Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20952 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

22 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4497

Work Virus

There is a new virus going around, called "work". If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN I... read more..

22 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4842

Esther Cohen had three very active boys. One summer evening she was playing cops and robbers in the back yard after dinner. One of the boys "shot" his mother and yelled, "Bang! You're dead.” She slump... read more..

22 May

Dr. Harold McNabb

10211

9 min read

The Most Powerful Force on Earth

Research psychologists have found there are at least three situations when we are not ourselves. First, the average person puts on airs when he visits the lobby of a fancy hotel. Next, the typical Jan... read more..

21 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4625

Diet Additive

During one of our weekly weight-loss classes, the group leader was extolling the merits of the program's prepared-food products.She raved about the rich, delicious flavor of the imitation chocolat... read more..

Emotional Health - Live in Brokenness and Vulnerability - Part 1

21 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3640

Emotional Health - Live in Brokenness and Vulnerability - Part 1

Many people think emotional health is evidenced by strength and the absence of weak moments. However, we can never be emotionally healthy (and spiritually mature) until we learn to live in broke... read more..

20 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5433

10 Most Wanted

Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most W... read more..

20 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2775

Rank Explanation

My brother Ken was home on leave from his post in Hawaii, when he announced that he had just been promoted to lieutenant commander. We were all pleased with the news, but some of us less knowledgeable... read more..

It?s A Bird, It?s A Plane ? Ouch, It?s My Brother

19 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4666

5 min read

It?s A Bird, It?s A Plane ? Ouch, It?s My Brother

A favorite pastime of mine is channel surfing. With sleep not coming one night last week, I found myself indulging in this amusement. Without any warning, I stumbled onto a real treasure, which roused... read more..

19 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4309

Laws of Life

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.* Kauffman's Parad read more..

A Reponse to the Da Vinci Code - Decode 'n Debate ... The New Jesus

18 May

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4688

5 min read

A Reponse to the Da Vinci Code - Decode 'n Debate ... The New Jesus

"There's a new Jesus," I told my husband today. "The Promise," a popular Branson, MO, Christian musicale, after a brief interlude, has returned to the stage, and the former, Je read more..

18 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3010

Car Warning

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.After she insisted, he finally... read more..

17 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4899

2 min read

Aging

~ Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.~ There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory.I forg... read more..

16 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4571

2 min read

Deep Thoughts

From an actual newspaper contest where entrants ages 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey."I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don... read more..

15 May

Dr. Harold McNabb

6888

11 min read

God's Family Plan

The dishes, garbage, and dirty laundry would pile up for days when Cat and Harlan Barnard's teenage children refused to do their chores. So the Barnards—of Enterprise, Florida—went on ... read more..

15 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4729

Cats

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.""In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.""As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.""One cat just read more..

15 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2929

Money Worries

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. He was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a three-man business."I need someone with an accounting degree,... read more..

Emotional Health - Break the Power of the Past

14 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3413

Emotional Health - Break the Power of the Past

Our family of origin and significant events in our past are the primary realities that affect our emotions and feelings today. If we don't understand this about ourselves we are doomed to re... read more..

13 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4121

Miscellaneous Ponderings

A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.On my desk, I have a work station... GO FIGURE!If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?I believe five... read more..

Mom's Cooking Was Nothing To Write Home About

13 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4247

5 min read

Mom's Cooking Was Nothing To Write Home About

With all the ballyhoo today around diet and nutrition it amazes me, as I look back, how I ever survived my mother’s culinary endeavors. According to modern nutritional experts, she did everythin... read more..

13 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3151

3 min read

Elementary Motherhood

Following are answers given by elementary school-age children to the given questions: Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Scotch Tape is.2. Think about it. It was the b... read more..

12 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4222

2 min read

Cruising

These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1. (For this one, you have to know that it's really easy to get lost in the maze of corridors and elevators on a ship.) A lady ... read more..

11 May

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

5202

3 min read

Mothers Can Only Do So Much!

Mother? Oh, Mother? How many times have you heard those words? Often times they are reeking with excitement, or perhaps fear or anguish! I can remember rushing to the aid of my children, when I heard ... read more..

11 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3987

Inspiring Music

A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.Therefore, he was annoyed to... read more..

11 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2690

You Know You Are a Geek When

You know you are a geek when . . .You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."You get bittersweet nostalgic feelings about your long-lost Commodore 64 (or Sinclair ZX-81, TRS-80, etc.) a... read more..

10 May

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

8534

16 min read

Was Jesus Worshipped?

I want to speak about a topic that was introduced a few weeks back by a couple of different callers who were contesting the deity of Jesus and whether or not the New Testament actually taught that. On... read more..

10 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4689

Dial A Prayer Twist

They have a Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You can call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.... read more..

10 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3139

Garage Wow

There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six years old. Something of his had found its way into my garage, he said, and he wanted it back.Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two ad... read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4139

Lost Balloon

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts:"Excuse me, can you tell me where ... read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3044

Traffic Laughs

* Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire without losing your place in line.* All across the country rush hour traffic is bumper to bumper. The next thing they'll be selling is ant read more..

08 May

Wonders of Creation

5996

4 min read

Organic Molecules

What is an "organic molecule?" When scientists announce that they have found one, the impression that a layperson gets is that this molecule can, like magic, suddenly produce life! It ... read more..

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