Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20950 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

26 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4174

The End of Speeding?

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated dr... read more..

26 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3590

Who Should Evangelize?

This message answers a number of questions ? one of which is ?Is it everyone?s responsibility to evangelize or just a gifted few?? The answer, and this whole message, will challenge the status quo vie... read more..

25 Feb

Dr. Harold McNabb

4957

6 min read

Listen To Him

If you don't know by now, Canada is poised to become the North American Saudi Arabia. More specifically, the province of Alberta will take on that role with unimaginable wealth to be generated. We kno... read more..

25 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4866

Nervous Bride

Apparently this is a true story. A woman in her forties got married but was bit nervous about her honeymoon.The people in the church wanted to encourage her by sending a telegram with a verse of Scri... read more..

25 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2911

Babysitting Reference

We encouraged our 18-year-old daughter to find a job to help pay for her college education. One day she came home with five applications, and later that evening we read them. Under "Previous Employm... read more..

24 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4265

5 min read

A Page From Betty Crocker's Cookbook

Recently, while sitting in my chair drinking the last of my breakfast coffee, a thought staggered into my mind. I must confess most thoughts are quite lonely once they enter my mind, but this one had ... read more..

24 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3033

Coffee, No Cream

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberMy Goober sister is a waitress at a hotel. One morning a cust... read more..

23 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4353

Hans Olaffsen's Laundry

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans O... read more..

22 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4045

Medical Term Needed

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English w... read more..

22 Feb

Dr. Harold McNabb

4516

8 min read

What You Believe Does Matter

How good are you at sniffing out internet hoaxes, providing you are on the internet? I think I am pretty good and generally can tell fairly quickly if something is a hoax, a joke or just plain misgui... read more..

Enduring Passion Overcomes Past Misunderstandings

21 Feb

Rev. Spence Laycock

3868

7 min read

Enduring Passion Overcomes Past Misunderstandings

Joshua has just divided up the land to the twelve tribes, the people have rest from war, things look great and then comes Joshua chapter 22. This is about a five minute read, so you're going to want t... read more..

21 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2662

Salt Lake vs. Denver

I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. "Airfare to Denver is $300," said a cheery salesperson. "And what about Salt Lake Cit... read more..

20 Feb

Wonders of Creation

3856

4 min read

Wonders of Creation - Atmosphere

In 1996 12 climbers on Mount Everest suddenly died. Many theories were at first put forward to explain this unfortunate event, but none of them stacked up. The climbers were well equipped, and they to... read more..

20 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3029

Hospital Regulations

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitca... read more..

19 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4440

Little Benny

Little Benny came home from his first day of school and said, "Mommy, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers and sisters who will be coming to my school." "That's nice of her to take ... read more..

19 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5989

5 min read

True Confessions Of A Married Man

This year the Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly celebrate 35 years of marital bliss. During more than three decades of matrimonial ecstasy, I have learned many things. For example, I never kne... read more..

19 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2749

Three Important Words

At my granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. It turned out to be my husband and I. The DJ asked us, "What advice would you give to the newly-married cou... read more..

19 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3302

Salvation and Sanctification

Many of you have already heard Rev. Charles McKnight preach on occasions when Pastor Tim was away, so you will not be surprised at the encouragement this message from Charles is. Listen Onl... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4372

Under Five

A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear: "Don't pay for... read more..

18 Feb

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

5077

4 min read

Munchin' With Mary and Martha

I enjoy creative humor--and one day I found the most delightful Web site for women: "Maxed Out" by Debi Stack, Christian author and speaker (see link below). Debi, like me, is a fan of Mary and Martha... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5394

Couple Descriptions

Even mismatched couples may described kindly.1. He's a chiropractor, and she is a pain in the neck.2. He's a funny old goat, and she's a great kidder.3. He doesn't have a dollar, and she has no sense.... read more..

17 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5048

Who's the Boss?

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'... read more..

17 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2954

Chewed Out

My wife chewed me out at the company picnic a while back. "Doesn't it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times???""Not a bit," I replied. "I just tell them I'm fill... read more..

16 Feb

Wonders of Creation

5310

5 min read

Wonders of Creation - The Bible, The Koran, and Creation

Islam is a religion with many adherents, and many intelligent, educated people believe in the teachings of the Koran. In a similar way many intelligent, educated people believe in the altered Bible of... read more..

16 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3132

Some Great Malapropisms...

"I don't want anybody stepping on anyone else's thunder.""You can't pull the sheep over my eyes!""I don't mean to take the steam out of your sails, but....""I used to be as sharp as a button.""That wa read more..

Top Ten things Men Understand about Women

15 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4535

Top Ten things Men Understand about Women

1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. Just smile and pass it on! read more..

15 Feb

Rev. Spence Laycock

4232

8 min read

Election In Israel

Have you ever talked with a young couple who are engaged. They look forward to the date of their wedding with great joy and anticipation. The day draws nearer and nearer, as you talk with them they te... read more..

15 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2618

Message Break

A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the ma... read more..

14 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5358

2 min read

A Mother's Letter to Her Son

A Mother's Letter to Her Son My Dear Son: Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. You won't know the house wh... read more..

14 Feb

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4175

4 min read

Be Mine

I ripped the cellophane wrapping off the small package with delight. The cards my mother had bought that morning were perfect. They were bright red with hearts all over them and short funny sayings ap... read more..

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