Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20952 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

08 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4228

Shoe Repair

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old.&nbs... read more..

08 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2879

Milk Switch

To help a friend lose weight, I told her that she should switch to lower-fat foods, including skim milk. When she said her family would drink only whole milk, I suggested that she keep their regular c... read more..

07 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4141

Forgotten Watch

A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for two hours.Finally, he realizes what he is doing and says, "I'm sorry I talked so long. I le... read more..

07 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3450

Generational Punishment

Do you feel doomed spiritually because of what one of your ancestors did to displease God? Some people say that God curses families for up to 3 or 4 generations when someone has sinned, but... read more..

06 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3667

12 Step Web Addicts Recovery Program

1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.3) I will get dresse read more..

06 May

Rev. Spence Laycock

6054

8 min read

Getting Past the Resurrection

How forgetful are you? Have you ever forgotten birthdays, doctors appointments, the keys that smiled at you from the ignition of a locked car. I remember hearing a story about a fellow whose wife call... read more..

06 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2818

People and Mistakes

People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes.People who do less work... make fewer mistakes.People who do no work... make no mistakes.People who make no mistakes... get promoted.That's why I sp... read more..

05 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4228

Strawberry Fertilizer

A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?""Fertilizer,&qu... read more..

05 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4169

5 min read

Aging Does Have Its Many Rewards

One day last week while draining my morning cup of coffee for the sixth n or was it the seventh n time, I can’t remember, a thought struck me. It has been such a long time since a thought has struck m... read more..

05 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3024

Thai This For a Change

An elderly couple, Marty and Helen, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant. While looking at the menu, Helen noticed her husband looking at the vegetarian section of the menu. "What w... read more..

04 May

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

5601

5 min read

An Invitation

I received an invitation in the mail yesterday. It's one of the home-made kind, with a border of stamped flowers around the edge. The card is really just a courtesy since I have been asked to read more..

04 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4907

The Verge

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' Mother's name?"One child answered, "Mary."The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' Father's nam... read more..

04 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3288

Clergy Crowd Control

A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.... read more..

03 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4691

$100 Coffee

A street person approached a passer-by and said, "Sir, would you give me $100 for a cup of coffee?" "That's ridiculous! Do you think anyone would really pay that much for a cup of coffee?" said... read more..

02 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4109

Ploughing at Night

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to g... read more..

02 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2755

Johnny Hollers

Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out, "Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny Elvis Smith, have on this date made a complete fool of... read more..

01 May

Wonders of Creation

4758

5 min read

The Day After Tomorrow

'The Day After Tomorrow' movie is a highly entertaining collection of disasters, and its visual effects are a roller coaster ride of ruin and mayhem. One reviewer thought the movie might have read more..

01 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4061

What It Means

Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home, because he was performing an appendectomy."My,"... read more..

01 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2857

Clergy Golf

Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, my brother and three other priests swapped their clerical garb for polos and khakis and time out on the golf course. After several really horrible shots, t... read more..

30 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4781

Tip Revenge

A man finds his seat in the theater, but it's too far from the stage. He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, an... read more..

Emotional Health - Look Beneath the Surface

30 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3522

Emotional Health - Look Beneath the Surface

If we are ever going to find emotional health and achieve spiritual maturity, we are going to have to begin by looking beneath the surface of our life. But, is it safe to do that? Is the p... read more..

29 Apr

Rev. Spence Laycock

5842

8 min read

Good News

It was during the dark winter of 1864, Petersburg , Virginia , the Confederate army of Robert E. Lee faced the Union divisions of General Ulysses S. Grant. The war was now three and a half years old a... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4512

Mom's Time Out

My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father stepped up behind her."Would you like to go out, girl?" he asked.Not e... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2865

Car Privileges

David and Bernice had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get th... read more..

Hey, Mama, Hey, World...He Still Hears and Answers Prayer!

28 Apr

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4754

4 min read

Hey, Mama, Hey, World...He Still Hears and Answers Prayer!

"Mama"--a universal word that fits us all--whether you're a mom or not, you HAVE a mom and you HAVE a need - so sit up and listen to a contemporary testimony to God's wonderful power read more..

28 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4102

What Is That?

A young man who left his home in Texas at an early age, finally purchased his own ranch in Oklahoma. He invited his father out for a visit, and took him on a tour of the property.Driving along i... read more..

28 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3096

Lost Ball

My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18 holes.Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came upon a golf club that an irate play... read more..

28 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3868

5 min read

It Became An All-Night Serenade Crusade

I’m at the age when sleep, especially during the night, is a very fragile commodity. The least little noise arouses my body to full consciousness. I say my body, because I’m not sure my br... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4861

Late For Sunday School

A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.The boy replied no, that he was going fishing but his dad told him th... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3318

Mule Solution

A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three sons. The instructions left in the will said that the oldest boy was to get one-half, the second oldest one-third, and the youngest one-nin... read more..

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