Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

25 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4067

5 min read

Too Much Turkey And Not Enough Gravy

This time of the year, my thoughts rove back to memories of my maternal grandmother. The Thanksgiving season brought all her special talents to the forefront. To me, my grandmother reigned as queen of... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3298

Farewell Luncheon

The staff at the office where my wife works was hosting a farewell luncheon for a retiring colleague.As the group prepared to go to the restaurant, they found that they couldn't fit the giant balloon ... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4483

Watch Your Step

Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared t... read more..

24 Nov

Rev. Spence Laycock

3760

7 min read

Understanding Ai

I'd like you to imagine for a minute a great chalk board or blackboard. On one corner is written the equation, 1+1= blue. In another corner appears the equation, 1+1=3, down at the bottom appears 1+1=... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4116

Roughing It

A friend and his wife were considering traveling to Alaska for a trip that the husband had long dreamed of taking. He kept talking about how great it would be to stay in a log cabin without electricit... read more..

23 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4269

6 min read

Why Pray When You Can Worry?

There is nothing more satisfying than a good session of worrying. Yes, I said worrying. Nothing is more delectable than getting into a good stew. The reason worrying has received such a bad rap is tha... read more..

22 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3888

2 min read

Y2K Backup System

While we believe we will be fully Y2K compliant by January 1, 2000, and most of our subsidiary units and contractors claim they will also be fully compliant, we obviously need to make some preparation... read more..

22 Nov

Wonders of Creation

4401

5 min read

Wonders of Creation - Water

Water. We drink it, we generate electricity with it, we soak our crops in it, and we crack it to produce hydrogen and oxygen. Its uses are almost uncountable. The history of Mankind begins with water,... read more..

22 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3441

Pillar Interruption

The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned into a pillar of salt.Suddenly Jimmy interrupted. "My mom looked back once while she was driving," he announced t... read more..

21 Nov

Dr. Harold McNabb

4090

9 min read

Possessed By Grace

In a small Jewish town in Russia, there is a rabbi who disappears each Friday morning for several hours. His devoted disciples boast that during those hours their rabbi goes up to heaven and talks to ... read more..

21 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2855

Message Puzzle

April was puzzled recently by the odd messages she kept getting on her voice mail. Day after day, all she'd hear, from friends, family, and customers alike, would be their message and then they'd ALL ... read more..

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4006

2 min read

Carrier Landings

Any naval aviator will tell you that landing a plane on an aircraft carrier is THE most dangerous thing to do. First you've got to find an airport that is moving from place to place all the ti... read more..

20 Nov

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4592

3 min read

An A to Z COUNTING Exercise!?!

Now, if YOU are the Thanksgiving chef, I know you have a lot more to do today than sit here and practice your counting and reciting skills. But it IS time to pause for a moment and thank God for our b... read more..

19 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4306

Successful Ice Fishing

Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man havi... read more..

19 Nov

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4927

3 min read

Thanks Giving

Notice - the title is separated. In other words, Giving Thanks -this Thanksgiving, is more important than Thanksgiving itself. When we think of Thanksgiving, we quickly conjure up a picture of a big, ... read more..

19 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2862

Captain Comeback

I worked in the biology department at Buffalo State College in New York. The Great Lakes Laboratory, also stationed at the college, employed a licensed boat captain to man its research vessel. It was ... read more..

18 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5840

2 min read

Goober Quotes

I got some bad news today. You know the money you get from those ATM machines? It comes from *your* account!Sharon Grubb I don't care how much you and your cat love each other, if you were one inch s... read more..

18 Nov

Wonders of Creation

3576

4 min read

Wonders of Creation - Bio Diversity

Have you ever followed a bee around the garden, watching it enter flowers and lick up the nectar? Many flowers need bees for pollination, and bees need the flowers for nectar. These two creatures, pla... read more..

18 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3355

Grandma and Computer

The computer's swallowed grandmaYes' honestly' its true.She pressed 'control' and 'enter'And disappeared from view.Its devoured her completelyThe thought just makes me squirm.Maybe she's caught a viru... read more..

17 Nov

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

5253

12 min read

Evil as Evidence for God

The presence of evil in the world is considered by some to be solid evidence against the existence of God. I think it proves just the opposite. The entire objection hinges on the observation that true... read more..

17 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3154

Compliments to the Chef

I have a reputation for not being a fantastic cook. One evening I worked particularly hard on a new recipe, and once again it didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped.My son, always sweet and conscious of... read more..

16 Nov

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

14300

5 min read

Forgiving an Absent Dad

Apart from the power of Jesus Christ, I don't know how anyone can forgive a parent who has abandoned his or her family. Yet I do know that forgiveness is a prerequisite for finding personal peace. And... read more..

16 Nov

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4485

Top Ten Y2K Books For Christmas

10."Candlelight Critters-- the Lost Art of Shadow Puppetry"9."The Horders & Hunters Almanac"8."Condo Cooking with Wood--How To Feed Your Family Without Burning Down Your Investment!"7."SPAM-O-RIFF read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2790

Arrangements

It was a difficult subject to bring before his aged mother, but John felt that he must: "Mom, you're no longer a spring chicken and you do need to think ahead of what'll happen in the future. Why don'... read more..

15 Nov

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4862

3 min read

Let's Rake Leaves

There's a big beautiful oak tree in our back yard, its boughs heavy-laden with leaves--well, not any more! They will soon be falling--leaf by leaf--and covering the ground, crying out, "Residents--RAK... read more..

15 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2962

Classmate Reunion

While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name.Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name h... read more..

14 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6955

3 min read

Gifts for Men

Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems. Rule #1:When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if... read more..

14 Nov

Wonders of Creation

3453

4 min read

Wonders of Creation - Origin of Life

Where did life come from? There are only two main views: the Biblical (Creationist) view and the ?natural? view (Naturalism or Evolutionism). The Biblical explanation describes just the ?bare bones? o... read more..

14 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3164

Empty Nest Craft

I am a first-grade teacher and a new empty-nester. One night I was trying out an art project: making a person with simple materials. I took a coat hanger, attached a paper-plate face, put a shirt on ... read more..

13 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4054

Little Tim's Goldfish

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?" "My gol... read more..

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