Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

23 Jun

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

3703

4 min read

Liberty at the Lamppost

Someone is always "declaring their independence" around here--so we celebrate the Fourth of July alot! But one day during spring break, the "Freedom Fighters" and three of their friends surrounded the... read more..

23 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4539

The Buck Stops Where?

A one-dollar bill met a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been? I haven't seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruis... read more..

23 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3427

New Appointment

Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any com... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4303

Theme Songs For Bible Characters

Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise" Lazarus: "The Second Time Around" Esther: "I Feel Pretty" Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues" Moses: "The Wan... read more..

22 Jun

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4634

3 min read

Life and Death

This week has been a long one for us and many others in our family and the church family. My husband's oldest sister was in the hospital for a couple weeks, in very bad shape. Her heart was not pumpin... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3122

Withheld Pay

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, my Uncle Joe was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.Surveying the damage, the o... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4662

Give It A Try

Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. Keep going! Don't stop..... &... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4009

Career Change

When Ruthie's grandson Jordan was 5, he always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up. One day he was running through the house and into the corner of a chair and hurt his eye. He crie... read more..

20 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4640

Fridge Magnet Smiles

You have all seen those little hand painted signs hung in so many kitchens. Many are heartwarming and homey, but many are simply hilarious. Here is a collection of the funnier ones: A mes... read more..

20 Jun

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3289

3 min read

Today, If You Hear

We were watching the portrayal of the last week of Jesus? life on earth. The actors depicted the Biblical characters with skill and the performance to that point had been flawless. Then a woman ran to... read more..

20 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2924

Words Per Day

Abraham was reading an article out loud to his wife. "Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day, whereas men only use 15,000 words?"Sadie replies, "The reason has to be because a woman has ... read more..

19 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4394

Amish At The Mall

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slid... read more..

19 Jun

Dr. Harold McNabb

3544

9 min read

End-Run

If anyone had a right to ask, "why me, God?", it was Hagar. Sure she had been a willing participant, but none of this had been her idea, and she really couldn't have refused her mistress Sarah. Now lo... read more..

18 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4516

2 min read

Athiest Groceries

There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Everyday, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the tim... read more..

18 Jun

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

3445

4 min read

My Father...My Friend!

I love weddings! I sit misty-eyed beside my husband of twenty years, hold hands, get all warm and fuzzy inside, and feel like I am getting married all over again! Of course, I compare any wedding I at... read more..

18 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3737

Heartfelt

Jimmy was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with the Pledge of Allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him.... read more..

18 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4884

Gladys Pun

There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep. After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very ... read more..

17 Jun

Rev. Spence Laycock

3217

5 min read

The Claims of Baptism

The circumcision of Christ I claim and celebrate in baptism through faith in the working of God. I. The Object of My Faith is More Important than Amount or Intent. Through the first verses of this cha... read more..

17 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3345

Great Cheese

The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased with his meal that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly led him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef."Your veal parmigiana ... read more..

16 Jun

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

5116

5 min read

Growing Up Without Dad

A hole in the heart is never quite so big as when a father's love is missed. Like our innate need to know the God who loves us, our need for a father never goes away. Though death and divorce have mad... read more..

16 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4549

Goober On The Net

A goober went to his mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed his repeated trips to the curb and asked if he was waiting for a special del... read more..

16 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2960

Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.- You lose the st... read more..

15 Jun

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4316

2 min read

More Rest

Our oldest granddaughter, Faith, came in about 11:00 p.m. from Cheerleading Camp completely exhausted. She was tired, didn't like the camp, and did not think she was enjoying herself at all. From her ... read more..

15 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6010

Pig Rescuer

Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask, "Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?" "Well Michae... read more..

15 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5838

Movie Night

My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time with her. I decided to fix that by having a "movie night" with her.We watched Hackers, The Net, Anti-Trust, You'... read more..

Giggle The Pounds Away With Laughtercise

14 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5014

5 min read

Giggle The Pounds Away With Laughtercise

Finally, someone has come up with a weight loss program I can sink my teeth into without guilt. And, I say it's about time. I can't speak for anybody else, but I'm fed up with diet programs that simpl... read more..

14 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5456

Overheard At The Cemetery

These two boys filled up a bucket of nuts and sat down by the tree. Out of sight, they started dividing up the nuts. "One for you and one for me." A couple of the nuts rolled towards... read more..

14 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3111

Library Lost and Found

Arriving back at the dorm late one evening, my roommate explained that she had gotten lost in the school library. No one was surprised, since the library is large and has a confusing layout.When I ask... read more..

13 Jun

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

5379

3 min read

Our Father

Next Sunday, we will celebrate Father's Day this year. Many of us have lost our father (mine was DADDY) over the years. But, there are still the memories of all the years we had with him. I often thin... read more..

13 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4353

Goober Painter

Julie, the goober, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman. The first house she came to, ... read more..

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