know," he replied, t... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4254

Department Baseball

An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company.The support staff whipped the marketing department soundly.To show just "how" the mark... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2819

What is This?

A Rabbi, a Priest and a Salvation Army pastor walk into a bar.The bartender says to them, "What is this - a joke?"... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4217

Happy Birthday Ten Again

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme ... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3002

Ten Minute Wait

I called to make airline reservations and was put on hold. After several minutes of taped music, a recorded voice came on:"If you have been waiting longer than ten minutes, you may press eight. This w... read more..

20 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6772

Altar Call

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.For... read more..

20 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

19342

High Blood Pressure

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."120," the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out he... read more..

20 Jun

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3005

2 min read

Support Voicemail

Cybersalt's online support voicemail is handled by Skype and the wonderful program SkyLook.Skylook marries Skype and Microsoft Outlook - providing an answering machine for Skype AND the op read more..

19 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5299

Wacky Definitions

Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.Karaoke: A Japanese word mean... read more..

19 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4331

Famous Last Words

* Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.* Step back a bit, I can't get you in the picture.* Don't worry, it's not used any more.* Listen, I'm taking a course in chemistry, I know what I'm doing.* read more..

"Wait Til Your Father Gets Home!" Memories Of Dad

19 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

12382

5 min read

"Wait Til Your Father Gets Home!" Memories Of Dad

What triggers old memories? I’m not sure what the answer to that question is but recently I had the shock of my life. And at my age, I don’t have too many shocks left.The shock came one da... read more..

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