Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20952 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

18 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4575

Signs The Car You Bought Is A Lemon

1. As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic smile and high-five the salesman.2. You notice that the car phone they threw in "for free" has a dire read more..

Emotional Health - Embrace Grieving and Loss - Part 1

18 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3686

Emotional Health - Embrace Grieving and Loss - Part 1

If grief and loss were oil, gas would be free in this world. But they aren't. Just the same, mishandled grief can exact an emotional price on our life that makes gas look cheap. Only by embracing ... read more..

17 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4377

As Long As We Are One

My grandson was telling me that he and his three playmates attended different churches.Then he added, "It really doesn't matter if we go to different churches, does it, Grandma, as long as we... read more..

17 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3385

2 min read

The Foot Rule

There is a formula for figuring out how bed space is allocated. It is called the "Foot Rule". You start by determining the total number of feet (as in those at the end of the legs, not the kind made u... read more..

16 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6067

Possessed Computer?

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reac... read more..

16 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3197

Dressing Down

When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down. One of those days I donned a sweatshirt and slacks.A student came in, and hi... read more..

16 Jun

Misc

2379

God's Love

Fear

Here is a gem that I read just recently: You are worried and fretful...but you have forgotten that Christ is in your boat...asleep, maybe....BUT wake Him up! read more..

16 Jun

Misc

2110

There is a Bridge

THERE IS A BRIDGE.........................One writer tells of a bridge over which God comes to us and over which we travel to God. It is called Charity. If there is no love...and ... read more..

15 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3961

2 min read

Light Bulb List Members

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: 1,331:1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share si... read more..

15 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2817

Leak Repair

My husband's skills with do-it-yourself home repairs are at best mediocre. After spending several evenings trying to fix a leak in the bathroom, he finally admitted defeat and called a plumber, who fi... read more..

14 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3949

Kiss The Mirror Good-Bye

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with an unique problem:A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but a... read more..

13 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4505

2 min read

Pastor Jim's Bungee Jump

Pastor Jim was called to pastor a large Southern Baptist Church in San Antonio, Texas. He had been pastoring a middle sized church in Minnesota and arrived on a Monday in San Antonio. He w... read more..

13 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3047

Missing Bags

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because they were... read more..

12 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4697

Dishwashed Verse

Helping his wife wash the dishes, a minister protested, This isn't a man s job.Oh yes, it is, his wife retorted, quoting 2 Kings 21:13:I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and ... read more..

12 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2770

More Bulletin Bloopers

Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which we are thankful.The Jack and Kill Daycare is looking for someone to help part time on Saturdays.We'll kick off... read more..

11 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4344

More Strange Warnings

Here are some more strange warnings on items.On a packet of juggling balls:"This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in ... read more..

11 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5361

Mowing the Lawn

I was trying to mow the lawn before my husband got home from work, but our electric lawn mower refused to cooperate. It would run fine for a few seconds, then cut off, run again, cut off. Finally, I g... read more..

Emotional Health - Receive the Gift of Limits - Part 2

11 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3186

Emotional Health - Receive the Gift of Limits - Part 2

Knowing what God doesn't have planned for us is key to understanding what He does have for us. The limits we have in life, therefore, are gifts from God that we can receive with true thanksg... read more..

10 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4619

You Know You Are From Arizona When

You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.You can endure 110 degrees without fainting.You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.You can make instant sun tea.You learn that a seat belt make... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4975

Goober 911

Q: Why can't goobers dial 911?A: They can't find the "11" on the phone!... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10422

Leaky Roof

Mr. Gable had a leak in the roof over his dining room, so he called a repairman to take a look at it. "When did you first notice the leak?" the repairman inquired.Mr. Gable scowled. "Last night, when ... read more..

08 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3926

Who's The Expert?

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning... read more..

08 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3069

Not as Bad as They Say

Thanks to my good, Texan friend Walter Smith for this one.Chuck was sitting in an airplane when another fellow took a seat Beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck...pale, hands shaking, Biting h... read more..

Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 Years To Learn

07 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4113

Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 Years To Learn

1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.2. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant u read more..

07 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3498

Delete Button

Unfortunately, we humans do not come equipped with delete buttons for our mouths.My friend and his rock band were playing a concert at the local psychiatric hospital where he worked as a musical thera... read more..

Introducing My New "Bait And Switch" Diet Plan

06 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4712

5 min read

Introducing My New "Bait And Switch" Diet Plan

According to my conclusion, following years of reflection, only three kinds of people populate our world: those on a diet, those coming off a diet and those soon to begin a diet. Everyone falls into read more..

06 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4583

Boys In Hospital

The two young boys were discussing their ailments together in the children's ward."Are you medical or surgical?" asked the first, who had been in the ward for a week."I don't kn... read more..

06 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3031

Pig Call

A church secretary takes a call. The caller says ,"Is the head hog at the trough there?"The secretary says, "Please Sir, do not refer to our pastor as the head hog at the trough. That is very insultin... read more..

06 Jun

Misc

2334

Jury Duty Visiting

Had jury duty Mon. As luck would have it, I sat next to young woman who attends the xxxChurch. I asked her to tell me about her church and the other satelite churches. She said they had "the most awes... read more..

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