Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

04 Jul

Dr. Harold McNabb

3326

8 min read

A Husband for Rebekah

I think I have told you the story of my conversation with my grandmother about her decision to move to Alberta at the turn of the last century to homestead. I say her decision because she was not marr... read more..

04 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

11103

You Know It's Hot Outside When…

You Know It's Hot Outside When...**you ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the air conditioning as much as possible** you've been getting hot flashes, and you're a man** the swans in the par... read more..

03 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4448

Dog Breeding Made Absurd

~ Pointer + Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet ~ Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries ~ Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed ~ ... read more..

03 Jul

Rev. Spence Laycock

Rev. James L. Snyder

3086

5 min read

The Age Long Query: Who Am I?

Last week I was tootling along without a care in the world. Actually, I did have several cares but I was ignoring them as much as possible. My basic philosophy is this, the more you ignore something t... read more..

03 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3225

2 min read

Letter From A Farm Kid

Letter from a farm kid, now at Paris Island Marine Corps recruit depot:Dear Ma and Pa:I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a... read more..

02 Jul

Rev. Spence Laycock

3391

8 min read

The Assurances of a Godly Father

It's been said that Judaism is the only religion that has in it a commandment to the believers that they 'remember?. In Deuteronomy 8:2 it states, 'remember how the Lord your God led you on this long ... read more..

02 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6051

Obituary Notice

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word.&... read more..

02 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

17364

Offering Encouragement

A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections.One Sunday he announced, "Now, before we pass the collection plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the chi... read more..

02 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5777

Junior's Nickels

There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at the local grocery store. The manager doesn't know what Junior's problem is, but the boys like to tease him. The boys say he is two bri... read more..

01 Jul

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

5201

3 min read

The "V" Formation

(Please note: Don't be confused. Details in this devotional DO NOT mean I am stopping my Cybersalt Sites Activities!) I think it is safe to say that we have all seen geese migrating as th read more..

01 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5589

Exercise

- I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.- I have flabby thighs, but fortunately read more..

30 Jun

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

4300

7 min read

Wouldn't I Still Be Me?

Those who play the personhood card argue that there is a difference between being a human and being a person. There are, they say, human beings that don't qualify as persons, and therefore should have... read more..

30 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3890

Understanding Law

During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Partem' rule was explained. Translated it means "To hear the other party."After discussing the subject at great length, the lecturer asked if anyone didn't... read more..

29 Jun

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

4245

7 min read

The Peter Promise

"He knew so much about the Bible; he had such a great ministry. How could this happen to him?" People often have asked me such questions when a Christian leader has fallen because of money, sex, or pr read more..

29 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4913

Parrot Auction

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he ... read more..

29 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3841

Haircut Request

When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut."Make it short," the customer replied, "with a bare patch above my left ear, but longer on the right side so... read more..

28 Jun

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4490

2 min read

Details For Camp

Our eleven year-old granddaughter, Mary Kathryn, leaves in the morning for a church sponsored Christian Athletic Camp. The whole family is excited for her to have the opportunity to work and play and ... read more..

28 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4389

2 min read

To The Rescue

One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around. After ... read more..

28 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3602

Bedtime Suggestion

I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting on your pj's, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE book. Then it's lights out!"Her ar... read more..

27 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4097

Getting Older Lines

Now that I'm older....here's what I've discovered: I STARTED out with nothing....I still have most of it. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran? I finally got my head together, now my... read more..

27 Jun

Dr. Harold McNabb

3935

7 min read

The Years of the Locust

Mt. St. Helen's is rumbling and puffing again, although it seems less likely this week that a big eruption is imminent, than it seemed a couple of weeks ago. I lived a thousand miles to the east when ... read more..

27 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3793

Shovel Need

One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. The crew's foreman radios the office and tells his supervisor the situation.The s... read more..

26 Jun

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3456

3 min read

A Dance Lesson In The Kitchen

"What's Grandma like, Mom?" My daughter's question caught at my heart. I hadn't seen my mother since before she suffered a stroke and I was fearful. Had the effects of the debilitation changed her mor read more..

26 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3037

Computer Error

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over. Bob clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.As he was wa... read more..

26 Jun

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4658

3 min read

Freedoms

We live in a land of freedoms. These freedoms are quickly being taken away from us. It started with prayer in the schools, and has escalated. Once the door is open to satan, it's hard to get it closed... read more..

25 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4051

More Actual Classified Ads

More Actual Classified Ads - - - - - Stock up and save. Limit: one. - We build bodies that last a lifetime. - For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. - Man, honest. Will take anything. - Man wanted to work ... read more..

25 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3153

Chute Error

While being transported to basic training as a new enlistee of the Air National Guard, I accidentally opened a parachute in the rear of the C-47. The plane was piloted by a major and a captain, and I ... read more..

24 Jun

Rev. Spence Laycock

4412

9 min read

The Glory of the Justice of God

In the Supreme Court building in Geneva , Switzerland , hangs a massive painting by Paul Robert. The painting is entitled, ?Justice Instructing the Judges?. In the foreground are all forms of litigati... read more..

24 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4534

Bible Answer

A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you "know" the Bible?" The son replied, "I do know!" "O... read more..

24 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3350

2 min read

Cancelling Cards

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her ... read more..

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