Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20952 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

14 Apr

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4084

3 min read

Abridged Version

I just showed a video to my grade four class called The Easter Story. It was a cartoon version, abridged and modified for a young audience. I almost showed them a clip from the Jesus video which is mu... read more..

14 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4211

What Am I?

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, an... read more..

14 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2624

Expecting

"How does Jamie like being pregnant?" Danny asked his friend Ryan."Oh, she's not pregnant," Ryan replied, "she's expecting.""What's the difference?" Danny pressed."Well, Ryan explained, "She's expecti read more..

13 Apr

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4765

3 min read

T.G.I.F. (Easter version)

"T.G.I.F.," under normal circumstances, means "Thank God, it's Friday!" - we smile, relax and look forward to a much-needed weekend break. Well, today is Friday, but it is no & read more..

13 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4322

Dough Boy Drive By

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really from the Associated Press) Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.Several people notic... read more..

12 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4059

5 min read

It Was Lights Out At The Old Ballgame

Someone yelling, "Let’s play ball," officially announces spring. Springtime and baseball seem to go together, as if God created springtime just for the national pastime.Something about... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9528

Jonah Test

A little girl was observed by her pastor standing outside the pre-school Sunday School classroom between Sunday School and worship, waiting for her parents to come and pick her up for "big church." Th... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5229

Q & A

Q. Why did Freud cross the road?A. Hmm, and when did you first notice this interest in roads?... read more..

What in the world was Jesus thinking about!?

11 Apr

Dr. Harold McNabb

5405

12 min read

What in the world was Jesus thinking about!?

The next day the great crowd that had come for the Feast heard that Jesus was on his way to Jerusalem. They took palm branches and went out to meet him, shouting, “Hosanna! Blessed is he w... read more..

11 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4398

Read Carefully

My family physician told me of an incident that actually happened to him back in the early days of his practice. He said a woman brought her baby to see him, and he determined right away that the bab... read more..

11 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9951

Free Will

A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and the pastor tried to put him at e... read more..

10 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4714

How To Interpret Employment Ads

"Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to train you. "Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expe read more..

10 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3366

Not Likely

In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking."Next question," announced the instructor. "How would you like to be seen by the opposite sex?"... read more..

09 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4366

Dish Shopping

When visiting her family in Los Angeles, a woman decided to explore a trendy shopping area. After window-shopping, she entered a store with unique table displays. Each table was laid out... read more..

09 Apr

Joshua Goodling

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4 min read

They Just Don't Get It!

Recently in the news, I've seen several stories about people saying stuff like; "New Found Manuscript Shed's Light On Jesus Life". In one such news stories, the guy who had just publ... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4260

Quick Thinking Clerk

There is a story about a new clerk in a supermarket. A customer asked him if she could buy half a grapefruit. Not knowing what to do, he excused himself to ask the manager. "Some nut out ... read more..

08 Apr

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

7424

4 min read

More Than Sixty Dollars

My family and I watch TV the old fashion way - for free. Yes, thanks to the marvel of decades old hardware known as an antenna and rotor atop an old ship's mast, we enjoy 10 or 11 channels of free... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2855

Parking Solution

A pastor of a two-church parish had to drive every Sunday morning about 4 miles from the 9:30 service at one church to the 11 o'clock at the other. He would often find the parking lot of the second ch... read more..

07 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4503

Melanie is Watching

One day while driving with my then 4 year old daughter Melanie, I beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at me for an explanation. I said "I did that by accident." She replied "I ... read more..

07 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2842

Rest Home Trial

Aunt Mary, a spinster of 92, had finally consented to go to a rest home, but strictly on a two-week-trial basis. Consequently, she took a small overnight case with only the bare essentials.A couple of... read more..

What to Wear When There's Nothing to Wear!?!

06 Apr

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

5094

3 min read

What to Wear When There's Nothing to Wear!?!

"I haven't got a thing to wear!" If you own a teen daughter, you've heard it! If you own a teen son--forget it...fun's more important! AND fun it was for the crowd who watc read more..

06 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4219

1 min read

Green Side Up

A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the livin... read more..

06 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3285

Bull Healing

A farmer asked his vet to come out to check on his favorite bull who wasn't doing well at all. After checking the bull's vital signs, the vet reached in his black bag and pulled out a rather large pil... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4750

Escaped Puppy

I live across the street from a church. When my wife's puppy escaped from the back yard we went looking for it. She went off in the car and I started to walk around the church calling ... read more..

SETI - Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence Institute

05 Apr

Wonders of Creation

4558

4 min read

SETI - Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence Institute

What if it really happened? What if an intelligent signal was received from space, and verified as a genuine signal from another intelligent race of creatures? What if there was absolutely no mistake ... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2864

Cake Disaster

Many years ago my just married young cousin moved into an upstairs apartment and invited some of her women friends over for the evening. She put out snacks and then came out with a cake that looked li... read more..

04 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4550

Skinny Lumberjack

A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the ... read more..

04 Apr

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

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6 min read

More Than An Angel

Do you believe in angels?I believe I have a guardian angel--several, perhaps. I also believe angels have visited this planet, repeatedly.Two millennia ago, the largest known visitation of angels to ea... read more..

04 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2691

Romantic Switch

Although he had packed his bag for a business trip the night before, my husband planned to come home from the office before leaving. That afternoon he called to say the meeting had been canceled and o... read more..

Setting Your Mind On Things Above? Part IV

03 Apr

Rev. Spence Laycock

4253

8 min read

Setting Your Mind On Things Above? Part IV

We have looked at the four Biblical views of heaven; Eden ; Hades; the Intermediate Heaven; the New Heaven and New Earth. We recognized that heaven is secured by the resurrection of Jesus Christ that ... read more..

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