Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20950 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

13 Feb

Dr. Harold McNabb

4353

8 min read

What is Love?

This is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us. And we ought to lay down our lives for our brothers 1John 3:16 How well do you know your "3:16's"? Most people know John 3:16,... read more..

12 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4176

Goober Counsellor

A goober began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of t... read more..

12 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3187

Frustration!

Ever been frustrated? Of course you have been. We all get worked up over the things that grind us down. Is there a cure for frustration or a way to avoid it? More importantly, once you... read more..

11 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4097

5 min read

A Romantic Ramble Through Life

This month the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly celebrate 35 years of what we like to call a romantic ramble through life. Thirty-five years ago this month, we became engaged and our... read more..

11 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4565

What Does That Mean?

Little Levi attended church for the first time with his buddy, Jimmy. As the pastor got up to preach, he took off his watch and laid it on the pulpit. Levi whispered, "what does that mean?" Ji... read more..

11 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2967

Collectable Receipts

An woman went to traffic violation court for speeding, lost the argument as it always happens, and paid the fine.So the police clerk issued her a receipt for her payment of fine. The lady annoyed at h... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4072

Logic Amongst the Sciences

A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into th... read more..

10 Feb

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4920

3 min read

Love, Life and a PBJ Sandwich

Happy Valentine's Day! I am dedicating this devotional to all of us who "stick it out" through the "thick and thin" of LIFE--married or single--we are blessed...! And that's where the PEANUT BUTTER ?N... read more..

09 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3875

Airline Rage

As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him. After taking off, the flight attendant comes around to serve the passengers on the plane. ... read more..

09 Feb

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4531

3 min read

A Lost Opportunity

It must have looked like this was an important prisoner. He was guarded by two hundred soldiers, seventy horsemen and two hundred spearmen. They had heard there were men who wanted him dead, so they h... read more..

09 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2959

Noise Abatement

"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement.""Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?""Sir," the radar man read more..

08 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4237

George W. meets Moses

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone table... read more..

07 Feb

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

8726

11 min read

The Problem of Evil and Suffering

When asked what questions they would like to ask God if given the opportunity, forty-four percent of Americans said they want to know, "Why is there evil or suffering in the world?" John Hick noted, "... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9031

2 min read

Ah, Newlyweds

There are never any secrets! A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each o... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2905

Mrs. Hunter Jury Duty

Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in capital punishment and didn't want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial from running its prop... read more..

06 Feb

Wonders of Creation

4702

5 min read

Wonders of Creation - Ice Layers and Tree Rings

National Radio (24th March 2005) ran a debate between David Penny an evolutionist, and Adrian Bates a creationist, in which both men were allowed a little time to present their case. Adrian went first... read more..

06 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3866

Goober Line Painter

A goober who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation a... read more..

06 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3197

Haircut Plan

I was getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the barber when would be the best time to bring in my two-year-old son.Without hesitation, the barber answered, "When he's four."... read more..

05 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4434

2 min read

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putt... read more..

Political Power and the Follower of Jesus

05 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3167

Political Power and the Follower of Jesus

Can political power help God?s kingdom grow? That?s the question answered in this sermon. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060205.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

04 Feb

Dr. Harold McNabb

4874

8 min read

Walk in The Light

The little village of Rattenberg is the smallest town in Austria, and getting smaller each year. The town has lost 20 percent of its population in the past two decades, and as of 2005 had only 440 res... read more..

04 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4680

Tendjewberrymud

Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...... Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a whil... read more..

04 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3203

Senior's Ode to Medication

A row of bottles on my shelfcaused me to analyze myself.One yellow pill I have to popGoes to my heart so it won't stop.A little white one that I takegoes to my hands so they won't shake.The blue ones ... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5269

Preacher's Donkey

A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey g... read more..

You Light Up My Life ... Or Don't Darken My Door

02 Feb

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4578

4 min read

You Light Up My Life ... Or Don't Darken My Door

The title says it all--it's either all or nothing for the Valentine lovers or ex-lovers preparing to celebrate - or un-celebrate Valentine's Day on its way to the USA. You either catch the fever and k... read more..

02 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4487

Merchant Captain

One of the world's most famous merchant captains died, having long been admired by his crew and fellow officers. They remained puzzled, however, over a strange ritual he performed daily. While at sea... read more..

01 Feb

Wonders of Creation

10518

5 min read

Wonders of Creation - Stalactites & Stalagmites

A stalactite grows downwards from the roof of a cave, and a stalagmite grows upwards from the floor. They are formed slowly, drip by drip, as dissolved calcite is brought down by water. When the water... read more..

01 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7206

Student Driver

As an instructor in driver education at Unionville-Sebewaing Area High School in Michigan, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel. One day I had three beg... read more..

01 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5287

Pain Management

My niece, pregnant with her second child, was certain she wanted an epidural for pain management during childbirth.Her doctor asked her at which stage of labor she wanted the epidural administered.Her... read more..

31 Jan

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4213

4 min read

We'll See

?We?ll see,? I said, and heard my daughter sigh. She knew what that meant, just as I knew when my mother said it to me when I was her age. It meant the answer was probably ?no.? It meant my mother did... read more..

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