Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3919

The Cautious Pilot

Taxiing down the tarmac, a jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant... read more..

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3064

Rabbi Sneak

There was this rabbi in a small town, and he was really curious about why so many people ate pork. He really wanted to try some, but there was no where in town he could go and not be seen. One weekend... read more..

25 Jul

Dr. Harold McNabb

3727

8 min read

What Goes Around, Comes Around

One of the bothersome details about the life of Jacob is his character. He is a schemer and deceiver, and yet God makes a covenant with him, just as he had with his grandfather, Abraham. We know that ... read more..

25 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5506

How Do You Spell That

Lena passed away and Ole called 911. The 911 operator told Ole that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Ole replied, "At da end of Eucalyptus D... read more..

25 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3241

Letter Pride

One woman was bragging to her next-door neighbor about her son, a college student. "Why, our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have to go to the dictionary.""You're lucky," t... read more..

25 Jul

Hall of Flames

Pastor Tim

10247

6 min read

Airbag

In respose to my devotional "Entertainment vs. Safety" Tony wrote: Pastor Tim, Wish you had harped a bit on the possible dire consequences of anyone removing an airbag just for gratification of "sel... read more..

24 Jul

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

3762

3 min read

Great Getaway!

Heard about a getaway that wasn't so great-- a dog, frightened of the July 4th fireworks, ran away, across a busy street, and a family searched frantically for him. In desperation, they ran an ad in t... read more..

24 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3803

Bulletin Bloopers #2

More Church Bulletins Bloopers - The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy." - During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privil... read more..

23 Jul

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

5148

3 min read

Smile

Today I received a sweet smile from my grandson Levi. I cherish that look that he saves for special times. My family is so filled with females. A sister, two daughters, a niece and three precious gran... read more..

23 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3931

2 min read

Corporate America in the 90's

You know you work in Corporate America in the 90's if: - You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. - Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro. - You... read more..

22 Jul

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

6772

2 min read

Entertainment vs. Safety

Anyone who knows me just a little knows that I like electronic gadgets and toys. Whether the newest computer peripheral, the latest digital media hardware, or the most recently increased-in... read more..

22 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3895

Go Get Grandma

When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your grandmother?" I asked. "Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit u... read more..

22 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3053

Two Kids

Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted children curiously. They often draw scrutiny, since my son's a blond Russian, while my daughter has shiny black ... read more..

A Day at The Beach and A Lesson on God's Love

21 Jul

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3248

4 min read

A Day at The Beach and A Lesson on God's Love

The day couldn't have been more perfect. The sky was clear, the sun dancing off the water. The beach slowly filled with parents and children, out to enjoy a day at the beach. After an overnight camp o... read more..

21 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6539

2 min read

Blind Ambition

Charlie Boswell has always been one of my heroes. He has inspired me and thousands of others to rise above circumstances and live our true passion. Charlie was blinded during World War II ... read more..

21 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2771

Grocery Pickup

Soon after my 16-year-old sister started working after school as a grocery-store cashier, I went to see how she was doing.I tried to make myself inconspicuous as I waited to check out my purchases. Ah... read more..

Instructions for Microsoft's New TV Dinner

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3762

2 min read

Instructions for Microsoft's New TV Dinner

You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honour Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would cons... read more..

20 Jul

Rev. Spence Laycock

3582

10 min read

At The Bottom of the Pile .... Faith

It's third down and a yard to go, Jason Maas, quarter back for the Edmonton Eskimos, gets in close behind his offensive line. Across from him are the front four for Saskatchewan , Andrew Greene weighi... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3776

The Hokey Pokey

*The Hokey Pokey*Original LyricsPut your left foot in,Your left foot out,Your left foot in,And shake it all about.You do the hokey pokeyAnd turn yourself aroundThat's what it's all about.*The Hokey Po read more..

19 Jul

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4392

3 min read

I?m Not Perfect

If we live, we make mistakes. We will never be perfect here on earth, as in 'man's perfection?. Just last night, I got a note written in my Guestbook that told me to ?quit judging?, ?who do you think ... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3946

Quarter Back

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters? Nurse: No change yet.... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2569

Perfectly Made

When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked present... read more..

18 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3986

Doctor Visit

A guy walks into a Doctor's office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle out of his nose and a rasher of bacon out of his other ear. He asks the Doctor what's wrong .. and he repli... read more..

18 Jul

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

4535

14 min read

Gospel Fodder

I want to start out this segment responding to a letter. I receive letters on occasion. Often times there is nothing to respond to because they're not that kind of letter. Other times there's a lot to... read more..

18 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2906

Skiing Experience

Miss the experience of skiing? Try the following to get that feeling back.10. Visit your local butcher and pay $10 to sit in his walk-in freezer for half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bill... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3955

Sick At Church

Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden vomit attack impending. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you c... read more..

17 Jul

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

4395

11 min read

Disciplining the Church

What should the church do when a member turns to strong drink to avoid a personal problem--turn the other way and hope nobody smells his breath?What should the church do when a member is an incessant ... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2873

Insurance Reflection

Bill's barn burned down, and his wife Polly called the insurance company.Polly told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."The agent replied, "Hold o... read more..

16 Jul

Dr. Harold McNabb

3752

6 min read

Surely God is in This Place

One of the underlying goals of space research is the search for life beyond ourselves. When any of the building blocks of life, primarily water, carbon and nitrogen are found there is considerable exc... read more..

16 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4287

2 min read

Sunday Funnies

One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle.&nbsp... read more..

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