Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20950 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3839

Bump Start

About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give... read more..

02 Apr

Wonders of Creation

4533

4 min read

Erosion

Not long ago some scientific papers were published on the rates at which soils were being carried away by erosion. The final tally, after all the different measurements were taken, was that, at presen... read more..

02 Apr

Dr. Harold McNabb

4811

6 min read

A New Covenant

Writer and preacher, Stuart Briscoe tells of a time he was in Scotland:I was in Edinburgh about a year ago speaking at Charlotte Chapel, and a delightful young lady gave her testimony. She had come ba... read more..

02 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3336

True Confessions

Don't be fooled about what confession really is. To share Jesus with others and help them find him, we need to have a firm grasp about what makes a true confession in God's eyes.Listen Online:... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5772

Liberal Headlines

If Biblical Headlines were written by Today's Liberal Media------------------------------------------- On Red Sea crossing: WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKEPursuing Environmentalists Killed O... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2961

How Can Any Student Pass?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days. Typical academic year for a student:1. Sundays - 52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.Days left 313.2... read more..

The Origins Of Spring-Cleaning, Or Along Came Eve

01 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4210

5 min read

The Origins Of Spring-Cleaning, Or Along Came Eve

I always know when April makes its yearly debut without consulting the calendar because my wife usually says, "Let’s clean out the garage today." Trust me on this one, it is no April f... read more..

31 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4201

Efficient Breakfast

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience. "I watched my wife's ro... read more..

30 Mar

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

5007

3 min read

So, Who's Fool Are You?

One of my late preacher-dad's favorite stories was about a New Yorker who walked the streets of the city wearing a "sandwich board." As people passed him, they read, "I am a fool fo... read more..

30 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4336

Lost Snack

Wedding Album

At a wedding I recently attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember the faithful dead...As the church grew quiet, a little boy sitting in front of me turned to his father and said ... read more..

30 Mar

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4712

4 min read

Tragedy Upon Tragedy

I just watched the film Capote, a story about a writer who became obsessed with a tragic murder. The film details his journey as he goes to the community where the murders were committed, becomes frie... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

27362

Pastors' Good News/Bad News

Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current. Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card.Bad News: The vote passed b... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4015

Computer Error

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.As he... read more..

28 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4897

There's Teacher

The children had all been photographed for school pictures, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you... read more..

Top 10 Signs that you company is planning to lay you off.

28 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3191

Top 10 Signs that you company is planning to lay you off.

10. You frequently overhear the CEO mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-You"9. The guys from the mailroom see you, and their first response is "Oh, are you still here.".8. The guy from HR keeps asking when ca read more..

27 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4504

Keep Your Seat

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal societ... read more..

27 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3080

Are You a Policeman?

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why are you in uniform?""Today is my day off."... read more..

27 Mar

Wonders of Creation

3839

4 min read

Fraudsters Within

Someone ought to write a book called 'In The Name Of Science - Fraudsters Within' because quite a few pronouncements made in the name of science have been accepted as true, but soon after have... read more..

26 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9516

The Good Old Days

Grandpa and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about "the good old days," when Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Honey, do you remember when w... read more..

26 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3712

Faith

Understanding the true nature of faith that God accepts is key for us to be able to share Jesus with others.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060326.mp3{/audio}... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4673

Exam By Chance

A young student reports for a final examination that consists of only true/false type statements. The student takes a seat in the hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, removes a... read more..

25 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5713

5 min read

A Silent Night ? Not At My House

People say, as they get older their hearing is not what it used to be. I have found this to be true for myself. The older I get, and I plan to get as old as I can, the more I hear noises in the middle... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8416

Boat Compromise

My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one anyway. "I'll tell you what," he told her, "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you name the boat?" Being a go... read more..

24 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

12199

Tonsils

A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate, "I'll be gone for a while. I have to have surgery." On the day he was admitted his mother as... read more..

24 Mar

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

5080

4 min read

Hard Questions

It seemed fitting that the sky hung heavy and low. It seemed right that the wind was bitter, howling with the fierce shriek of winter around a tiny country cemetery. There was a very small hole in the... read more..

24 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3592

Freeway Repair

An off-ramp of a freeway in Long Beach, CA, has been torn up for years.Recently, someone put up a handmade sign reading,"Scientists tell us that the sun will burn out in one and a half billion years. ... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5252

In Need of Prayer

A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to pray for his mother who had been very ill with the flu. The pastor knew the family and was aware they had been... read more..

Setting Your Mind on the Things Above III

23 Mar

Rev. Spence Laycock

4156

9 min read

Setting Your Mind on the Things Above III

We’ve been talking about heaven over the last weeks and I’d like to continue that today as we take a moment to look at some difficult verses of Scripture in 2 Peter 3. What we are about to... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3392

Vacuum Repair

My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home-repair project.For example, in her garage are pieces of a lawn mower she once tried to fix. So I wasn't surprised the day my ot... read more..

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