Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20950 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

10 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4053

The Vending Machine

A goober named Laura is at a local zoo and comes across a vending machine, which she has never seen before. She sees the slot for money, gets money out of her purse, puts $.65 into the machine, and pu... read more..

10 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2801

Lobster Pets

After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.The fisherman says to... read more..

09 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3961

5 min read

"Pepsi" Is The Same In Any Language

Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly enjoyed a trip to Asia. Thailand was our destination and adventure was our disposition. We thrilled with many new experiences on our ex... read more..

09 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2827

Soup Solution

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Waiter: Don't worry, sir. The frog should surface any moment now.... read more..

09 Dec

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4283

8 min read

Missing Christmas

Sulking and soaking. For me, the two always go together. I know when I'm not fit to be around people, especially the people I'm mad at, so the bathtub is the best place to be. I run the water as hot a... read more..

08 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4288

Frog in Pocket

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. 'Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.' The guy picks the frog up and puts it in ... read more..

08 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2995

Zoo Trip

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him."So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home."Great... read more..

07 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5091

Think!

In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it: "THINK"! The next day, when he went to the restroom, he looked at the ... read more..

07 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2739

2 min read

The Night of Tax Day

Twas the night of Tax Day, and all thru the house,Every creature was whirring, even the mouse.The floppy was placed in the disk drive with care,In certainty Saint Silicon soon would be there.The chips... read more..

07 Dec

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

6469

4 min read

A Little Kindness

Today I was in Walmart, waiting while my wife checked out her purchases. It happened that a friend of ours was the greeter. I watched her pass out some small gifts with a friendly word, dr... read more..

06 Dec

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4821

3 min read

Christmas Is Upon Us

Christmas is in the air, believe it or not! Yesterday, five women from our church met to decorate the church for Christmas. It's an exciting time, in that we gather, work in the church, making it beau... read more..

06 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4115

Lost Over Washington State

A helicopter was flying around above Washington State yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the cloud... read more..

06 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5607

2 min read

Analogies and Metaphors

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.- John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.- He fell for her like his heart was a mob in... read more..

05 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3664

Signs the Childhood is Over

Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore. Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun. The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are. Being bad is no ... read more..

05 Dec

Dr. Harold McNabb

3872

6 min read

Be At Peace

Another of the common jokes of our time begins with a person receiving the news from his doctor that he has only days to live. Here is one version: A man went in for his annual checkup and received a ... read more..

05 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2726

Thank You Cards

My first stop on my vacation was my sister's house in Montana. She's extremely organized. Before she leaves on a trip, she always types up address labels for her postcards.This time, I figured I'd don... read more..

04 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5739

Hymns for Speeders

Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you: 45 mph.................God Will Take Care of You55 mph.................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah65 mph.................Nearer My Go... read more..

Friendly Skies Turn Hostile In The 'Toilette'

04 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3661

5 min read

Friendly Skies Turn Hostile In The 'Toilette'

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly recently enjoyed a trip to Thailand. In planning the trip, I did not consider the time we would spend on the airplane. My focus was on what we wo... read more..

03 Dec

Wonders of Creation

4665

4 min read

Wonders of Creation - Quantum Physics

When a baby is born, all it knows is the warmth and security of its womb, but suddenly it has a whole new universe to understand. From inside its basinet, the world appears to be inhabited by giants, ... read more..

03 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6115

Who's Your Daddy?

While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother Andy, 3, and pointed to her dad. "That's not your real father," she said, startling the whole family."Yes, he i... read more..

02 Dec

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

5283

2 min read

Christmas Greetings

Dear list members, First of all I apologize for the multiple copies of this that those of you on more than one of my lists will receive. Where I am, the calendar has just changed to December 24th.&n... read more..

02 Dec

Rev. Spence Laycock

4110

9 min read

The Extraordinary Grace of God

It was Donald Grey Barnhouse who once said, ?Love that reaches up is adoration, love that reaches across is affection, but love that reaches down is grace.? God has given each of us numerous opportuni... read more..

02 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3051

Lost in Bookstore

A friend and her young son, Reid, were browsing in a large bookstore. Engrossed in making a selection, my friend had lost sight of her child."Reid!" she called out, racing through the aisles. "Reid!"J... read more..

01 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3676

2 min read

Holiday Merger

MAJOR HOLIDAY MERGER ANNOUNCED Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, It was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Chanukah will merge. An ind... read more..

01 Dec

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3771

4 min read

Some Thoughts on Christmas Kitsch

I sat at the table for five hours watching people walk by. Every now and then someone would stop and pick up one of my books. I'd chat with them, telling them the book was a collection of devotionals.... read more..

01 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3040

Delivery Suspicion

There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the peephole and asked, "Who's there?""Parcel post, ma'am. I have a package that needs a signature.""Where's the package?"... read more..

30 Nov

Dr. Harold McNabb

4179

5 min read

We Wait In Hope

It's December 24, 1914. The day has dawned bright and sunny, if cold, instead of the miserable rain which made life more miserable in the stinking mud of the Western Front of WW1. Along a 27 mile fron... read more..

30 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5206

The Company Car

The Company Car...1. It accelerates at a phenomenal rate.2. It has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.3. It can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars.4. The battery , r... read more..

29 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3013

New Boots

My first grade daughter and her friend both needed new boots as winter approached. The friend got in the car one morning and finally had gotten her boots. "Beth," I commented, "I see you got new boots... read more..

28 Nov

Wonders of Creation

3576

5 min read

Wonders of Creation - Persuasion

How often has someone convinced you to say yes to something when you really did not want to? There are some very clever ploys at large, which can persuade even the toughest individuals to change... read more..

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