Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20950 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

26 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4572

Out of this World Restaurant (groaner)

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.... read more..

26 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3051

Waist Deep

While driving through Buffalo after a heavy snow storm, a motorist noted a cop, apparently waist deep in snow, directing traffic. Feeling sorry for him, the motorist called out "I'm sorry you have to ... read more..

25 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

11177

Goober Jokes Galore!

What do you call an eternity? Four Goobers in four cars at a four way stop. Why do Goobers have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. Three Goobers were driving to Disneyland.&n... read more..

24 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4672

Dinosaur Bones

Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?" The guard replies, "The... read more..

23 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4382

1 min read

Flying Blind

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of th... read more..

22 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4243

Goober on the Loose

Three convicts escaped from prison. They made it to the downtown of a nearby city but were confronted by a policeman. "Hey, aren't you those three escaped convicts?", asked the policeman. Thinking ... read more..

21 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4019

2 min read

Child Perspective on Retirement

A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following: "We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick ho... read more..

20 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3849

Go Easy at First

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her h... read more..

19 Dec

Dr. Harold McNabb

6172

5 min read

Love Brings Hope, Peace and Joy

"Hail, O favored one, the Lord is with you!" But she was greatly troubled at the saying, and considered in her mind what sort of greeting this might be. And the angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, M read more..

Politically Correct Statements for a New Century

19 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3897

Politically Correct Statements for a New Century

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps." You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time." Yo... read more..

19 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3668

Gift Excitement

The small girl had recently received a new watch and some perfume, which she was very excited about. Their family asked the pastor over for dinner. The girl wanted so badly to tell the pastor about he... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4219

Rabbi Schwartz Answers His Phone

"Hello is this Rabbi Schwartz?" "It is" "This is the IRS. Can you help us?" "I can." "Do you know a Sam Cohen?" "I do." "Is he a member of your congregation?" "He is." "Did he donate $10 read more..

18 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

4443

A Child Shall Lead Them

The Christmas story is not over. There is lots more to come that God has promised. {audio}podcast/sm20051218.mp3{/audio}... read more..

17 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5584

Engine Failure

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will t... read more..

Signs that the Starship Enterprise is Nearing the End of It's Warranty

17 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3314

Signs that the Starship Enterprise is Nearing the End of It's Warranty

- Impulse engines stall when used in reverse.- Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at "88".- Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays.- Rust problem in engineering causes support failure: one c read more..

16 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4068

No Frills Airlines

...they don't sell tickets, they sell chances. ...all the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out. ...before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot. ...if you kiss the wi read more..

16 Dec

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4025

3 min read

Carol of The Heart

Ever go Christmas caroling--on a BUS? I remember bundling up, climbing aboard a church bus and trailing around the town--stopping at homes, gathering on front porches, singing our hearts out to happy ... read more..

16 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3086

Natural Antibiotic

While serving as associate pastor in a church in the California gold country, I had an elderly gentlemen attend some of our Bible studies.When he missed one week, I called to see if he was alright. He... read more..

15 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4248

How to Make Life Simpler

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by hol... read more..

15 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3487

Collect Call

My mother was away all weekend at a business conference.During a break, she decided to call home collect. My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and heard a stranger's voice say, "We have a Betty... read more..

15 Dec

Joshua Goodling

5342

4 min read

A Lesson From Rudolph

First of all, I hate to have to mention the fact, but Rudolph the "Red Nosed Reindeer" is just a fictional character. I know that statement alone will be shocking to some. :-) However, I was listening... read more..

14 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4112

Goober in Snow Storm

A goober got lost in her car in a New England snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Sure enough,... read more..

14 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3267

What Don't You Have?

An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. "Doc," he says," I am so stricken. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, burning in the e... read more..

Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Computer Hacker

13 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3898

Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Computer Hacker

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.7. Se read more..

12 Dec

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

6710

7 min read

What Must We Do?

Throughout the television program, as I counseled people who called in search of spiritual help and prayed on the air with those who wanted to open their hearts to Jesus Christ, the station manager st... read more..

12 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4199

A Short History of Medicine

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."2000 BC - "Here, eat this root."1000 BC - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."1850 AD - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."1940 AD - "That potion is snak read more..

12 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2820

Cart Ads

My father is a skilled CPA who is not great at self-promotion. So when an advertising company offered to put my father's business placard in the shopping carts of a supermarket, my dad jumped at the c... read more..

11 Dec

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

5019

3 min read

The Christmas Carpenter From Nazareth

One of the "joys" of Christmas is "Toy Assembly 101." Late Christmas Eve, you take "it" out of the box--whatever "it" is--read the so-called simple instructions ALWAYS including the magic words, "No a... read more..

11 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

4824

A Holiday Tradition - Christmas Hate

Christmas, the true story of God's love come to us in the flesh, is also a time that many people hate. What is the solution for what we hate about Christmas? You will find the answer t... read more..

10 Dec

Dr. Harold McNabb

4039

7 min read

Let's Celebrate With Joy

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hear the fist sermon Jesus preached? We heard part of it when Isaiah 61 was read this morning. In Luke's gospel, shortly after His baptism, Jesus goes t... read more..

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