Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

06 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2933

One Call

The two teenagers were arrested. The police sergeant told them they were entitled to a phone call. Some time later a man entered the station and asked for them by name.The sergeant said, "I suppose yo... read more..

Alarming Discovery; Hit Me One More Time, Baby

05 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3607

5 min read

Alarming Discovery; Hit Me One More Time, Baby

A man is not a man, in my opinion, unless he has adequately mastered the art of snoring. When I say mastered, I mean there is more to snoring than the mere act of making ze noise. It is an ancient art... read more..

05 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3696

Out of This World Bait

My daughter-in-law Alma and grandson Eddy were digging for fishing bait in my garden. Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddy proudly dangled it before his mother. "No, honey, he won't do for b... read more..

04 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5594

Proud Rooster

A minister had just finished an excellent dinner at the home of a congregation member when he saw a rooster come strutting through the yard."That's certainly a proud-looking rooster," the minister com... read more..

03 Aug

Rev. Spence Laycock

3083

9 min read

Peace

One of Christ's predictions of what would mark the end of time was the incessant cry from the world for, ?Peace, Peace!? This has come to be more than we could have ever imagined as the multiple layer... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3626

Goobers With Shovels

There were two guys working for the city. One would did a hole, he would dig, dig, dig, the other would come behind him and fill the hole, fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously.... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3423

3 min read

Abbott and Costello - Computer Version

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer.ABBOTT: Mac?COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.ABBOTT: Your ... read more..

03 Aug

Ask Pastor Tim

Pastor Tim

8127

2 min read

Same Sex Marriage In Canada?

DEAR PASTOR TIM, WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON THE REPUBATED ANTI-BIBLICAL BILL THAT WAS PAST TO ALLOW REPUBATES TO MARRY? MY OPINION IS AS FOLLOWS: I AM THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED WITH CANADA AND THE FACT T read more..

03 Aug

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4158

4 min read

Forgive And Forget

Is it easy to hold grudges, rather than forgiving someone? Has someone done something to you or said a harsh word that you've had trouble forgiving? I ran across an article in a magazine where two Mot... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4082

3 min read

Even More Cute Kids

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it ... read more..

01 Aug

Dr. Harold McNabb

3759

8 min read

Between The Rock and a Hard Place

In the spring of 2003 a young man named Aaron Ralston was hiking alone in the canyons of Utah when an 800 pound boulder shifted and pinned his arm to the canyon wall. He struggled for five days to fre... read more..

01 Aug

Hall of Flames

Pastor Tim

7111

Back Off!!!

Jessica wrote: Dear Tim, I Don't like what your sending me so BACK OFF!! You are an idoit!!!! From Jessie I replied: Dear Jessica, I've removed you from my lists. BTW, "Idoit" is spelled "idiot"... read more..

01 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4105

Memory School

Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening as they have done for the past 35 years. Max, the older, had been having problems remembering what cards were what, and usually needed... read more..

01 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2768

Visiting List

A Catholic priest I once knew went to the hospital to visit patients. Stopping at the nurse’s station, he carefully looked over the patient roster and jotted down the room number of everyone who had "... read more..

31 Jul

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

4867

16 min read

Give 'em Heaven

What is it we're about as Christians? What is it we're doing? I want to talk about what I did the last couple of weeks. Some of you were around last year--I'd like to think that I have not lost any ... read more..

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3885

2 min read

More Bad Headlines

~ March Planned For Next August ~ Blind Bishop Appointed To See ~ Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip ~ L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide ~ Patient At Death's Door... read more..

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3156

Jack's Will

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's last will and testament."To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and one million dollars. To my son Ba... read more..

37 Plus 22 Equals Short Night For Pastor Tim

31 Jul

Racing

Pastor Tim

8207

3 min read

37 Plus 22 Equals Short Night For Pastor Tim

Pastor Tim Davis, known at Western Speedway as the Pastor of Disaster, was slightly injured last night during the first lap of the A heat in the Claimer Division. Davis, who was driving bac... read more..

How Amnesia Has Improved My Quality of Life

30 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4105

5 min read

How Amnesia Has Improved My Quality of Life

Last week my wife sent me to the mall on an errand. Normally I don't like going to the mall, especially by myself, but when my wife sends me, I submit to my husbandly duty. Years ago when I joined her... read more..

30 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2985

Out of Fuel

Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the Newark airfield in sight?!?!!"Cessna: "Uh, um...tower,... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3732

John Will Be Fine

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied... read more..

29 Jul

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3473

4 min read

The Day I Faced My Failure

This time of year makes me a bit jittery. It's that time when people ask, "Do you garden?" I take that question personally. I guess it's a hold-over from my Yukon days, but I always have the feeling t... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2802

Verbalized Prayers

The pastor of a mid-sized church decided one Monday morning that the staff would verbalize their prayers at the weekly staff meeting. He led off: "Lord, my daughter is about to go away to college, I o... read more..

28 Jul

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

10870

4 min read

Persuading Others to Follow Christ

Today, in an effort to be sophisticated and contemporary, many Christians have stopped trying to persuade others to follow Christ. There's an underlying feeling in our society that nice people just do... read more..

28 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3769

2 min read

Parenting Test

MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the Wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the co... read more..

28 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3402

Foot Pill

A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the results. Some time later an orderly appeared and handed the man a large pill.Just then a mother with a small child ... read more..

27 Jul

Rev. Spence Laycock

3422

10 min read

Why Did The Church Cross the Road?

If you put a twist on the age old line, ?Why did the chicken cross the road?? and instead ask, ?Why did the church cross the road?? the answers could look like this: Mark Twain would have said, 'the... read more..

27 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3557

That's Hospital Coverage!

Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a S... read more..

27 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3217

Lion Attack

Two wildlife documentary film makers were filming a wild lion in Africa when they both noticed that the lion was about to attack them.One of the men put down his camera and slowly began changing from ... read more..

26 Jul

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4686

2 min read

It Is Hot

The weather is almost unbelievable! It seemed to never quit raining after the last hurricane. But, when it did, the weather went wild with heat! Today,it's hitting the 100 mark,with the he... read more..

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