Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6096

Reasons Not To Wash

If you took the same excuses that people use for not going to church and apply them to other important areas of life you'd realize how inconsistent we can be in our logic. For example: Reasons... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2795

4 Year Ceiling

A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the country's greatest works of art. Since there was no one to look after her grandmother while she was away, she ... read more..

22 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4369

3 min read

30 Minutes To A Cleaner House

*30 Minutes To A Cleaner House* You're getting company in 30 minutes. Your house is a mess. WHAT WILL YOU DO? Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the first session of Housekeeping Tips for Regular Peo read more..

22 Mar

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

5106

4 min read

A Holy Week Crime...Murder in Minnesota

Come with me to the Holy Week events as our Lord suffered and died that He might redeem mankind--including the high school teen whose reign of terror resulted in the murder of 9 persons, along with ot... read more..

22 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3154

2 min read

Dog Errand

A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again.He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth.... read more..

21 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5274

Reading At Lunchtime

A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating. Since Jews do not eat leavened bread during the eight day holiday, he was eating M... read more..

21 Mar

Dr. Harold McNabb

4149

13 min read

Jesus Is Pure Gold

One thing I have learned over the last while from Valerie is to be a better tipper. Not that I was cheap or anything, but I would leave a ten percent tip and figured that was enough. I have seen the l... read more..

21 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3087

Company Motivation Posters

*Company Motivation Posters You Will Never See*1) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.2) It's only unethical if you get caught.3) The light at the end o read more..

How To Cash In On Your ?Ailment Capital'

20 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4570

5 min read

How To Cash In On Your ?Ailment Capital'

Right after the president won his re-election bid for the White House, he made an interesting comment. He said he was going to spend his "political capital" wisely. At first, I did not understand wh... read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9473

Diaper Change

"Here's your problem," says the doctor to the first-time father. "This baby's in serious need of a diaper change." Looking baffled, the man replies, "But the package says it's good for 8 to 10 pound read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3584

Young Guy's "BG"

At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's... read more..

19 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4627

One-liners

*43.3% of statistics are meaningless! *Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. *A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive. *It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit. *Which i read more..

19 Mar

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

7093

7 min read

One Man's Death--Every Man's Guarantee

We all keep hoping for peace. World War I was "the war to end all wars." Then we found ourselves in the midst of World War II-again sending out sons, husbands, and fathers who may not return.The wars ... read more..

19 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2945

Face Warning

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.Smiling sweetly, she said, "You know, Bobby, when I was a little girl, I was told th... read more..

18 Mar

Rev. Spence Laycock

3543

10 min read

The Passion Of The Christian

Have you ever heard of the phrase 'the Passion of Christ?? Maybe you remember it from the Mel Gibson movie that had a similar title. Perhaps you've heard of the Passion Play at the Rose Bud theatre? T... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5462

Goober Ice Fishing

A goober wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning h... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3159

Football Confessions

Our assistant pastor, an avid football fan, had to hear confessions on Saturday during an important Nebraska/Notre Dame game. When one man had finished his confession, the Father asked him, "Are you ... read more..

17 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5574

Alcohol Consumption Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containters: 1. Warnin... read more..

17 Mar

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4643

3 min read

Betting Your Life

There's a picture that has been circulating on the internet. It shows two rows of big German Shepherd dogs staring at a tiny kitten walking unperturbed between them. Under the picture is the caption read more..

17 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2822

Soup Words

It was a formal banquet. The minister had just finished saying grace when a waiter spilled a bowl of steaming soup into his lap.The clergyman silently sizzled, then said in anguished tones, "Will a l... read more..

How do I get permission to use a picture on the Cleanlaugh site?

17 Mar

Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh Site

Pastor Tim

3711

How do I get permission to use a picture on the Cleanlaugh site?

The pictures I use on the CleanLaugh site are, for the most part, floating around on the net, source unknown. For that reason, I can neither give nor deny permission to use them. That deci... read more..

Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns.

16 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

6008

5 min read

Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns.

Tuesday last I awoke from my nightly slumber with terrific pain in my chest, much like an elephant break-dancing on my chest. It was painful just to breathe, but like the trooper I am, I shrugged it o... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3531

3 min read

Microsoft TV Dinner

Instructions for Microsoft's TV Dinner:You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept Microsoft rights to the TV dinner. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner ... read more..

15 Mar

Dr. Harold McNabb

3538

11 min read

Opportunities In The Master's Hand

Journalist David Hajdu recently told a memorable story about Wynton Marsalis, one of the most easily recognizable jazz musicians in our day and one of the premier jazz trumpeters of all time. One nigh... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4794

More Signs

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait." On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts." In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fi... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3172

4 min read

How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor

How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor~ Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out, and live in it for six months.~ Run all the pipes and wires in your house exposed on the walls.~ Repaint your ... read more..

You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When

14 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4550

2 min read

You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When

You know it's time to turn your computer off and read a book when ....... 1. A friend calls and says "How are you? Your phones have been busy-for a year!!!!!"2. You forgot how to work the TV remote c... read more..

14 Mar

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4567

3 min read

Truth Always Comes Out

We often face things that we don't want to do, or places we don't want to go. But, our answer often tells lots about who we really are. If someone asks you to come to church, and you say, "I?ll be the... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2920

Cow Legs

Did you hear of the little boy who came home from kindergarten with a blue ribbon. When his mommy asked him "What is the blue ribbon for?" he proudly announced, "I won!"When pressed for details he si... read more..

13 Mar

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

6185

2 min read

The Healer Is Here!

Jesus in CYBERSPACE? You'd better believe it! The same Lord who walked the shores of Galilee, who healed the sick, lifted the fallen, delivered the oppressed, walks the World Wide Web--to ... read more..

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