Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20950 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

12 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3123

The World's Problem

We live in a world where everyone faces the same problem. Helping others see this is the beginning point of sharing Jesus with them.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060312.mp3{/audio}... read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4980

2 min read

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real life Dilbert-type managers.Here are the finalists:1. "As of tomorrow, employees will... read more..

10 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5549

Funny Police Quotes

Funny Police Quotes "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.""So, you don't know how fast you were goin... read more..

09 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4291

Bullets

09 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3558

Bank Enunciation

Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly. I've had Novocain.""You should have used the d... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4733

President Who?

08 Mar

Dr. Harold McNabb

4829

6 min read

It's All About Repentance

For Christ died for sins once for all, the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to God. He was put to death in the body but made alive by the Spirit1 Peter 3:18John Muir, famous explorer and na... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3030

Whisper Shock

When my older brother was very young, he always walked up to the church altar with my mother when she took communion.On one occasion, he tugged at her arm and asked, "What does the priest say when he ... read more..

07 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4732

Brain Transplant

07 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2904

You've Got Bottle

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottl... read more..

06 Mar

Wonders of Creation

5077

4 min read

Wonders of Creation - DNA Differences

A heading to an article in the New Scientist magazine reads, 'dNA shows how different we are.? It went on to say, ?Humans and their closest relatives, chimpanzees, may be more different than geneticis... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5091

Busy Doctors

06 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3043

Redecorating Help

A young woman decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her friend next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms wer... read more..

05 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4744

Mom's Clarinet

My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it."Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet.""How come?" I asked."Well," he answere... read more..

05 Mar

Rev. Spence Laycock

4083

9 min read

Setting Your Mind on Things Above

In the early 1400's Spain controlled both sides of the narrowest part of the Strait of Gibraltar , where the two land masses of Africa and Europe almost meet. The two large and rocky land points on ei... read more..

05 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3437

Unnecessary Offense

Offending others by how you share the Good News of Jesus is not the same as their being offended by the Good News of Jesus.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060305.mp3{/audio}... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4566

Bible Confusion

The little girl was sitting with her grandmother, who had presented her with her first little children's Bible, in an easy-to-read translation, when she was very young. Now, a decade or so later, the... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2890

Roughhousing

A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Granger, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed ... read more..

03 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3932

5 min read

Dead-to-the-World Man Walking

One morning this week, I woke up with a black eye. How I got it still baffles me. I have my suspicions, of course, but some things are better left to themselves no matter how lonely they may get. In g... read more..

03 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4306

Goober Coffee Maker

The newlywed Goober went to the store to ask how to operate the new coffeemaker received as a wedding gift. The salesman carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the tim... read more..

03 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3089

Things Overheard on Noah's Ark

10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?"9. "Hey, there are more than two flies in here!"8. "Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?"7. "OK, who's the wise-guy who brou read more..

02 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4176

Amazed dentist

"Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good Grief!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen -- the biggest cavity I've ever seen." read more..

02 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2928

Refined Shopping

A very refined young man comes to a small food shop and sees fruit. "Give me two kilograms of oranges and wrap every orange up in a separate piece of paper, please," he says to the saleswoman. She doe... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4599

Hair Mission

In dire need of a beauty make-over, I went to my salon with a fashion magazine photo of a gorgeous, young, lustrous-haired model. I showed the stylist the trendy new cut I wanted and settled into the... read more..

28 Feb

Wonders of Creation

4547

4 min read

Wonders of Creation - Soft Dinosaur Tissue

In the last week of March 2005 the BBC reported that several dinosaur experts had discovered samples of what appeared to be soft tissues from a tyrannosaurus rex fossil bone. The US researchers told S... read more..

28 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4735

Golf desire

Detailed instructions on managing your subscription are included after the body of this e-mail. Near the end of a particularly trying round of golf, during which the golfer had hit numerous fat shots... read more..

28 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3323

Why Are You Here?

A man dressed as napoleon went to see a psychiatrist at the urging of his wife. "What's your problem?" the doctor asked?"I have no problem," the man replied. "I'm one of the most famous people in the ... read more..

27 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3812

Signs You are Broke

SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.3. You're formulating a plan to rob the fo... read more..

27 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3240

House Calls

A pipe burst in a doctor's house, and he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.The doctor exc... read more..

26 Feb

Rev. Spence Laycock

4158

10 min read

The Grip of Grace

Water, it's an amazing thing. It makes up about 70% of our planet and about the same percentage in our bodies. It's needed for life, it cools us down, it cleans us, it prepares food and takes away was... read more..

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