Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20950 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

08 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3378

Living in the Present

The primary focus of our?identity and relationship with God should not be based on what God has done in our past, but rather on what God is speaking to us today. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060... read more..

07 Jan

Dr. Harold McNabb

4163

5 min read

Indulgences

I know that Lent is supposed to be the season of repentance and applying more discipline to our lifestyle, but New Years brings its spate of resolutions. Here are some that a friend of mine in Illinoi... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3884

Who Gets the Dog?

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hur... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2653

Second Try

Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m., I discovered that it had not been one of my wife's better days. Nothing I said or did seemed to be right.By 7 p.m. things had not changed, so I sugg... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3992

No Wonder English is So Hard to Learn

No wonder English is so hard to learn. We polish the Polish furniture.He could lead if he would get the lead out.A farm can produce produce.The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.The soldier de... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3123

Restaurant Service

The restaurant where I took my two sons for a meal was crowded with fans watching a sporting event on television.The harried waitress took our order, but more than half an hour passed with no sign of ... read more..

05 Jan

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4212

5 min read

Where in the World Are You?

Remember Waldo--the horn-rimmed glasses guy who sold books, puzzles and games as we searched the world for him? Fun for kids of all ages, to be sure! But this isn't that kind of a fun search. For when... read more..

05 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4268

Chicken on the Go (Pun Warning)

What do call a chicken on the go? Poultry in motion... read more..

04 Jan

Wonders of Creation

4545

3 min read

Wonders of Creation - Butterflies in Amber

Here is how an evolutionist reports a discovery: ?Ancient butterflies exquisitely preserved in amber hint that the winged insects evolved far earlier than previously thought. They may even have flutte... read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4798

Rules for Writers

1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.5. Avoid clich read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5726

Eye Contact

A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and bl... read more..

03 Jan

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4557

3 min read

Three Rs for 2006

My husband preached a sermon from Malachi last Sunday. It was a message for the New Year that gave us all a theme to think on as we launch into 2006. The theme consists of three admonitions (it was a ... read more..

03 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4019

Goober with a Pager

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller... read more..

03 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3137

Haircut ID

I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle I liked for myself, and I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy o... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3926

Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that peopl... read more..

02 Jan

Dr. Harold McNabb

4187

5 min read

It's About Time

By now if you are connected by email to the internet you will have received at least five Happy New Year greeting cards. That's not counting all the personal greetings if you were with other people la... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2960

Paper Walls

As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the military base where he was working.Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had ... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3600

Puzzled Border Guard

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "... read more..

01 Jan

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4442

3 min read

Ringing In The New Year

Right now, all I want to do is go to bed! I've not felt all that good this week, but had been getting better the past two days. But, over did it today, running around with my husband all day. Then, ca... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2905

Birthday-Anniversary

A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a 'birthday/anniversary card.' The clerk replied, 'We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?'The man said... read more..

31 Dec

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

5238

3 min read

Something Old . . . Something New

I'm a romanticist at heart and learned this one, as you did, years ago...a traditional bride's outfit includes "something old, something new, something borrowed and something _______--BLUE!" You remem... read more..

Reasons Why Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen

31 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3095

Reasons Why Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen

* They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, break down or run out of gas.* Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.* It is difficult to drive fast with all the fe read more..

30 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4387

Top Ten Y2K Survivalists To Do Lis

10. Apologize to neighbors about the tripwire incident...offer to replace dog. 9. Take up pork & beans skeet shooting. 8. Gather recipes for Spam, dehydrated potatoes, and crow. 7. Cancel subsc read more..

29 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4039

Charity Better than Expected

Members of the Methodist women's church circle in one Wisconsin town some years ago were disturbed because a widowed church member and her three small daughters were staying away from services. ... read more..

29 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6048

Parting Words

A pastor was leaving his area and was saying farewell to his congregation at the Church doors for the last time. He shook the hand of an elderly lady as she walked out. She said "Your successor won't ... read more..

28 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4123

Grandmother on the Stand

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Wh... read more..

28 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3039

Mouse Mom

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse yells, "BARK!" and the cat runs away."See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you... read more..

27 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4332

Goober & Cell Phone

A young man wanted to get his beautiful goober wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone.&nbsp... read more..

27 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3156

Rope Response

A young fellow just starting into cattle ranching called the old cowboy one rainy evening and said he had a cow with problems having a calf.The old cowboy got his rope, and drove thru the rain to his ... read more..

26 Dec

Wonders of Creation

3844

4 min read

Wonders of Creation - Water on Mars

Was there water on Mars, and why is it so important to know? The first of these questions can be answered with an almost certain "Yes". There is a lot of evidence which points to the conclusion that M... read more..

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