Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20952 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

07 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5523

Car Alarms

I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud. "Some are quite effective," m... read more..

01 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

606

Cybersalt News - May 1, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone and welcome back to May! I have a fun item on my agenda today! After church I am driving up island to take in a model railroad show with my son. We have talked about maybe b... read more..

Maybe We Should Go Back To Smoke Signal Communications

30 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

912

4 min read

Maybe We Should Go Back To Smoke Signal Communications

I must admit that communication is an essential part of my life today. The longer I live, the more sophisticated those communications become, and it’s challenging to me. Recently, I was working on my... read more..

30 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

747

Quote #2091

"Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world." - Virgil A. Kraft read more..

30 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

665

One-Liner #1654

Common sense is not a gift - it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.... read more..

30 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3115

2 min read

Prayers as Heard By Children

From San Francisco: When I was a child, I learned this prayer as "Our Father, who are in Heaven, Howard be thy name." I always thought that was God's real name. Groton, Mass: My mother spent her earl... read more..

30 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3139

Performance Anxiety

"If you're ever attacked by a circus, go for the juggler." read more..

30 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2470

Gardening God's Way

Plant three rows of peas Peace of mind - Romans 14:5 Peace of heart - Acts 15:9 Peace of soul - 1 Peter 1:22 Plant four rows of squash Squash gossip - Lev 19:16 Squash selfishness - Luke 18:11-14 S... read more..

28 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

767

Suddenly I Realized

Earlier today I saw a bumper sticker that said, "I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal." Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are n the roads!... read more..

28 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

640

Cybersalt News - April 28, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Wow - I am swamped at Cybersalt World Headquarters! Seriously, I am happy to keep one nostril above the surface of all management that is going on right now. I'm not ... read more..

27 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

622

One-Liner #1653

Hold on while I over think this.... read more..

27 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

703

Quote #2090

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5358

Cheap Loan

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested c... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3283

Crack Sealer

"Cosmetics are a woman's way of keeping a man from reading between the lines." read more..

27 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1909

Life Is Good

My face in the mirror Isn't wrinkled or drawn. My house isn't dirty, The cobwebs are gone. My garden looks lovely And so does my lawn. I think I might never Put my glasses back on. ~ Author Unknow... read more..

24 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

986

4 min read

The Good, the Bad, and the Grouchy

Have you ever had a week where everything went just perfect? Neither have I. Every Monday morning, I plan a perfect week, and I try my best to stick to that plan. My problem is simply, I do not know... read more..

24 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

626

Cybersalt News - April 24, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone! It's a busy weekend here at Cybersalt World Headquarters with a number of good things happening. Our eldest is home for 2 weeks, we celebrated one of our grandsons' 3rd bir... read more..

23 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

707

Quote #2089

"God is not looking for men of great faith, He is looking for common men to trust His great faithfulness." - Hudson Taylor read more..

23 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

785

One-Liner #1652

Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me, so from now on I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.... read more..

23 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3285

Are You My Waiter?

Max Greenberg was at his favorite eatery, the Second Avenue Deli, when he called over the waiter. "Yes?" asked the busy waiter. "Are you sure you're the waiter I ordered from?" asked Max. "Why do y... read more..

23 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2615

Bugging Your Neighbors

"Bacteria: They're the only culture some people have." read more..

23 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1975

Loving Jesus

The little boy came home from his first day at Sunday School. He told his mother that his Sunday school teacher was Jesus' granny. "How did you reach that conclusion?" his mother asked. "Well, she n... read more..

21 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

706

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday was a milestone birthday for Esther, our youngest. She turned 30. That, of course means that Grandma Cybersalt and I have no children under the age of 30 no... read more..

20 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6173

Medical Advice

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?" "Well," he said, "I was thinking abou... read more..

20 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

721

Quote #2088

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." - Erma Bombeck read more..

20 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

687

One-Liner #1651

One minute you're young and fun - the next, you're turning down the car stereo to see better.... read more..

20 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3165

Drum Sounds

A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty guide, he seeks out a very remote locale for researching the behavior of the giant rat of Sumatra. Around dusk ... read more..

20 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2188

Know When to Run

"Is it just me or does losing a hand in poker seems like a pretty steep price to pay for a card game?" read more..

20 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2080

Politeness

In a country home that seldom had guests, the young son was eager to help his mother after his father appeared with two dinner guests from the office. When the dinner was nearly over, the boy went to... read more..

17 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

610

Cybersalt News - April 17, 2022

Easter Sunday Greetings everyone - the Lord is risen! A friend of ours shared an original poem for Easter on her Facebook page, yesterday, and I got permission to share it here as today's illustratio... read more..

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