Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20952 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

05 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4123

It Might Be Cleaner

After trying for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled, "GET THIS ROOM CLEAN NOW, BEFORE I HAVE A COW!!!"My youngest daughter (3 years old) looked at me with a... read more..

05 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3513

Glass Honesty

As the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses."I really only need mine for close reading," explained the first.Remarked the second, "I only use mine when the light is bad."The th... read more..

04 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

12129

Smile For the DMV

When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license.He inspe... read more..

Emotional Health - Receive the Gift of Limits - Part 1

04 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3129

Emotional Health - Receive the Gift of Limits - Part 1

Even Jesus, who could do anything, did not do everything. He is our example of how to receive God's gift of limits in life.(A few tiny parts of this recording are a bit garbled due to a reco... read more..

03 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4545

2 min read

No Ears, One Question

Jack Summers is a constructor at a building site. One day on the site there is a massive accident and Jack has both of his ears cut off. Jack goes through a time of deep depression, but thanks to th... read more..

03 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4018

Lost

Steve took his new wife camping for the first time. At every opportunity, he passed along outdoor-survival lore.One day they got lost hiking in the deep woods. Steve tried the usual tactics to determi... read more..

02 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4486

No Pets Allowed

Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let'... read more..

02 Jun

Misc

2551

2 min read

Pastor on the Big Screen

My son visited a satellite church in Plano. He said he didn't know what a satellite church was but presumed that it was a smaller church planted by the larger church in Grapevine. He said he fully... read more..

01 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4338

GOLF, n.

[1] a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.[2] a game of opposites - the world's slowest people are ahead of you, and the fastest are behind.[3] a... read more..

01 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3663

Never Too Old

Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me but to be perfectly honest, ... read more..

01 Jun

Misc

Cameron Grey

2252

Favorite quote

You're born. You suffer. You dieFortunately, there's a loophole.~Billy Graham~... read more..

31 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4600

Texas Vacation

A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. "It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas," the friend observed. "But didn't you tell me you were plan... read more..

31 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2856

Yard Sale Anger

A lady was taking her time browsing through everything at a yard sale and said to the homeowner, "My husband is going to be very angry when he finds out I stopped at a yard sale.""I'm sure he'll under... read more..

30 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4307

She Was Such A Goober

She was such a goober. . ... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.. she tripped over a cordless phone.. she told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".. they ... read more..

30 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3226

Kidnapped

Most Friday nights at the Naval Station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officers club after work. One Friday, Rick, a newly married ensign, insisted he had to leave at 6 p.m. We all tried to talk... read more..

30 May

Misc

author

2314

a lamb's blog

Lambs. Innocent. Vulnerable. And said to be babies of the dumbest of all God's creatures: sheep. Perhaps we really mean next to men (and women). The lamb might do well without the wolf, and ... read more..

29 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5055

Putting the Cat Out

A couple is going out for an evening on the town.When they are almost ready to go, the wife tells her husband not to forget to put out the cat. However, after a Taxi arrives and as they go out t... read more..

28 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4209

Rapid Promotion

The boss called one of his employees into the office."Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promot... read more..

Emotional Health - Live in Brokenness and Vulnerability - Part 2

28 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3423

Emotional Health - Live in Brokenness and Vulnerability - Part 2

The Prodigal son is a poor example of many things, but he did learn to live in brokenness and vulnerability and that makes him a great example for us to live our lives by. Listen Online: {audio}podcas... read more..

27 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4037

Rookie Landing

As the passengers settled in on a West Coast commuter flight a flight attendant announced, "We'd like you folks to help us welcome our new co-pilot. He'll be performing his first co... read more..

27 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3262

Dignified Exit

One evening, two girlfriends and I went to a nightclub, only to find the place packed with young people. At 40, we felt old, but before we could make a dignified exit, a tall, handsome man approached ... read more..

26 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5078

Beware of Dog

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the door glass.Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the flo... read more..

26 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3247

3 min read

Bank Arrangements

Who knows if this is true. Just the same, it's funny!I am told that a 98-year-old woman wrote this to her bank, and the bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Tim... read more..

25 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4842

Goober Interview

The executive was interviewing a goober for a position in his company.He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or ... read more..

25 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6985

Toucan Yell

Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The creature was black, with a huge and striking red-and-gold beak. "Hey, look! A toucan!" I yelled."Toucan nothin',... read more..

25 May

Joshua Goodling

6203

6 min read

The Love of God at Work

You may have heard of Jim Elliot, who went to Equador to take the Gospel to the Auca tribe. This tribe was described as one of the most dangerous tribes in the jungles of Equador. In fact the homici... read more..

24 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4743

Daaaad!

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:"Da-ad...""What?""I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had yo... read more..

24 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2909

Surgical Tools

To address an emergency call a doctor came to see a rich patient at his home, who was screaming with extreme stomach pain and was surrounded by many anxious relatives. The Doctor kicked all the relati... read more..

23 May

Shirley Choat

2694

Good Morning 5-24

Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your LORD will come. Matt 24:42 Christ's second coming will be swift and sudden. There will be no opportunity for last-m read more..

23 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3211

Shakespearean in Dallas

A kid and his mom were walking on the sidewalk in Dallas. The kid, being 100% Texan, upon seeing some cowboys, said, "Hey Maw, look at them thar men with them thar bowed laigs."She said that if he did... read more..

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