Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

05 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3200

Things Mom Doesn't Want To Hear

"Mom's List Of Things She Does Not Want To Hear"1. I swallowed the goldfish.2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.3. Does grape juice leave a stain?4. The principal called...5. But DAD says read more..

04 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4328

Real Newspaper Ads

These are real ads from a newspaper. 1. 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850 or best offer 2. AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. 3. SNOW BLOWER FOR SAL... read more..

Prayer - Our Daily Communication With God

04 May

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

5092

3 min read

Prayer - Our Daily Communication With God

Communication is something many of us are not very good at. We have problems communicating in our marriages, with our children, on the job, or perhaps even with our closest friends. Most of us want to... read more..

04 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2895

Name Problem

It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the children their names one at a time, and for each to spell their name out loud. When she came to a young boy and as... read more..

03 May

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

5476

3 min read

Mortal Melancholy

Springtime has returned to my backyard with full bloom. This seasonal reality is nowhere more evident than in the branches of a very large, decorative cherry tree in our backyard that boasts and displ... read more..

03 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3654

Longevity Answer

The Jewish Chronicle had heard that Benny was coming up to his 110th birthday so they sent one of their reporters to interview him."How do you account for your longevity?" asked the reporter."You coul... read more..

03 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4362

Take Two Instead

A man takes a photo of the front of his house to the local copy store and asks the clerk to put it on disk for him. He does. They are both looking at the monitor to see the results, and the man asks i... read more..

02 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4307

1 min read

Speeding Stories

*PULLED OVER* "Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five dollars.She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always read more..

02 May

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4836

3 min read

Gordon's Challenge at Talladega

NASCAR fans love the challenge that goes with restrictor-plate racing at Talladega Superspeedway! Jeff Gordon had the dominating car Sunday at the Aaron's 499 Nextel Cup race. But, the win was not wit... read more..

02 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2941

Cow Help

A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairy farm country when his car stalled inexplicably. He got out and raised the hood to see if he could find out what had happened.A brown and w... read more..

01 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4017

Goober Pilots

Two Goobers (pilots) are trying to land an airplane. They start descending and as they touch the ground the one pilot screams to the other pilot, "Pull up, the runaway is ending...". The second... read more..

01 May

Dr. Harold McNabb

3721

9 min read

Observations About an Unknown God

Is there anyone here today who would say, "I never win anything"? You go to the concert and the door prize is never for you, and the service club raffle always goes to someone else? I have good news f... read more..

01 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4739

Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name

*Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name*1. Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., Ms. Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster.2. Don't call yourself by someone else's real name: e.g., Mr. Teddy K read more..

Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns

30 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4168

5 min read

Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns

Tuesday last I awoke from my nightly slumber with terrific pain in my chest, much like an elephant break-dancing on my chest. It was painful just to breathe, but like the trooper I am, I shrugged it o... read more..

29 Apr

Rev. Spence Laycock

2991

11 min read

The Comfort of the Visible King

Robert Louis Stevenson once described a storm that caught a vessel off a rocky coast and threatened to drive it and its passengers to destruction. In the midst of the terror, one daring man, contrary ... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3963

2 min read

What "Guy" Phrases Really Mean

"I'm going fishing."really means..."I'm going to go and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "Woman driver."really means..."Someone who doesn't speed read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3740

Change Help

A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it where he'd w... read more..

29 Apr

Misc

2264

3 min read

Contemporary Christian Music

I am reading a book called "Why I Left the Contemporary Christian Music Movement". It is written by a former worship leader. I have to say it is very eye opening. It has revealed somethings, i woul... read more..

28 Apr

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

3800

3 min read

Lifelong Lessons For Making Mama Happy!

This one’s for "mamas" all over the world. Now you may BE a mama or be RELATED to one--and I THINK that means us all, so don’t tune out ’til I’m done talking...doesn&... read more..

28 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8026

Missing The Obvious

One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 ft, but the g... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6012

Moose Hunters

Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska. They have a good hunt, and both manage to get a large moose. When the plane returns to pick them up, the pilot looks at the animals... read more..

27 Apr

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4069

4 min read

Cause for Celebration

Happy Birthday! It's a phrase we all hear once each year as we celebrate another milestone on our journey. We hear it from family, friends and colleagues. We hear it in restaurants as the waiters and ... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3237

Wallet Thanks

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his wor... read more..

Are You a ?Perennial? Or ?Annual? Christian?

26 Apr

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

5170

3 min read

Are You a ?Perennial? Or ?Annual? Christian?

Today, my daughter and I refurbished her flower beds. You can imagine how they looked, having been left all winter. She began early this morning to pull out weeds. Later in the day, I began helping he... read more..

26 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5512

Seeing Eye Dogs

Two men are walking their dogs. The first guy has a doberman, and the second guy has a chihuahua. They walk down the street and stop at a restaurant. "Man, I could really go for a snack," says the ... read more..

26 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3517

Doctor Mistake

During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted doctor was asked by a reporter: "Doctor, did you ever make a serious mistake?""Yes, was the reply, "I once cured a millionaire in three v... read more..

26 Apr

Misc

Pastor Tim

2807

Just blank

This is Pastor Tim - ignore this blog entry. I am testing something (well someone has to!) ... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5176

Goober Horseback Riding

A goober decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted & the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a s... read more..

25 Apr

Dr. Harold McNabb

4482

7 min read

How To Be A Brick

The rock group, Pink Floyd, have a song entitled, "Brick in the wall". The lyrics are simple. There is only one stanza that repeats itself. It goes like this: We don't need no education. We don't need... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3145

Namesake Care

While I was serving as a chief master sergeant at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier City, La., my son and namesake was also serving there. His two month old son, whose name was the same as ours, wa... read more..

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